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  • gue_barium
    gue_barium Posts: 5,515
    Rushlimbo wrote:
    "Dammit !! Someone get that little Cheney boy down from there...."


    "Gilbert, where's Arnie?"

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Miss Hilton was aghast when she saw the guys she'd have to shag for the german version of "One Night in Paris"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Uncle Leo
    Uncle Leo Posts: 1,059
    No, No, No, Stupid! You must use an alias on a message board! I call myself (insert name of hated MTer here)
    I cannot come up with a new sig till I get this egg off my face.
  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    "mission accomplished"

    ya this is the best one :) they never even got to paris.
  • PJPOWER
    PJPOWER Posts: 6,499
    "I wonder if this is the size of Satan's dick..................eh, I'll find out soon enough"
  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Eva's eyes widened when she saw the giant erection in front of her.
  • RainDog
    RainDog Posts: 1,824
    "Why do we always fight on vacation?"
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    does this picture make me look bigger or smaller? ...smaller? kill the cameraman.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • chopitdown
    chopitdown Posts: 2,222
    "trust me, there's no way America will step up and save this place...again"
    make sure the fortune that you seek...is the fortune that you need
  • Adolf gave some serious thought to his General's suggestion that they now call them "Furher Fries".
    MOSSAD NATO Alphabet Stations (E10)
    High Traffic ART EZI FTJ JSR KPA PCD SYN ULX VLB YHF
    Low Traffic CIO MIW
    Non Traffic ABC BAY FDU GBZ HNC NDP OEM ROV TMS ZWL
  • I'm gonna throw this bastard in an oven if he makes me carry all his $hit again.
    I'll scream my lungs out...'til I fill this thread!
  • CJMST3K wrote:
    does this picture make me look bigger or smaller? ...smaller? kill the cameraman.
    raindog wrote:
    "Why do we always fight on vacation?"

    hysterical!!
    I'll scream my lungs out...'til I fill this thread!
  • MrBrian
    MrBrian Posts: 2,672
    "I love Dies view"
  • Kann
    Kann Posts: 1,146
    "Cheese"
    (I don't support at all having fun with Hitler, but again... it was too tempting.)
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    yield2me wrote:
    The V has a B sound in German

    V has an F sound in german, unless the word is imported, then it sounds just like it does in it's native language.

    E.g. T.V. is pronounced "Tay-Fow", "Veranda" is pronounced "Veranda", "Vorwarts" is pronounced "Forvarts"
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Ahnimus wrote:
    V has an F sound in german, unless the word is imported, then it sounds just like it does in it's native language.

    E.g. T.V. is pronounced "Tay-Fow", "Veranda" is pronounced "Veranda", "Vorwarts" is pronounced "Forvarts"

    It's all Greek to me.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • dq4life
    dq4life Posts: 154
    " i told you guys that i just can't pull off hats. gosh, last time i go to you for fashio advice. pssh." that was kinda lame.
  • Purple Hawk
    Purple Hawk Posts: 1,300
    LEVITRA is effective and well tolerated. Its side effects are generally mild and do not last very long.
    Do not take LEVITRA if:

    You take any form of medication known as "nitrates" (a type of medicine used to relieve chest pain that can occur as a result of heart disease) or recreational drugs called "poppers" like amyl nitrate or butyl nitrate. Taking LEVITRA in combination with nitrates (such as nitroglycerin, isosorbide mononitrate, and isosorbide dinitrate) may result in serious side effects
    Your doctor determines that sexual activity poses a health risk for you
    You have a known sensitivity or allergy to any component of LEVITRA
    Discuss your medical conditions, including heart problems, and medications, including alpha blockers prescribed for prostate problems or high blood pressure, with your doctor to ensure LEVITRA is right for you and that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.

    The most common side effects with LEVITRA are:

    Headache
    Flushing
    Stuffy or runny nose
    LEVITRA may uncommonly cause:

    An erection that won't go away (priapism). If you get an erection that lasts more than four hours, get medical help right away. Priapism must be treated as soon as possible or lasting damage can happen to your penis, including the inability to have erections
    Vision changes, such as seeing a blue tinge to objects or having difficulty telling the difference between the colors blue and green
    In rare instances, men taking PDE5 inhibitors (oral erectile dysfunction medicines, including LEVITRA) reported a sudden decrease or loss of vision in one or both eyes. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to these medicines, to other factors such as high blood pressure or diabetes, or to a combination of these. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of vision, stop taking PDE5 inhibitors, including LEVITRA, and call a doctor right away.

    These are not all the side effects of LEVITRA. For more information, ask your doctor or pharmacist.

    In patients taking certain medications such as ritonavir, indinavir, ketoconazole, itraconazole, and erythromycin, lower doses of LEVITRA are recommended, and time between doses of LEVITRA may need to be extended.

    LEVITRA does not protect against sexually transmitted diseases.
    And you ask me what I want this year
    And I try to make this kind and clear
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
    Cuz I don't need boxes wrapped in strings
    And desire and love and empty things
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
  • dq4life
    dq4life Posts: 154
    LEVITRA is effective and well tolerated. Its side effects are generally mild and do not last very long.
    Do not take LEVITRA if:

    You take any form of medication known as "nitrates" (a type of medicine used to relieve chest pain that can occur as a result of heart disease) or recreational drugs called "poppers" like amyl nitrate or butyl nitrate. Taking LEVITRA in combination with nitrates (such as nitroglycerin, isosorbide mononitrate, and isosorbide dinitrate) may result in serious side effects
    Your doctor determines that sexual activity poses a health risk for you
    You have a known sensitivity or allergy to any component of LEVITRA
    Discuss your medical conditions, including heart problems, and medications, including alpha blockers prescribed for prostate problems or high blood pressure, with your doctor to ensure LEVITRA is right for you and that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.

    The most common side effects with LEVITRA are:

    Headache
    Flushing
    Stuffy or runny nose
    LEVITRA may uncommonly cause:

    An erection that won't go away (priapism). If you get an erection that lasts more than four hours, get medical help right away. Priapism must be treated as soon as possible or lasting damage can happen to your penis, including the inability to have erections
    Vision changes, such as seeing a blue tinge to objects or having difficulty telling the difference between the colors blue and green
    In rare instances, men taking PDE5 inhibitors (oral erectile dysfunction medicines, including LEVITRA) reported a sudden decrease or loss of vision in one or both eyes. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to these medicines, to other factors such as high blood pressure or diabetes, or to a combination of these. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of vision, stop taking PDE5 inhibitors, including LEVITRA, and call a doctor right away.

    These are not all the side effects of LEVITRA. For more information, ask your doctor or pharmacist.

    In patients taking certain medications such as ritonavir, indinavir, ketoconazole, itraconazole, and erythromycin, lower doses of LEVITRA are recommended, and time between doses of LEVITRA may need to be extended.

    LEVITRA does not protect against sexually transmitted diseases.
    what now?
  • Viky
    Viky Posts: 138
    :- Have you seen the Eiffel Tower? we can't find it! God! this f*cking city!
    "Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity... "