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rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
edited October 2006 in A Moving Train
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE



LAW ENFORCEMENT

* I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

SUBSTANCE EXPERIENCE

* I was arrested in 1972 for cocaine possession, taken to Harris County Jail, but avoided jail or formal charges through an informal diversion plan involving community service with Project P.U.L.L., an inner city Houston program for troubled youths at the Martin Luther King Jr. Community Center in Houston's dirt-poor Third Ward. As soon as the year was over, I resumed to my previous pattern and have not done any charity work since.

MILITARY

* I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

COLLEGE

* I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE

* I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

* I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry, including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS

* I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

* During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
* I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

* I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

* With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT

* I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

* I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

* I spent the largest U.S. budget surplus in history and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

* I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

* I have single-handedly racked up more debt than all 43 presidents’ before me combined. 1.03 trillion dollars and counting...

*I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

* I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

* I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.

* In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

* I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

* I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

* My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.

* My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

* I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.

* More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

* I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

* I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

* I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

* I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.

* I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

* I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

* I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

* I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

* I refused to allow inspector’s access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

* I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

* I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

* I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

* I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

* I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

* I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

* I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families-in-wartime.

* In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

* I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

* I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

* I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES

* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

* All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

* All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

* I am a member of the Republican Party.


PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING
IN THE 2006 MIDTERM ELECTIONS.


Edit: oops sorry everyone I got it from myspace bulletin. I was meaning to post the resource.....gotta stop posting at night.

I guess Kat has fixed the problem. Thank-you.


Edit: i am gonna find out the source
Rarghstarfarian.
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Comments

  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    Whoa, that is sweet!

    I think it would be exponentially better if it had citations.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Ahnimus wrote:
    Whoa, that is sweet!

    I think it would be exponentially better if it had citations.
    give me a break. its late and i am sleepy. :p

    just trying to be responsible here. ;):D
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    give me a break. its late and i am sleepy. :p

    just trying to be responsible here. ;):D

    Hehe, it was a mere suggestion ;)

    Did you write it?
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • BeBeBeBe Posts: 229
    Rar..
    Can you post a link to where this came from??? Unless you wrote it then I am going to give you credit. I am going to blast this on my favorite Bush website where I am the biggest spammer they've ever seen! lol!

    Love it!
    Where is Lowlight?
  • floyd1975floyd1975 Posts: 1,350
    I won't vote for him again.
  • jeffbrjeffbr Posts: 7,177
    I guess I don't see the point. Bush isn't running for any office this election. Bush also doesn't have the political coattails some of you must be attributing to him. It is an interesting list of talking points, but it is neither persuasive nor relevant in the scope of the upcoming elections.
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • RainDogRainDog Posts: 1,824
    zstillings wrote:
    I won't vote for him again.
    I get it. You're very clever.

    How's that working out for you?
  • KatKat Posts: 4,871
    BeBe wrote:
    Rar..
    Can you post a link to where this came from??? Unless you wrote it then I am going to give you credit. I am going to blast this on my favorite Bush website where I am the biggest spammer they've ever seen! lol!

    Love it!

    If you Google a sentence from it like "I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation."

    it comes up as George Bush's resume. I couldn't see where it originated though.

    Love,
    Kat
    Falling down,...not staying down
  • floyd1975floyd1975 Posts: 1,350
    It was on here a bunch during the last election. I think it's just an email forward that has been going around. Some stuff is true, some is not.
  • chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222
    zstillings wrote:
    It was on here a bunch during the last election. I think it's just an email forward that has been going around. Some stuff is true, some is not.

    it's ALL true... it wouldn't be on the internet if there was something that wasn't true about it.
    make sure the fortune that you seek...is the fortune that you need
  • jlew24asujlew24asu Posts: 10,118
    chopitdown wrote:
    it's ALL true... it wouldn't be on the internet if there was something that wasn't true about it.


    thats funny
  • macgyver06macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    zstillings wrote:
    It was on here a bunch during the last election. I think it's just an email forward that has been going around. Some stuff is true, some is not.

    which stuff isn't true?
  • macgyver06macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    also...he was responsible for trading Sammy Sosa away for prospects. Sosa went on to go neck and neck with Mark McGwire in the home run race.
  • macgyver06macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    he also destroyed a Segway and has wrecked 4 bicycles
  • zstillings wrote:
    I won't vote for him again.

