Hezbollah now eating the souls of Israeli children / stealing their candy
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7/14/06
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"Doing our best to report whatever."
"Hezbollah, a Hillary Clinton funded organization used to secretly facilitate war against the people of baby Jesus, have now been seen eating the souls of Israeli children in Jerusalem," said ground correspondent Zstillings.
http://www.cfreport.org/images/baby/baby1.jpg "After the women and children had their souls eaten, we watched them turn into blood sucking zombies. Hezbollah then loaded them into chemically laden rocket launchers, and fired them at the White House," embedded reporter binauralsounds was quoted as saying. http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v254/robertokeefe/zombie.jpg
"Here, we find more evidence of the zombies created, and WMD used by Hezbollah," says desk correspondant Miller8966.
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HHKC press corp photos of innocent Israeli children about to be kidnapped, and have their souls eaten.
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HHKC News Network
"Doing our best to report whatever."
"Hezbollah, a Hillary Clinton funded organization used to secretly facilitate war against the people of baby Jesus, have now been seen eating the souls of Israeli children in Jerusalem," said ground correspondent Zstillings.
http://www.cfreport.org/images/baby/baby1.jpg "After the women and children had their souls eaten, we watched them turn into blood sucking zombies. Hezbollah then loaded them into chemically laden rocket launchers, and fired them at the White House," embedded reporter binauralsounds was quoted as saying. http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v254/robertokeefe/zombie.jpg
"Here, we find more evidence of the zombies created, and WMD used by Hezbollah," says desk correspondant Miller8966.
http://www.unperplex.com/blogsupport/2005-04-09-Deathray/deathray.jpg
http://www.planet.fi/~jhkj/bloodycamp/zombie(elf).jpeg
http://homepages.gac.edu/~dkuster/zombie/img/pwlogo3.gif
HHKC press corp photos of innocent Israeli children about to be kidnapped, and have their souls eaten.
http://www.evertize.com/kids/images/4700.jpg
http://irene.kaywa.ch/files/images/2005/11/mob518_1131203451.jpg
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7/14/06 11:15 AM
More Blood-Thirsty Zombies Sighted Along Western Coast
" Several blood-thirsty zombies have been spotted along the southern California coast of San Diego. These zombies who should have been dead a long time ago, were spotted sinking their fangs into Hollywood and attempting to milk every last drop of blood from their long-dead careers.
One innocent jogger in the area was mildly wounded as one dried up and bloated zombie attempted to covet her large, yet firm breasts. The victim was saved by an unnamed hero who was walking by with a notebook in one hand and a bottle of wine , in the other. The hero finished off the bottle of wine then attacked the attacking zombie with the empty bottle.
Doctors expect a full recovery after some minor adjustments to the victim's right breast and nipple.
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In a related story, another " should have been a long time ago" zombie, broke into an exclusive party, gained access to the buffet table and tried to suck an acting job from a high-profile movie producer.
No one was injured, but the high-profile movie producer in question, will require a few weeks of bed rest, as he tries to encourage his penis to withdraw itself from his internal groin, after having come in contact with the sucking zombie.
Details and Pictures at 11:00 PM
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April 13, 2006 | Onion Sports
ASHWAUBENON, WI—Green Bay Packers front-office officials have informed three-time MVP Brett Favre they can wait for his decision on whether or not he's planning to retire for "as long as it fucking takes." "This is a big decision for Brett Favre, and we can't deny that he's the heart and soul of our team, the most important Packer, the most important person in all of America, and the center of the whole entire universe," Packer general manager Ted Thompson said Tuesday. "It's not like we have to make any major decisions that all hinge on whether or not he's returning, after all. We'll just ride around on our lawn tractors on our farm in Mississippi while we wait for him to make up his goddamn mind." Favre would not say when he might announce his decision, admitting that he was "too much in awe of what Mr. Brilliant Genius Thompson did with the 4-12 Packers last year" to commit one way or the other.
AND HERE'S THE PROOF!!!!
http://www.break.com/pictures_nsfw/bbnsfw636.html
But we all know that if we sent Brett Favre to the middle east that he would kick all of their asses...
Right?
ugh...
http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta
Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
He could be the new leader of Team America...fuck yea!
Yes.... yes he could...
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FAVRE NAMED LEADER OF TEAM AMERICA, ADMITS ROLE IN U.S.-PLANNED 9/11
Milwaukee - 7/14/06 - Brett Favre, American hero and star quarterback of the Green Bay Packers, announced today that he would be sitting out the 2006 NFL season to "kick some Palestinian ass."
"I believe in fighting for what is right," said Favre. "And what is right is to make sure that these terrorist (expletive)s who have been badgering our Israeli friends are sent to hell by my hand. Whether that be by machine gun, tank, or a 99-yard hail mary pass to Donald Driver, I'll do what it takes."
In a stunning announcement, Favre also acknowledged that he has been working as a "special agent" and that - at the bidding of President Bush - he remotely controlled airliners that flew into the World Trade Center, Pentagon, and an open field in Pennsylvania on 9/11.
"That Flight 93 got away from me," says Favre, with a chuckle. "Kind of like a few of those INT's against Chicago last year."