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  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational.
    ~A. N. Wilson

    Religion is love; in no case is it logic.
    ~Beatrice Potter Webb

    Men are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument. The heated mind resents the chill touch and relentless scrutiny of logic.
    ~William E Gladstone

    The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
    ~Sir Humphrey Davy

    Nature teaches us to love our friends, but religion our enemies.
    ~Proverb

    One religion is as true as another.
    ~Robert Burton

    When all else fails, duck. It's not practical, but it can be momentarily comforting.
    ~Unkown

    Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
    ~Robert F. Kennedy
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    "I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
    - George Bush

    "Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is."
    - Ron Fairley, Giants' broadcaster

    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    - Danny Ozark, Phillies manager

    "Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean."
    - Basepall Player Pedro Guerrero on reporters

    "I've read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents."
    - George Wallace, 1968 presidential campaign

    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
    - Brooke Shields

    I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
    - French ambassador to New Zealand Jacques le Blanc, regarding press coverage of France's nuclear weapons tests in the Pacific

    "I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."
    - Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony

    "All you have to do is go down to the bottom of your swimming pool and hold your breath."
    - David Miller, US DOE spokesperson, on protecting yourself from nuclear radiation

    "My fellow Americans. I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."
    - President Reagan, before a scheduled radio broadcast, unaware that the microphone was already on

    "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
    - Keppel Enderbery

    "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been."
    - President Gerald Ford

    "The Internet is a great way to get on the net."
    - Senator Bob Dole

    "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."
    - Rita Mae Brown

    "Computers in the future may have only 1, 000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh 1 1/2 tons."
    - Popular Mechanics, 1949

    "640k ought to be enough for anybody."
    - Bill Gates

    "You can't just let nature run wild."
    - Wally Hickel, former governor of Alaska

    "(I want to) make sure everybody who has a job wants a job."
    - George Bush, during his 1st campaign for the presidency

    "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
    - Dan Quayle
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Purple HawkPurple Hawk Posts: 1,300
    from http://www.sloarsociety.150m.com/billbrasky.html

    "Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!"

    "Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!"

    "Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"

    "One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

    "He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"

    "His poop is used as currency in Argentina."

    "He sweats Gatorade"

    "He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health."

    "He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"

    "I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."

    "He sheds his skin once a year."

    "He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia."

    "He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"

    "I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."

    "His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson."

    "He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."

    "Bill Brasky was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"

    "Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese."

    "He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."

    "He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."

    "They found $60 in change in his stomach."

    "He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie."

    "He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault."

    "Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"

    "They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Brasky talk in his sleep."

    "He date raped David Bowie."

    "He once inhaled a seagull."

    "The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress."

    "It was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane."

    "He once had sex with a cigarette machine."

    "He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."

    "He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel."

    "He once ate the Bible while water skiing."

    "He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."

    "You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!"

    "He has dandruff the size of mice!"

    "He jogged with a fridge on his back!"

    "He conjured Neville Chamberlain!"

    "Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!"

    "His first name is Bill! ....... I'm drunk."

    "He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."

    "He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen."

    "He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."

    "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle."

    "We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."

    "Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart."

    "He has a toenail on the end of his penis."

    "Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."

    "Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong."

    "Brasky ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool."

    "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."

    "He breastfeeds John Madden."

    "Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that."

    "If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'"

    "They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium."

    "Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels."

    "All the 'Yes' album covers are Brasky family photos."

    "He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."

    "Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime."

    "Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'"

    "Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films."

    "He thinks the Iron Man is gay."

    "He framed Roger Rabbit."

    "The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."

    "He gave a handjob to a manta ray."
    And you ask me what I want this year
    And I try to make this kind and clear
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
    Cuz I don't need boxes wrapped in strings
    And desire and love and empty things
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
  • AbuskedtiAbuskedti Posts: 1,917
    Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him.
  • All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses.
    -Friedrich Nietzsche
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • "would that the Roman people had a single neck (to decapitate thier heads)!"
    - Emperor Caligula

    "men willingly believe what they wish"
    -Julius Caesar

    "No, I am not angry with you. Just go away."

