A most pc message of goodwill to all Moving Trainers

FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
edited December 2006 in A Moving Train
My brother sent me this, via email. Though I'd share:





Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter/summer solstice holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious culture or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that it is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.



Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.


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Comments

  • Yep, you guessed it: he's a lawyer.
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    Yep, you guessed it: he's a lawyer.

    I don't suppose he practices International Law, lest he would of known that:

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  • Yep, you guessed it: he's a lawyer.

    that's great...thanks for the smile today, fins
    I'll dig a tunnel
    from my window to yours
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Yep, you guessed it: he's a lawyer.
    Nothing wrong with being a lawyer........at least that's what my wife tells me. She's the lawyer.

    Merry/Happy/Good Holidays/Festival/Solstice/whatever to you, Finsbury.
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    That's brilliant FPC.

    Have a happy . . . whatever, everyone!:D:D
  • LOL that was great
    The wind is blowing cold
    Have we lost our way tonight?
    Have we lost our hope to sorrow?

    Feels like were all alone
    Running further from what’s right
    And there are no more heroes to follow

    So what are we becoming?
    Where did we go wrong?
  • does it have a barcode?

    who thinks like that? some jerk politicians in uk and some college professors and adl and aclu?

    its supposed to be funny?
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