Purity Balls. Pledge your virginity to your fathers?

catefrances

Cosmo wrote:

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I wonder...
It looks good on paper, but I think I'd rather go with a gal that isn't going to complain about, "I'm not putting that icky thing in my mouth". And if... that's a big IF... she does go down there, I want her to know what she is doing and not treat my genetailia like a chew toy. I'll take a hot MILF anyday.
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Then again... there's probably a good possibility that Daddy has already taught her how to give good head... so, it's a toss up.

let's be honest boys. you wouldn't put that icky thing in your mouth. so you have to be patient if you want your 'virgin' to do it.

Cosmo

catefrances wrote:

let's be honest boys. you wouldn't put that icky thing in your mouth. so you have to be patient if you want your 'virgin' to do it.

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You're right... BUT... we WILL put your thing in our mouths without even a second thought. It all comes down to preference... either you like hot dogs or tacos... we're taco kinda guys.
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And we do lie... we tell you gals it tastes like a popsicle, except without the cold thing.

catefrances

Cosmo wrote:

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You're right... BUT... we WILL put your thing in our mouths without even a second thought. It all comes down to preference... either you like hot dogs or tacos... we're taco kinda guys.
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And we do lie... we tell you gals it tastes like a popsicle, except without the cold thing.

and girls fall for that? :rolleyes:

trust me cosmo we know it doesn't. but we can pretend it does.

Cosmo

catefrances wrote:

and girls fall for that? :rolleyes:

trust me cosmo we know it doesn't. but we can pretend it does.

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We just lie again, afterwards... and tell you we've never had a popsicle.

catefrances

Cosmo wrote:

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We just lie again, afterwards... and tell you we've never had a popsicle.

the way you're going on you'd think it was some big deal that no girl would do except out of some obligation. it turns us on too, you know.

Cosmo

catefrances wrote:

the way you're going on you'd think it was some big deal that no girl would do except out of some obligation. it turns us on too, you know.

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And all this time, I've been giving and giving because I figured that the more I give... the more I get. Whoda thunk?
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Then again... I like giving. So, I guess it all works out.

catefrances

Cosmo wrote:

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And all this time, I've been giving and giving because I figured that the more I give... the more I get. Whoda thunk?
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Then again... I like giving. So, I guess it all works out.

so long as everyone goes away satisfied. no harm. no foul.

Cosmo

catefrances wrote:

so long as everyone goes away satisfied. no harm. no foul.

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And isn't that what it's all about, anyway? I feel the same way... like Paul McCartney once said... "And in the end... the love you give is equal to the love you make." I guess the same goes for oral sex.

Last Exodus

Cosmo wrote:

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I wonder...
It looks good on paper, but I think I'd rather go with a gal that isn't going to complain about, "I'm not putting that icky thing in my mouth". And if... that's a big IF... she does go down there, I want her to know what she is doing and not treat my genetailia like a chew toy. I'll take a hot MILF anyday.
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Then again... there's probably a good possibility that Daddy has already taught her how to give good head... so, it's a toss up.

This thread has gone terribly south.......

catefrances

Last Exodus wrote:

This thread has gone terribly south.......

literally.