    "A straightforward, honest person should be like someone who stinks: when you're in the same room with him, you know it. But false straightforwardness is like a knife in the back.
    False friendship is the worst. Avoid it at all costs. If you're honest and straightforward and mean well, it should show in your eyes. It should be unmistakable"

    "Nowhere you can go is more peaceful... than your own soul. ...But keep it brief and basic... and keep your mouth shut"

    "I was once a fortunate man but at some point fortune abandoned me.
    But true good fortune is what you make for yourself."

    -Marcus Aurelius
  • acutejamacutejam Posts: 1,433
    "A general dissolution of principles and manners will more surely overthrow the liberties of America than the whole force of the common enemy. While the people are virtuous they cannot be subdued; but when once they lose their virtue then will be ready to surrender their liberties to the first external or internal invader." -- Samuel Adams

    Humankind cannot bear very much reality -- T.S. Elliot

    After trillions of experiments carried out by billions of volunteers over the course of thousands of years, we come to the inescapable conclusion that consciousness is the result of brain chemistry, and that everyone else - Cartesian Dualists, Berkelian Idealists, Penrosian Quantumists - is quite simply wrong. I'm talking, of course, about beer.
    [sic] happens
  • Purple HawkPurple Hawk Posts: 1,300
    Quotes from CBS Anchor Dan Rather on Election Night 2004
    "Do you hear that knocking...President Bush's re-election is at the door."

    "This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex."

    "His lead is as thin as turnip soup."

    "This race is humming along like Ray Charles."

    "The presidential race is swinging like Count Basie."

    "This race is hotter than the Devil's anvil."

    "Ohio becomes like a sauna for the two candidates. All they can do is wait and sweat."

    "One's reminded of that old saying, 'Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.'"

    "This situation in Ohio would give an aspirin a headache.''

    "Bush is sweeping through the South like a big wheel through a cotton field."

    "What Kerry needs at this point is the equivalent of Tom Brady coming off the bench to rescue him. But it's still too close to call."

    "No question now that Kerry's rapidly reaching the point where he's got his back to the wall, his shirttails on fire and the bill collector's at the door."

    "John Kerry needs something on the order of a 55 or 60-yard field goal to win this."

    (To Joe Lockhart) "I know that you'd rather walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit than consider the possibility that John Kerry would lose Ohio."

    (To Joe Lockhart) "What about Michigan? It's been out there for a long time. Is that making your fingernails sweat?"

    "This presidential race has been crackling like a hickory fire for at least the last hour and a half."

    "Let's see where it goes from here. Round and round it goes, where it stops nobody knows."

    "We keep talking about Ohio if you've been tuning in and out or you put the baby to bed or you went to pop the cap on an adult, or otherwise, beverage..."

    "We used to say if a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun."

    "No one is saying that George Bush is not going to win the election, and if you had to bet the double-wide, you'd have to bet that he'd win."

    "In southern states they beat him like a rented mule."

    "If you try to read the tea leaves before the cup is done you can get yourself burned."

    "We need Billy Crystal to Analyze This"

    "You know that old song, 'it's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely' for President Bush in most areas of the country."

    "We had a slight hitch in our giddy up, but we corrected that."

    "In some ways, George Bush's lead is as thin as November ice."

    "Put on a cup of coffee, this race isn't going to be over for a while."

    "You look at the map and say it's all a big Bush victory. But this is one time when your Mother is right, looks can be deceiving."

    "John Kerry's moon has just moved behind a cloud, as far as Florida is concerned."

    On Kerry's chances: "To use a metaphor, he's gotta draw to an inside straight. But hey, sometimes you get lucky and hit that straight."

    "Is it like a swan, with every feather above the water settled, but under the water paddling like crazy?"

    "What you have here is the football equivalent of a fourth quarter rally by Kerry."

    The election is "closer than Lassie and Timmy"

    "Keep in mind they are teetotally meetmortally convinced they have Ohio won."

    "Vice President Dick Cheney would not have flown all the way out there (Hawaii) overnight and put that lei around his neck and sort of hula-danced, if you will, unless he thought there was a chance of carrying that out there."

    "President Bush smiling there with his family. He's laid down aces so far."

