Are you a Republican, Democrat, or Redneck?

PJfanFORlife

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The
> answer can be found by posing the following situation
> and question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
> and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist
> with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
> with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
> the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a
> Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have
> mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
> What do you do?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Democrat's Answer:
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the
> question!
> Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done
> anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
> Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about
> the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
> and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the
> law say about this situation? Does the Glock have
> appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
> of message does this send to society and to my
> children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just
> killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or
> would he be content just to wound me? If I were to
> grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
> while he was stabbing me?
> Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
> make this a happier, healthier street that would
> discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I
> need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try
> to come to a consensus.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Republican's Answer:
> BANG!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Redneck's Answer:
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> Click.....
> (sounds of reloading).
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> Click ...
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
> Winchester Silver Tips or the Corbon Jacketed Hollow
> Points?"
> Son: "You got him Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
> Wife: "You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!"

Biggest Wave

I don't follow politics. It's boring and stupid.

ledvedderman

Biggest Wave wrote:

I don't follow politics. It's boring and stupid.

that's your mistake, that quote should be on your headstone

JaneNY

if he was a good Muslim, he wouldn't be 'screaming obscenities' before he 'praises Allah'.

Biggest Wave

ledvedderman wrote:

that quote should be on your headstone

that's not a bad idea. Thanks

EvilToasterElf

Everytime I get a "conservative" joke in a huge forward e-mail, it's not even remotely funny.

Abuskedti

he he.. perpetuates the idea that there are differences between the three ..

they are all the same..

and the terrorist? how many of them have done that.. though clearly they have plenty of knives...

Carlos D

The republican/democrat feud is what has made America the laughing stock of the world.

not4u

this is a stupid comparison scenario. anyone would shoot.

Eliot Rosewater

Wait, now what's the difference between #1 and #3 in the original question?

Eliot Rosewater

EvilToasterElf wrote:

Everytime I get a "conservative" joke in a huge forward e-mail, it's not even remotely funny.

That sounds about right.

PJfanFORlife

not4u wrote:

this is a stupid comparison scenario. anyone would shoot.

no shit

brainofPJ

Biggest Wave wrote:

I don't follow politics. It's boring and stupid.

exactly

Roll Model

JaneNY wrote:

if he was a good Muslim, he wouldn't be 'screaming obscenities' before he 'praises Allah'.

if he was a good muslim he wouldn't be trying to murder someone

PJfanFORlife

Bush is in the White House
And can't be re-elected
A lame duck in the garbage can
Waiting to be collected.

miller8966

Dude that jokes hysterical, thanx for posting that.

Ps: i love how the liberals dont find that funny