ding dong bin laden is dead

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  • acutejam
    acutejam Posts: 1,433
    To: Cavemates
    Subject: The Cave

    It's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while we're taping. Thanks.

    Next, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.

    Also: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

    Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Scott, and Joey.

    Love you lots,
    Osama
    [sic] happens
  • pickupyourwill
    pickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
    acutejam wrote:
    To: Cavemates
    Subject: The Cave


    Also: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

    Love you lots,
    Osama

    lol! :D

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