    "You can almost hear the GOP (deep breathing sound). We're getting within maybe smelling distance."

    "We don't know what to do. We don't know whether to wind a watch or bark at the moon."

    On how the results are affecting strategists: "It's one reason so many of them drink a lot."

    Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), on being congratulated on victory by Rather: "Thanks Dan, I always believe you." Rather: "Now, ladies and gentleman, if you believe that, you'll believe rocks can grow."
    And you ask me what I want this year
    And I try to make this kind and clear
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
    Cuz I don't need boxes wrapped in strings
    And desire and love and empty things
    Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
  • The unity of those associated by mere authority,
    power, or greed is ultimately weak and unstable.
    In contrast, the unity of those united by the heart-
    by bonds of respect, honesty and compassion-
    is strong and unshakeable.

    - Nichiren
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    "The Beautiful People, The Beautiful People,
    It's all relative to the size of your steeple,
    You can't see the forest for the trees,
    you can't smell your own shit on your knees

    Hey you, what do you see?
    Something beautiful, something free?
    Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
    If you live with apes, man, its hard to be clean"
    ~ Marilyn Manson (a.k.a. Brian Warner)
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • melodiousmelodious Posts: 1,719
    "I'd love to change the world, but I don't know how...so I'll leave it up to you.."

    Ten Years After
    all insanity:
    a derivitive of nature.
    nature is god
    god is love
    love is light
  • "The best lack all conviction, while the worst
    Are full of passionate intensity." - Yeats, "The Second Coming"
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up".
    Muhammad Ali
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Some quotes from Liverpool football club managers Bill Shankly and Bob Paisley...


    (To a Liverpool trainee) "The problem with you, son, is that all your brains are in your head."
    Bill Shankly

    (After beating Everton in the '71 FA Cup semi-final) "Sickness would not have kept me away from this one. If I'd been dead, I would have had them bring the casket to the ground, prop it up in the stands and cut a hole in the lid."
    Bill Shankly

    "If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later."
    Bob Paisley

    "Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too - one year we came second."
    Bob Paisley

    (At Dixie Dean's funeral) "I know this is a sad occasion but I think that Dixie would be amazed to know that even in death he could draw a bigger crowd than Everton can on a Saturday Afternoon."
    Bill Shankly
  • AbuskedtiAbuskedti Posts: 1,917
    Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
    I'm exposed
    And it's no big surprise
    Don't you think I know
    Exactly where I stand
    This world is forcing me
    To hold your hand

    'Cause I'm just a girl, little ol' me
    Don't let me out of your sight
    I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite
    So don't let me have any rights
    Oh ... I've had it up to here!

    The moment that I step outside
    So many reasons
    For me to run and hide
    I can't do the little things
    I hold so dear
    'Cause it's all those little things
    That I fear

    'Cause I'm just a girl
    I'd rather not be
    'Cause they won't let me drive
    Late at night
    I'm just a girl

    Guess I'm some kind of freak
    'Cause they all sit and stare
    With their eyes
    I'm just a girl
    Take a good look at me
    Just your typical prototype
    Oh... I've had it up to here I
    Oh... am I making myself clear?

    I'm just a girl
    I'm just a girl
    In the world...
    That's all that you'll let me be!

    I'm just a girl, living in captivity
    Your rule of thumb
    Makes me worry some
    I'm just a girl, what's my destiny?
    What I've succumbed to
    Is making me numb
    I'm just a girl ... my apologies
    What I've become is so burdensome
    I'm just a girl, lucky me
    Twiddle-dum there's no comparison

    Oh...I've had it up to!
    Oh...I've had it up to!
    Oh...I've had it up to here
  • melodiousmelodious Posts: 1,719
    "They wont let us write fuk on our figher planes, cuz they say it's obscene......." I don't remember where this came from....
    all insanity:
    a derivitive of nature.
    nature is god
    god is love
    love is light
  • "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."
    - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • nothing strengthens authority so much as silence
    -leonardo da vinci

    This I believe: that the free, exploring mind of the individual human is the most valuable thing in the world. And this I would fight for: the freedom of the mind to take any direction it wishes, undirected. And this I must fight against: any idea, religion, or government which limits or destroys the individual.
    -john steinbeck

    do not be too moral. you might cheat yourself out of much life. aim high above morality. be not simply good; be good for something.
    -thoreau


    and my favorite, not political, just a great one:

    once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with you eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.
    -da vinci
  • edeneden Posts: 407
    Wow, beautiful and inspiring everyone...great thread!


