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Miami preacher who says he is Christ/AntiChrist

THCTHC Posts: 525
edited July 2007 in A Moving Train
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/16/miami.preacher/index.html

Wow...I'm kinda at a loss for words. He even has 666 tatooed on his body and asks his followers to do the same...
I read an article about this guy in Maxim at my friends house and wrote his name down to google him...crazy crazy stuff....
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  • chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222
    i'll go with the odds that he isn't.

    At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, but he who stands firm to the end will be saved. . . . For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect –- if that were possible. See, I have told you ahead of time" (Matthew 24:10-13;24 NIV

    edit: http://www.gotquestions.org/Jose-Luis-Jesus-Miranda.html another source
    make sure the fortune that you seek...is the fortune that you need
  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,173
    yeah, I've read an article on this nutjob before...

    "If somebody tells us drink some Kool-Aid and we'll go to heaven, that's not true. We are already in heavenly places," follower Martita Roca told CNN after having 666 tattooed onto her ankle. -- I've got a feeling this person would drink the Kool-Aid anyway.
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    chopitdown wrote:
    i'll go with the odds that he isn't.

    At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, but he who stands firm to the end will be saved. . . . For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect –- if that were possible. See, I have told you ahead of time" (Matthew 24:10-13;24 NIV

    edit: http://www.gotquestions.org/Jose-Luis-Jesus-Miranda.html another source

    Wrong. Again.

    -JC
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  • AbookamongstthemanyAbookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    If Christ ever came back, no one would believe him.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    "He says he has a church-paid salary of $136,000 but lives more lavishly than that. During an interview, he showed off a diamond-encrusted Rolex to a CNN crew and said he has three just like them. He travels in armored Lexuses and BMWs, he says, for his safety."....


    hahahahahahahaha.... you have to be fucking kidding me

    i am in the wrong business :rolleyes:
  • lucylespianlucylespian Posts: 2,403
    Do we need any more proof that the prophets all had delusional illnesses.
    Music is not a competetion.
  • chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222
    gue_barium wrote:
    Wrong. Again.

    -JC

    think mighty high of yourself, eh?
    make sure the fortune that you seek...is the fortune that you need
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    chopitdown wrote:
    think mighty high of yourself, eh?

    Only on the mountain tops.
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    If Christ ever came back, no one would believe him.
    I'm by no means religious, but if some dude who said he was Christ started walking on water and turning water into wine, consider me a believer.
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    I'm by no means religious, but if some dude who said he was Christ started walking on water and turning water into wine, consider me a believer.
    Hhaa, pretty much.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    I'm by no means religious, but if some dude who said he was Christ started walking on water and turning water into wine, consider me a believer.

    hehee. i never did that. it's fiction.

    i did, however, rise from the dead. that was a trip.


    -JC
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  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    gue_barium wrote:
    Only on the mountain tops.

    I shalt not front-a-little cause I'm front-a-lot
    I climbed mount sinai, got hi at the top,
    blew a cloud straight up and the voice I heard
    said, "you were born to front", I said "word"
    stumbled on back down two tabs in my hand
    chiseled little onna one it said "don't be bad"
    onna other one written "be as bad as ya like"
    that one under the tongue and then I grapple the mic
    y'all better listen to me I bring commandments
    first off y'all better make me a sandwich
    second up, God says I'm in charge
    word from on high: frontalot ought to live large
    it's the dawn of the age of the mc front
    melt down that calf I'ma gild my butt
    i'ma gild the mic, I'ma gild my tongue
    or I would if it hadn't already been done

