Barack and Hillary Have a 'Secret' Meeting: Guess Where?

decides2dream

i'm guessing at the motel 6 off route 80 to work on their love child? am i right? what do i win?

VictoryGin

Milhouse VanHouten wrote:

More conjecture: what are the odds of two people, each with their own Secret Service details, motorcades, and advance staffs getting into & out of the Marriott without any press or protesters noticing?

maybe a secret service person was just all, 'hey! look! a UFO!' and then they snuck clinton and obama inside.

Milhouse VanHouten

VictoryGin wrote:

maybe a secret service person was just all, 'hey! look! a UFO!' and then they snuck clinton and obama inside.

Ironically, they should have looked inside. Kang and Kodos were attending the conference, as they are the most powerfullest secret elite inhabitants of their home planet, invited by their Earth Sponsor Shirley McClaine.

VictoryGin

Milhouse VanHouten wrote:

Ironically, they should have looked inside. Kang and Kodos were attending the conference, as they are the most powerfullest secret elite inhabitants of their home planet, invited by their Earth Sponsor Shirley McClaine.

What about Xenu and his Earth Sponsor Tom Cruise? I bet Xenu could have went BAM, a wall of fire, and that would have distracted the press and protesters.

Milhouse VanHouten

VictoryGin wrote:

What about Xenu and his Earth Sponsor Tom Cruise? I bet Xenu could have went BAM, a wall of fire, and that would have distracted the press and protesters.

Beck, Jack Black, Jason Lee and John Travolta could distract them with folk-rap songs, over the top comedic acting, and whatever it is that John Travolta does. Riding a mechanical bull, maybe?

VictoryGin

Milhouse VanHouten wrote:

Beck, Jack Black, Jason Lee and John Travolta could distract them with folk-rap songs, over the top comedic acting, and whatever it is that John Travolta does. Riding a mechanical bull, maybe?

i think his accomplishment is acting straight.

Milhouse VanHouten

VictoryGin wrote:

i think his accomplishment is acting straight.

His performance in 'Battlefield Earth' was soooo butch.

VictoryGin

Milhouse VanHouten wrote:

His performance in 'Battlefield Earth' was soooo butch.

he also kinda looks like the kids in the more hippieish part of town:

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/65/06/17/18825706.jpg

VictoryGin

decides2dream wrote:

i'm guessing at the motel 6 off route 80 to work on their love child? am i right? what do i win?

i wonder if during or afterward, hillary would do her 'clap, clap, point, point' routine.

DriftingByTheStorm

So.

Regardless of the location of this "secret" meeting,

does anyone want to take a guess at what was discussed?

Better yet,
how bout posting a scripted dialogue of the meeting.



Mine:

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Hillary: [tapping fingers] So... Barack. All i'm saying is, it would be smart of you to concede the nomination to me.

Barack: But, I've got it wrapped up. Why would i do that?

Hillary: Like I said. All i'm gonna say is it would be very prudent of you to figure out a way to make sure that I get the nomination.

Barack: But ...

Hillary: [cutting off] Do we understand eachother?

Barack: [looks around sheepishly] Thank you for meeting with me to day, Mrs. President.

Milhouse VanHouten

VictoryGin wrote:

he also kinda looks like the kids in the more hippieish part of town:

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/65/06/17/18825706.jpg

Perfecting the "Homeless Vegan Twentysomething in a Dystopian Future" look.

Proving once again that dreadlocks look weird on white people, even if they're evil intergalactic overlords.

VictoryGin

DriftingByTheStorm wrote:

So.

Regardless of the location of this "secret" meeting,

does anyone want to take a guess at what was discussed?

Better yet,
how bout posting a scripted dialogue of the meeting.

i bet it started with:

HRC: Thanks for meeting up with me tonight, Barry. I was afraid you'd think I was a wet blanket for interrupting your celebration.

BHO: Speaking of a celebration, the best you could do was *water*?

HRC: Well you might have heard about my debt issues.

VictoryGin

Milhouse VanHouten wrote:

Perfecting the "Homeless Vegan Twentysomething in a Dystopian Future" look.

Proving once again that dreadlocks look weird on white people, even if they're evil intergalactic overlords.

I'm thinking he's definitely a freegan. Looks like they haven't had problems in the eating department.

Milhouse VanHouten

VictoryGin wrote:

i bet it started with:

HRC: Thanks for meeting up with me tonight, Barry. I was afraid you'd think I was a wet blanket for interrupting your celebration.

BHO: Speaking of a celebration, the best you could do was *water*?

HRC: Well you might have heard about my debt issues.