    "Its never too late to become what you might have been"

    "The heart is slow to learn what the swift mind beholds at every turn" - Edna St Vincent Millay (First woman to win the Pulitzer in Lit.)
  • NMyTreeNMyTree Posts: 2,374
    Possession


    Listen as the wind blows from across the great divide
    voices trapped in yearning, memories trapped in time
    the night is my companion, and solitude my guide
    would I spend forever here and not be satisfied?


    and I would be the one
    to hold you down
    kiss you so hard
    I'll take your breath away
    and after, I'd wipe away the tears
    just close your eyes dear


    Through this world I've stumbled
    so many times betrayed
    trying to find an honest word to find
    the truth enslaved

    oh you speak to me in riddles
    and you speak to me in rhymes
    my body aches to breathe your breath
    your words keep me alive


    And I would be the one
    to hold you down
    kiss you so hard
    I'll take your breath away
    and after, I'd wipe away the tears
    just close your eyes dear


    Into this night I wander
    it's morning that I dread
    another day of knowing of
    the path I fear to tread

    oh into the sea of waking dreams
    I follow without pride
    nothing stands between us here
    and I won't be denied


    and I would be the one
    to hold you down
    kiss you so hard
    I'll take your breath away
    and after, I'd wipe away the tears
    just close your eyes...
  • edeneden Posts: 407
    NMyTree wrote:
    Possession


    Listen as the wind blows from across the great divide
    voices trapped in yearning, memories trapped in time
    the night is my companion, and solitude my guide
    would I spend forever here and not be satisfied?


    and I would be the one
    to hold you down
    kiss you so hard
    I'll take your breath away
    and after, I'd wipe away the tears
    just close your eyes dear


    Through this world I've stumbled
    so many times betrayed
    trying to find an honest word to find
    the truth enslaved

    oh you speak to me in riddles
    and you speak to me in rhymes
    my body aches to breathe your breath
    your words keep me alive


    And I would be the one
    to hold you down
    kiss you so hard
    I'll take your breath away
    and after, I'd wipe away the tears
    just close your eyes dear


    Into this night I wander
    it's morning that I dread
    another day of knowing of
    the path I fear to tread

    oh into the sea of waking dreams
    I follow without pride
    nothing stands between us here
    and I won't be denied


    and I would be the one
    to hold you down
    kiss you so hard
    I'll take your breath away
    and after, I'd wipe away the tears
    just close your eyes...


    Take me baby, Im yours. (after reading that piece of beauty)
  • DerrickDerrick Posts: 475
    can we please just not quote Sarah McLachlan here? She's great and all but man...this is a PJ board...and a political sub-forum at that.....

    !!!

    I'll try to set things straight:

    "A compliment for us, is a compliment for you"
    - Ed!

    "Unfortunately faith is the vehicle for religion, when it should really be the other way around."
    - me
  • macgyver06macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    You have a God-given right to question any and all events involving terrorism.

    what if your rights are given to you by the people though?
  • NMyTreeNMyTree Posts: 2,374
    eden wrote:
    Take me baby, Im yours. (after reading that piece of beauty)

    :);)
  • NMyTreeNMyTree Posts: 2,374
    Derrick wrote:
    can we please just not quote Sarah McLachlan here? She's great and all but man...this is a PJ board...and a political sub-forum at that.....

    I can't promise anything:D

    I love Sarah and I don't think it's a big deal to post her lyrics in the is thread. Certainly, there are other lyrics...by other artists in this thread.
  • murph83murph83 Posts: 122
    "Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness; chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself.

    Think for yourself.
    Question authority. "

    -timothy leary
  • macgyver06 wrote:
    what if your rights are given to you by the people though?
    um...sorry, thats not possible.
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.

    Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
    __________________

    :D
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • GRIMMYGRIMMY Posts: 370
    "I change by not changing at all"
    grimmy
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