HRC: Thanks for meeting up with me tonight, Barry. I was afraid you'd think I was a wet blanket for interrupting your celebration.
BHO: Speaking of a celebration, the best you could do was *water*?
HRC: Well you might have heard about my debt issues.
I'm envisioning awkward small talk about how bad this season of American Idol was, anticipation of the dvd release of the 5th season of The Wire, etc. Someone would mention a bill currently in committee, then Billiam would pop his head into the doorway and say, "Y'all say my name? Need me for somethin'? Hey, Barry, I got my saxamaphone here. Let's jam!" Barry looks uncomfortable, Hillary rolls her eyes.
"Of course it hurts. You're getting fucked by an elephant."
I'm envisioning awkward small talk about how bad this season of American Idol was, anticipation of the dvd release of the 5th season of The Wire, etc. Someone would mention a bill currently in committee, then Billiam would pop his head into the doorway and say, "Y'all say my name? Need me for somethin'? Hey, Barry, I got my saxamaphone here. Let's jam!" Barry looks uncomfortable, Hillary rolls her eyes.
Barry would reel it back in, 'seriously hill, do you have any hookups for season 5 of the wire? i've been googling and all i can find is a mid-aug. release date.'
HRC: well now i know what to get you for a congratulations! you're the nominee! present. i've gotta tell you barry, i think it's pretty bold to tell the american public that your favorite character is omar. but i guess that's why you're the nominee, huh? i probably would have went with the safe 'lester' pick. america is ready for a gay gangster.
BHO: don't be down on yourself, hill. lester is a good police. and he makes nice furniture.
HRC: true that. in the end, i just hope dukie is going to be okay. i'd hate to see him become a hopper.
if you wanna be a friend of mine
cross the river to the eastside
Barry would reel it back in, 'seriously hill, do you have any hookups for season 5 of the wire? i've been googling and all i can find is a mid-aug. release date.'
HRC: well now i know what to get you for a congratulations! you're the nominee ! present. i've gotta tell you barry, i think it's pretty bold to tell the american public that your favorite character is omar. but i guess that's why you're the nominee, huh? i probably would have went with the safe 'lester' pick. america is ready for a gay gangster.
BHO: don't be down on yourself, hill. lester is a good police. and he makes nice furniture.
HRC: true that. in the end, i just hop dukie is going to be okay.
...and the healing would begin.
I read that the meeting was srsly with the water and two chairs facing each other and Secret Service in the next room.
Senator Feinstein is totes the Jimmy Carter of this primary battle, facilitating conciliation with chairs and water.
I bet they bonded over Barry handling Joe Lieberman on the senate floor the other day, too.
"Of course it hurts. You're getting fucked by an elephant."
Barack: We both know you don't want to be Vice-President. What is it you want?
Hillary: The Presidency. (cackle)
Barack: (grimace)
Hillary: Oh, you know I have to kid. You won fair and square I guess... ok, well, let's just say my supporters expect something big.
Barack: Secretary of State?
Hillary: A woman already got that one, Obama.
Barack: Well, what else? Secretary of Defense? AG? No one's going to take you, or me for that matter, seriously if I give you one of those jobs, and I assume anything less is too small for you...
Hillary: Hey, OK, you could at least try to be tactful, but I guess you're right... hmmm... I got an idea!
Barack: OK... (looks pensive)
Hillary: Listen Barack... I'm done pulling your leg. The Bilderbergers were already planning on making me the first female Secretary-General of the UN, which means I'll be PRESIDENT... OF THE WORLD! (huge cackle, followed by dancing) haha, sucker!!
Barack: (thinks to himself: yep, and a black man got that one first too...) oh Hillary, you got me good!
Hillary: Listen Barack... I'm done pulling your leg. The Bilderbergers were already planning on making me the first female Secretary-General of the UN, which means I'll be PRESIDENT... OF THE WORLD! (huge cackle, followed by dancing) haha, sucker!!
