If they can scrap that, scrap this! (vatican/catholics)

darkcrowdarkcrow Posts: 1,102
edited October 2006 in A Moving Train
On the news this morning (bbc 24) it reported that the Pope is going to announce that Limbo no longer exists.... That is quite a long-held belief... Now if they can scrap that why can they not scrap their hate towards homosexuals and also the use of condoms?
a few years ago the Pope got rid of the idea babies who died but had not yet been baptised didnt go to heaven.......
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  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    how low can you go.......
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    holy shit.....they shut down purgatory?
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  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    darkcrow wrote:
    On the news this morning (bbc 24) it reported that the Pope is going to announce that Limbo no longer exists.... That is quite a long-held belief... Now if they can scrap that why can they not scrap their hate towards homosexuals and also the use of condoms?
    a few years ago the Pope got rid of the idea babies who died but had not yet been baptised didnt go to heaven.......

    Bloody hell!!!! What am I gonna do??? I'm been in limbo all my life!!!!

    Where am I gonna go?????

    Joke apart... they need to get real. Scrap all those man-made notions of punishment and reward. Stick to the 'live a good life and be kind to others', whether these others are muslims, buddhists, homosexuals or whatever other religious or discriminatory group we wish to put them in>
  • 69charger69charger Posts: 1,045
    prism wrote:
    holy shit.....they shut down purgatory?

    ROFL!

    That's good.

    :D
  • 69charger69charger Posts: 1,045
    darkcrow wrote:
    On the news this morning (bbc 24) it reported that the Pope is going to announce that Limbo no longer exists....

    Tell that to the folks at the Roller Rink! I think they would beg to differ ;)
  • jlew24asujlew24asu Posts: 10,118
    nice i'm going right to Heaven!
  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    Well I’m glad they cleared that up.

    You’re either for God or against Him.

    On a related note, I will be holding a press conference tomorrow to announce that the Easter bunny no longer exists.
  • On a related note, I will be holding a press conference tomorrow to announce that the Easter bunny no longer exists.
    ... because the US government assasinated him in the ealy 70's.

    Where have you been?
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



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  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    ... because the US government assasinated him in the ealy 70's.

    Where have you been?

    ....or so the Germans would have us believe.

    He actually signed a deal with Energizer in the early 80's.
  • ....or so the Germans would have us believe.

    He actually signed a deal with Energizer in the early 80's.
    *eyes widen*


    He's far too powerful now for even the catholics.

    You know they're even making Pink batteries now to honor him?
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



    Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!

    "Make our day"
  • Uncle LeoUncle Leo Posts: 1,059
    darkcrow wrote:
    On the news this morning (bbc 24) it reported that the Pope is going to announce that Limbo no longer exists.... That is quite a long-held belief... Now if they can scrap that why can they not scrap their hate towards homosexuals and also the use of condoms?
    a few years ago the Pope got rid of the idea babies who died but had not yet been baptised didnt go to heaven.......

    As long as decent people of non-Christian faiths still go to hell...that is what is important.
    I cannot come up with a new sig till I get this egg off my face.
  • rebornFixerrebornFixer Posts: 4,901
    Uncle Leo wrote:
    As long as decent people of non-Christian faiths still go to hell...that is what is important.

    People can mock the Catholics all they want ... Heck, a lot of it is even justified. But however slow they may do so, they do modernize. A few other groups of people should be taking notes instead of burning shit in the streets.
  • darkcrowdarkcrow Posts: 1,102
    People can mock the Catholics all they want ... Heck, a lot of it is even justified. But however slow they may do so, they do modernize. A few other groups of people should be taking notes instead of burning shit in the streets.

    i know what you mean. those damn scientologists keep me up all night with their burnings ;)
  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    Well I’m glad they cleared that up.

    You’re either for God or against Him.

    On a related note, I will be holding a press conference tomorrow to announce that the Easter bunny no longer exists.
    Ha! That's what YOU think! bwahahaha ....

    The Bunnyists are on to you and you will pay for your blasphemy, you infidel!
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    On a related note, I will be holding a press conference tomorrow to announce that the Easter bunny no longer exists.

    Nooooooooo........ :eek: Not the Easter Bunny...... :eek:eek:

    What next? The tooth fairy????
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