    I GUESS YOU WON'T....HE CANT RUN AGAIN!....JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE MENTALITY OF FOLKS IN HERE!
    _____________________

    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!
    - Benjamin Franklin

    If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
    -Will Rogers
    _____________________
  • ledveddermanledvedderman Posts: 7,761
    I GUESS YOU WON'T....HE CANT RUN AGAIN!....JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE MENTALITY OF FOLKS IN HERE!

    I'm pretty sure his comment was tounge in cheek...I'm sure he is aware W can't run again
  • jeffbrjeffbr Posts: 7,177
    I GUESS YOU WON'T....HE CANT RUN AGAIN!....JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE MENTALITY OF FOLKS IN HERE!

    I'm certain zstillings knew this when he typed his post. You don't need to shout.
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • macgyver06macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    ya..what a fucking dirtbag
  • I also heard he sold barry bonds steroids....and he flips PJ posters on ebay for a side job...
    _____________________

    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!
    - Benjamin Franklin

    If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
    -Will Rogers
    _____________________
  • KatKat Posts: 4,871
    I GUESS YOU WON'T....HE CANT RUN AGAIN!....JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE MENTALITY OF FOLKS IN HERE!

    What's wrong with the mentality of the folks here?...on any side. It's like a hexagon (or what's bigger than a hexagon?), so there would have to be many, many sides, you know? We're just a place for discussion. This issue, that issue. This opinion, that opinion. An exchange of ideas, you know? No reason for those personal comments that have been creeping back in again, in many posts..................thanks for cooperating.

    Admi
    Falling down,...not staying down
  • macgyver06macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    could barking dogs be the last honest bush supporter?
  • floyd1975floyd1975 Posts: 1,350
    macgyver06 wrote:
    which stuff isn't true?

    http://web.archive.org/web/20041016214526/http://www.crossbearer.com/opinion/resume.html

    This site has been around for a while.
  • jlew24asujlew24asu Posts: 10,118
    I GUESS YOU WON'T....HE CANT RUN AGAIN!....JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE MENTALITY OF FOLKS IN HERE!


    actually this shows alot of your mentality
  • jeffbr wrote:
    I'm certain zstillings knew this when he typed his post. You don't need to shout.
    im sure hes doesnt...just like the rest of you retards...problem is that your parents didnt beat your asses enough when you were younger..and oh yeah....GLAD YOU ENJOYED ME YELLING....CAN I DO IT SOME MORE !
    _____________________

    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!
    - Benjamin Franklin

    If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
    -Will Rogers
    _____________________
  • jeffbrjeffbr Posts: 7,177
    im sure hes doesnt...just like the rest of you retards...problem is that your parents didnt beat your asses enough when you were younger..and oh yeah....GLAD YOU ENJOYED ME YELLING....CAN I DO IT SOME MORE !

    See you later. Enjoy your timeout! ;)
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • floyd1975floyd1975 Posts: 1,350
    im sure hes doesnt...just like the rest of you retards...problem is that your parents didnt beat your asses enough when you were younger..and oh yeah....GLAD YOU ENJOYED ME YELLING....CAN I DO IT SOME MORE !

    You should actually read some of my posts.
  • RainDogRainDog Posts: 1,824
    im sure hes doesnt...just like the rest of you retards...problem is that your parents didnt beat your asses enough when you were younger..and oh yeah....GLAD YOU ENJOYED ME YELLING....CAN I DO IT SOME MORE !
    Um. I think you might have missed where zstillings is coming from. By a wide angle.
  • macgyver06macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    Barking Dogs failed his Fact/Opinion Test in elementary school. ANd than apparently got beat by his parents? and shows pride in this??

    poor guy
  • ledveddermanledvedderman Posts: 7,761
    im sure hes doesnt...just like the rest of you retards...problem is that your parents didnt beat your asses enough when you were younger..and oh yeah....GLAD YOU ENJOYED ME YELLING....CAN I DO IT SOME MORE !

    You know what you do?


    You know you make me wanna...
    SHOUT
    Kick my heels off and
    SHOUT

    but hey, for now, how about

    a little softer now, a little softer now, a little softer now
  • Kat wrote:
    It's like a hexagon (or what's bigger than a hexagon?), so there would have to be many, many sides, you know?

    Admi

    Octagon? Is there such a thing as a "nonagon"? Dodecahedron?
    "Of course it hurts. You're getting fucked by an elephant."
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