Barack: (thinks to himself: yep, and a black man got that one first too...) oh Hillary, you got me good!
(Both walk away from meeting laughing)
priceless
if you wanna be a friend of mine
cross the river to the eastside
More conjecture: what are the odds of two people, each with their own Secret Service details, motorcades, and advance staffs getting into & out of the Marriott without any press or protesters noticing?
When I meet my buddy and I dont want to see the people around him I meet him somewhere close to his pad. How could the protesters point out Hillary and Baracks secret service with all the other secret service in the area?
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Perfecting the "Homeless Vegan Twentysomething in a Dystopian Future" look.
Proving once again that dreadlocks look weird on white people, even if they're evil intergalactic overlords.
i bet it started with:
HRC: Thanks for meeting up with me tonight, Barry. I was afraid you'd think I was a wet blanket for interrupting your celebration.
BHO: Speaking of a celebration, the best you could do was *water*?
HRC: Well you might have heard about my debt issues.
cross the river to the eastside
I'm thinking he's definitely a freegan. Looks like they haven't had problems in the eating department.
cross the river to the eastside
I'm envisioning awkward small talk about how bad this season of American Idol was, anticipation of the dvd release of the 5th season of The Wire, etc. Someone would mention a bill currently in committee, then Billiam would pop his head into the doorway and say, "Y'all say my name? Need me for somethin'? Hey, Barry, I got my saxamaphone here. Let's jam!" Barry looks uncomfortable, Hillary rolls her eyes.
Barry would reel it back in, 'seriously hill, do you have any hookups for season 5 of the wire? i've been googling and all i can find is a mid-aug. release date.'
HRC: well now i know what to get you for a congratulations! you're the nominee! present. i've gotta tell you barry, i think it's pretty bold to tell the american public that your favorite character is omar. but i guess that's why you're the nominee, huh? i probably would have went with the safe 'lester' pick. america is ready for a gay gangster.
BHO: don't be down on yourself, hill. lester is a good police. and he makes nice furniture.
HRC: true that. in the end, i just hope dukie is going to be okay. i'd hate to see him become a hopper.
cross the river to the eastside
...and the healing would begin.
I read that the meeting was srsly with the water and two chairs facing each other and Secret Service in the next room.
Senator Feinstein is totes the Jimmy Carter of this primary battle, facilitating conciliation with chairs and water.
I bet they bonded over Barry handling Joe Lieberman on the senate floor the other day, too.
HRC would have laughed and said, 'you should have shoved your new walking stick up his ass'.
and tomorrow at the convention one of the delegate nominees will claim to have healed the rift between hill and barry.
cross the river to the eastside
Hillary: (cackle) Yes, lets.
Barack: We both know you don't want to be Vice-President. What is it you want?
Hillary: The Presidency. (cackle)
Barack: (grimace)
Hillary: Oh, you know I have to kid. You won fair and square I guess... ok, well, let's just say my supporters expect something big.
Barack: Secretary of State?
Hillary: A woman already got that one, Obama.
Barack: Well, what else? Secretary of Defense? AG? No one's going to take you, or me for that matter, seriously if I give you one of those jobs, and I assume anything less is too small for you...
Hillary: Hey, OK, you could at least try to be tactful, but I guess you're right... hmmm... I got an idea!
Barack: OK... (looks pensive)
Hillary: Listen Barack... I'm done pulling your leg. The Bilderbergers were already planning on making me the first female Secretary-General of the UN, which means I'll be PRESIDENT... OF THE WORLD! (huge cackle, followed by dancing) haha, sucker!!
Barack: (thinks to himself: yep, and a black man got that one first too...) oh Hillary, you got me good!
(Both walk away from meeting laughing)
they should ask that delegate to deliver the keystone speech in denver.
priceless
cross the river to the eastside
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/07/us/politics/07dems.html?ref=us