I'm envisioning awkward small talk about how bad this season of American Idol was, anticipation of the dvd release of the 5th season of The Wire, etc. Someone would mention a bill currently in committee, then Billiam would pop his head into the doorway and say, "Y'all say my name? Need me for somethin'? Hey, Barry, I got my saxamaphone here. Let's jam!" Barry looks uncomfortable, Hillary rolls her eyes.

VictoryGin

Milhouse VanHouten wrote:

I'm envisioning awkward small talk about how bad this season of American Idol was, anticipation of the dvd release of the 5th season of The Wire, etc. Someone would mention a bill currently in committee, then Billiam would pop his head into the doorway and say, "Y'all say my name? Need me for somethin'? Hey, Barry, I got my saxamaphone here. Let's jam!" Barry looks uncomfortable, Hillary rolls her eyes.

Barry would reel it back in, 'seriously hill, do you have any hookups for season 5 of the wire? i've been googling and all i can find is a mid-aug. release date.'

HRC: well now i know what to get you for a congratulations! you're the nominee! present. i've gotta tell you barry, i think it's pretty bold to tell the american public that your favorite character is omar. but i guess that's why you're the nominee, huh? i probably would have went with the safe 'lester' pick. america is ready for a gay gangster.

BHO: don't be down on yourself, hill. lester is a good police. and he makes nice furniture.

HRC: true that. in the end, i just hope dukie is going to be okay. i'd hate to see him become a hopper.

Milhouse VanHouten

VictoryGin wrote:

Barry would reel it back in, 'seriously hill, do you have any hookups for season 5 of the wire? i've been googling and all i can find is a mid-aug. release date.'

HRC: well now i know what to get you for a congratulations! you're the nominee ! present. i've gotta tell you barry, i think it's pretty bold to tell the american public that your favorite character is omar. but i guess that's why you're the nominee, huh? i probably would have went with the safe 'lester' pick. america is ready for a gay gangster.

BHO: don't be down on yourself, hill. lester is a good police. and he makes nice furniture.

HRC: true that. in the end, i just hop dukie is going to be okay.

...and the healing would begin.

I read that the meeting was srsly with the water and two chairs facing each other and Secret Service in the next room.

Senator Feinstein is totes the Jimmy Carter of this primary battle, facilitating conciliation with chairs and water.

I bet they bonded over Barry handling Joe Lieberman on the senate floor the other day, too.

VictoryGin

Milhouse VanHouten wrote:

...and the healing would begin.

I read that the meeting was srsly with the water and two chairs facing each other and Secret Service in the next room.

Senator Feinstein is totes the Jimmy Carter of this primary battle, facilitating conciliation with chairs and water.

I bet they bonded over Barry handling Joe Lieberman on the senate floor the other day, too.

HRC would have laughed and said, 'you should have shoved your new walking stick up his ass'.

and tomorrow at the convention one of the delegate nominees will claim to have healed the rift between hill and barry.

kenny olav

Barack: OK, let's cut to the chase.

Hillary: (cackle) Yes, lets.

Barack: We both know you don't want to be Vice-President. What is it you want?

Hillary: The Presidency. (cackle)

Barack: (grimace)

Hillary: Oh, you know I have to kid. You won fair and square I guess... ok, well, let's just say my supporters expect something big.

Barack: Secretary of State?

Hillary: A woman already got that one, Obama.

Barack: Well, what else? Secretary of Defense? AG? No one's going to take you, or me for that matter, seriously if I give you one of those jobs, and I assume anything less is too small for you...

Hillary: Hey, OK, you could at least try to be tactful, but I guess you're right... hmmm... I got an idea!

Barack: OK... (looks pensive)

Hillary: Listen Barack... I'm done pulling your leg. The Bilderbergers were already planning on making me the first female Secretary-General of the UN, which means I'll be PRESIDENT... OF THE WORLD! (huge cackle, followed by dancing) haha, sucker!!

Barack: (thinks to himself: yep, and a black man got that one first too...) oh Hillary, you got me good!

(Both walk away from meeting laughing)

Milhouse VanHouten

VictoryGin wrote:

HRC would have laughed and said, 'you should have shoved your new walking stick up his ass'.

and tomorrow at the convention one of the delegate nominees will claim to have healed the rift between hill and barry.

they should ask that delegate to deliver the keystone speech in denver.

VictoryGin

Kenny Olav wrote:

Hillary: Listen Barack... I'm done pulling your leg. The Bilderbergers were already planning on making me the first female Secretary-General of the UN, which means I'll be PRESIDENT... OF THE WORLD! (huge cackle, followed by dancing) haha, sucker!!

Barack: (thinks to himself: yep, and a black man got that one first too...) oh Hillary, you got me good!

(Both walk away from meeting laughing)

priceless