    Every god damn time that I get this high
    feel like I'm gonna hit my head on the sky
    and I try to leave it alone but I can't
    the mountain kind what they call the plant

    http://frontalot.com/media.php/1/mc_frontalot_-_mountain_kind.mp3

    Sorry, reminded me of tune ;)
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I shalt not front-a-little cause I'm front-a-lot
    I climbed mount sinai, got hi at the top,
    blew a cloud straight up and the voice I heard
    said, "you were born to front", I said "word"
    stumbled on back down two tabs in my hand
    chiseled little onna one it said "don't be bad"
    onna other one written "be as bad as ya like"
    that one under the tongue and then I grapple the mic
    y'all better listen to me I bring commandments
    first off y'all better make me a sandwich
    second up, God says I'm in charge
    word from on high: frontalot ought to live large
    it's the dawn of the age of the mc front
    melt down that calf I'ma gild my butt
    i'ma gild the mic, I'ma gild my tongue
    or I would if it hadn't already been done

    Every god damn time that I get this high
    feel like I'm gonna hit my head on the sky
    and I try to leave it alone but I can't
    the mountain kind what they call the plant

    http://frontalot.com/media.php/1/mc_frontalot_-_mountain_kind.mp3

    Sorry, reminded me of tune ;)

    cool. i'll have a listen.
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  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    gue_barium wrote:
    cool. i'll have a listen.

    Front-a-lot is a real political satirist comedy nerdcore musician. A unique kind of performer. Not exactly 'cool' but always entertaining. lol.

    I especially find this one hilarious
    http://frontalot.com/index.php/content.php?page=lyrics&lyricid=16

    All of his MP3s are available here
    http://frontalot.com/index.php/content.php?page=mp3
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    I'm by no means religious, but if some dude who said he was Christ started walking on water and turning water into wine, consider me a believer.

    not me, i'd tell you to pass whatever your smoking this way because you must be seeing shit :p
  • deadnothingbetterdeadnothingbetter Posts: 2,202
    my2hands wrote:
    not me, i'd tell you to pass whatever your smoking this way because you must be seeing shit :p
    what if everybody saw it with their bare eyes?
    This isn't the land of opportunity, it's the land of competition.
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    deadnothingbetter wrote:
    what if everybody saw it with their bare eyes?

    "what if?" is the lifeblood of creativity. of art.
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  • deadnothingbetterdeadnothingbetter Posts: 2,202
    gue_barium wrote:
    "what if?" is the lifeblood of creativity. of art.
    wow.... that's beautiful
    This isn't the land of opportunity, it's the land of competition.
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    deadnothingbetter wrote:
    wow.... that's beautiful

    Jesus love art.
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  • deadnothingbetterdeadnothingbetter Posts: 2,202
    gue_barium wrote:
    Jesus love art.
    You mean, "Jesus loves art." ;)
    This isn't the land of opportunity, it's the land of competition.
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    deadnothingbetter wrote:
    You mean, "Jesus loves art." ;)

    Mongo like candy.
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  • deadnothingbetterdeadnothingbetter Posts: 2,202
    gue_barium wrote:
    Mongo like candy.
    Paulie want a cracker.
    This isn't the land of opportunity, it's the land of competition.
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    If Christ ever came back, no one would believe him.

    In all seriousness...

    Christ rises and sets once every day.

    I got a really good tan off him a few days ago. Hes' burned me a few times though.

    Sunscreen is the true anti-christ.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    In all seriousness...

    Christ rises and sets once every day.

    I got a really good tan off him a few days ago. Hes' burned me a few times though.

    Sunscreen is the true anti-christ.

    what he said
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    deadnothingbetter wrote:
    what if everybody saw it with their bare eyes?

    then i would want what everyone was smoking...because they are all seeing shit :D
  • deadnothingbetterdeadnothingbetter Posts: 2,202
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    In all seriousness...

    Christ rises and sets once every day.

    I got a really good tan off him a few days ago. Hes' burned me a few times though.

    Sunscreen is the true anti-christ.
    is this about the zeitgeist thingy
    This isn't the land of opportunity, it's the land of competition.
  • mammasanmammasan Posts: 5,656
    Why is it than when you hear about these fucked up people or stories they are always from Florida.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
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