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FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
edited May 2007 in A Moving Train
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6619983.stm
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  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    im calling it right now... it was murder for her life insurance!
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Hey Tombe....ever been so hungry you could eat a goat?

    yes..yes... I love goat...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • Rushlimbo
    Rushlimbo Posts: 832
    Baaaaaaaaaa means "no".
    War is Peace
    Freedom is Slavery
    Ignorance is Strength
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    I like a little bone in my goat...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • Flannel Shirt
    Flannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    awesome. just, just.....wow.
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • Scratchin a Letter
    Scratchin a Letter Posts: 2,303
    Speechless... I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
  • crittables
    crittables Posts: 342
    Scratchin a Letter wrote:
    Speechless... I don't know whether to laugh or cry.


    both, definitely both
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Sign the petition?

    http://www.petitiononline.com/sheepsex/petition.html
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    Poor goat
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Apparently a lot more of this is going on than I thought...

    http://www.sheepacrosstheworld.com/cgi-bin/humor.pl?humorId=1
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • mdigenakis
    mdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    damn!
    "Don't let the darkness eat you up..."

    -Greg Dulli

  • Bu2
    Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    seem so harmless.
    Feels Good Inc.
  • onelongsong
    onelongsong Posts: 3,517
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Apparently a lot more of this is going on than I thought...

    http://www.sheepacrosstheworld.com/cgi-bin/humor.pl?humorId=1

    and they complain about homosexuals.
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Apparently a lot more of this is going on than I thought...

    http://www.sheepacrosstheworld.com/cgi-bin/humor.pl?humorId=1

    I'm afraid to look, but guess you've stumbled onto some Aussie or Kiwi sheep love site??!!! ;):D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    While I have heard the expression "doesn't that just get your goat"...

    :eek:
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Never mind protection, maybe he should have worn one of these ...

    http://www.newscientisttech.com/article/dn10334
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Bu2 wrote:
    seem so harmless.

    Hey...you better be joking about the meth thing or I'm coming over to kick your ass!
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Never mind protection, maybe he should have worn one of these ...

    http://www.newscientisttech.com/article/dn10334

    I thought you were going say this:
    http://secure.condomania.com/prodinfo.asp?number=H-BGC

    ...it's for the goat's protection!
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    wow, I never heard about that story... it's fucking hilarious :D:D:D

    However, I'm sure he could have divorced her since she obviously cheated on him .
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    I wonder what song will be played at the goats funeral?


    Maybe Adam Sandler - 'The Goat'?

    I am a simple goat
    I live on the back of a pick-up truck
    The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope
    Am I happy he don't give a fuck
    He's filled with anger, and filled with rage
    And tells me I smell like piss
    His drink, Jimmy Bean
    His chaser, a bear
    After that, various alcohols
    That's when the beatings get so severe
    Asleep I pray he falls
    But don't feel sorry for me
    Things weren't always this bad
    Why, when I was a young talking goat
    The Old Man was just like my dad
    I come from the hills of Europe
    That's where I met the Old Man
    He was lost in the woods, I gave him directions
    He gave me a tuna can
    Then he stopped in his tracks
    And he said, Hey Goat!
    Would you like to live with me?
    I've got a house with a pick-up truck
    In a place across the sea
    I said, Sure, why not, I've got no family
    You seem like a nice guy
    So we went off to America
    The home of the apple pie
    On the boat, the Old Man told me
    I would be a present for his wife
    A talking goat! he exclaimed,
    She'd never seen this in her life
    I felt so special!
    Well, I just couldn't believe it
    After all theses years I finally had a friend
    He trimmed my beard
    He scraped my hooves
    I prayed it would never end
    But when we got to his house
    There was no wife
    Only a short, short letter
    It said: I'm leaving you for your broher
    Because he fucks me better
    His eyes filled with tears of sadness
    His heart was filled with grief
    To soothe himself he drank a pint of Old Granddad
    And beat me like a side of beef
    I screamed, Send me back to the hills of Europe!
    He just shook his head and said, Nope!
    No one will ever leave me again
    To make sure, put on this 3-foot fucking rope.
    Present day, I've been on the truck for 51 years
    My only friend is the AM radio
    Sometimes the neighborhood children stop by
    But it's always rocks and beer bottles they throw
    At first they're excited to see a talking goat
    They gather around to hear what I have to say
    But I guess sometimes my stories go ont too long
    So they leave and giggle I need a bidet
    But you know there was a night that I did get off the truck

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