A great plan
miller8966
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see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace. " Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.
Here's the plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides' most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
Here's the plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides' most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
America...the greatest Country in the world.
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it already is on an island.
cross the river to the eastside
cross the river to the eastside
oh absolutely! maybe i should start studying for that gre.
cross the river to the eastside
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
http://www.topix.net/forum/world/TRJS63L9T0VMN9AJM
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/r/robinwilliamspeaceplan.htm
http://www.cameraontheroad.com/?p=367
http://www.wtv-zone.com/Mary/PEACEPLAN.HTML
You do know that America fought very hard to not get involved in World War 2, don't you? It was deemed "Europe's problem" and that "No American will fight Europe's war". I realize that the Americans ended up doing their part in WW2, but it took some shrewd manipulation of the American people by FDR to get the US involved. You should watch the BBC documentary "The World at War". It is a 26 part documentary which is the most complete documentary about World War 2 (that I have ever seen anyway). There is a great episode that shows just how FDR had to fight to get the States involved in WW2 (even though the US was supplying the Allies via a lend-lease program long before the US officially entered the war).
So before you go patting yourself on the back for getting rid Hitler (which the Russians had as much to do with than anybody), just remember that Hitler was a real threat to America and the rest of the world. This shit in Iraq is just so a couple of guys can make some cash.
1) Let Canada run the United States
Yea, that works too.
I was going to say
)Don't ever make miller pres
But I didn't want to knock him, cause I do that all the time.
So I knocked all americans, which.. I guess I do that a lot too.
If it makes anyone feel better, Canada sucks too.
That's quite the impressive "plan" you have there. It was even more impressive 2 or 3 years ago the first time I saw it in its original form: annoying-assed junk email chain letter bullshit.
You act like your football team just lost. This isnt a game...get a clue
If it was anyone else yeah, but you know this guys history.
www.amnesty.org.uk
You little women have to relax. Should the new standard be to have sources to every thread posted? I never said i wrote this, i took it off a site and thought it was funny.
Stop crying yourselfs to sleep...
Its been posted other places before..use some common sense
Hmmm... I've changed my mind.
If calling people "little women" is your idea of an insult, you probably should stick to copying and pasting.