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  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    possomists wrote:
    YES! you are the awesomest, i wish there were more people like you, you make me laugh out loud on the floor. beat him up, take his tickets, picture from myspace, air head blond, you should write books, you are one very unique


    no free autographs buddy,fuck off! :D
  • fanch75fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    pjtaper wrote:
    Hey!
    I am 28 years old, 5’4, long brown hair… I weigh 125lbs and have dark brown eyes. I would LOVE to go see Eddie Vedder in LA, and I’m willing to do ANYTHING for it!
    Please get back to me, thank you! I’m driving to LA from Denver on Friday morning.
    I just emailed this piece of garbage my info, no lies, just never mentioned I am a dude who isn't gay, and happily in a serious relationship with a female...
    This dude will be shocked if I get this ticket, but hey, I need a ticket!!!!!

    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

    That's some funny shit, right there!

    Maybe you'll get your credit cards back, too!
    Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?
  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    rhinomagic wrote:
    Make sure you don't sit in those seats, though. He could find you later, once he's recovered.

    :D

    .


    nah,you sell them and use the money to upgrade! :D
  • pjtaperpjtaper Posts: 3,020
    I'm doing it because if this jackass is stupid enough to fall for my offer, I'm going to find a random girl to take his ticket and pay her $20 to get it, then hand it to me.
  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    pjtaper wrote:
    Hey!
    I am 28 years old, 5’4, long brown hair… I weigh 125lbs and have dark brown eyes. I would LOVE to go see Eddie Vedder in LA, and I’m willing to do ANYTHING for it!
    Please get back to me, thank you! I’m driving to LA from Denver on Friday morning.
    I just emailed this piece of garbage my info, no lies, just never mentioned I am a dude who isn't gay, and happily in a serious relationship with a female...
    This dude will be shocked if I get this ticket, but hey, I need a ticket!!!!!

    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

    5'4" 125lbs? you can see where he would think you were a chick! :D
  • pjtaperpjtaper Posts: 3,020
    it's early, I'll let that go without too much sarcasm...

    DUH!!!!!!!!
  • Kel VarnsenKel Varnsen Posts: 1,952
    ozpjman wrote:
    It's not a very well thought out post though, the chick that grabs the extra ticket can just take off straight after the gig!!

    He should have got her to meet him at his place BEFORE the show, get what he needs, then go to the show with her...

    Amateurs

    She wouldn't even need to take off. After the show, she could just say, no I changed my mind, I don't want to have sex with you? And really what could the guy do. It is not like he could sue her for breach of contract (even if they signed something I don't think a contract for sex would be considered binding) and forcing someone to have sex with you is against the law.
  • pjtaperpjtaper Posts: 3,020
    that is why I said long brown hair, dark eyes, etc... so he thinks I am a girl...
  • Evolution6579Evolution6579 Posts: 624
    South of Seattle wrote:
    He also just might want to cuddle? :)

    Cuddle?........What a fag.





















    I hope someone gets the movie reference and doesn't flame me for being a homophobe or something stupid.
    Chicago 8-23-09

  • appliedlessonappliedlesson Posts: 237
    I find this sad yet funny. At least it's after the concert - gotta be a way to bail.
  • lazymoon13lazymoon13 Posts: 838
    dunkman wrote:
    its obviously a joke
    what makes it obvious? doesn't look like a joke to me. kinda funny, desperate, sick, and weird all in one.
  • PegasusPegasus Posts: 3,754
    lazymoon13 wrote:
    what makes it obvious? doesn't look like a joke to me. kinda funny, desperate, sick, and weird all in one.
    that's why we chose to think it's a joke..
  • BEnglish017BEnglish017 Posts: 455
    I just thought about Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back after reading this. When George Carlin says he gives head for rides. Jay says "but don't they kick your ass to the curb when you don't make with the head?" and Carlin goes "Yeah...If you don't make with the head"


    pjtaper wrote:
    Hey!
    I am 28 years old, 5’4, long brown hair… I weigh 125lbs and have dark brown eyes. I would LOVE to go see Eddie Vedder in LA, and I’m willing to do ANYTHING for it!
    Please get back to me, thank you! I’m driving to LA from Denver on Friday morning.
    I just emailed this piece of garbage my info, no lies, just never mentioned I am a dude who isn't gay, and happily in a serious relationship with a female...
    This dude will be shocked if I get this ticket, but hey, I need a ticket!!!!!

    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
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  • Solat13Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    lazymoon13 wrote:
    what makes it obvious? doesn't look like a joke to me. kinda funny, desperate, sick, and weird all in one.

    True, but these kind of posts on craiglist are nothing new. There were similar ones being made last year for Vic tix and same for Borgata in 2005.
    - Busted down the pretext
    - 8/28/98
    - 9/2/00
    - 4/28/03, 5/3/03, 7/3/03, 7/5/03, 7/6/03, 7/9/03, 7/11/03, 7/12/03, 7/14/03
    - 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/1/04, 10/2/04
    - 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 10/3/05
    - 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/23/06, 7/22/06, 7/23/06, 12/2/06, 12/9/06
    - 8/2/07, 8/5/07
    - 6/19/08, 6/20/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 7/1/08
    - 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/30/09, 10/31/09
    - 5/15/10, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 10/23/10, 10/24/10
    - 9/11/11, 9/12/11
    - 10/18/13, 10/21/13, 10/22/13, 11/30/13, 12/4/13
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,171
    its LA man

    what did you expect?
    hahahahaha
  • possomistspossomists Posts: 427
    Crazy Breed wrote:
    no free autographs buddy,fuck off! :D

    again, classic, i never asked for an autograph but you are ahead of the curve, you must get laid like all the time
    "you can say that we're, nocturnal, posssomists"
    -ed july 8th MSG 2004
  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    possomists wrote:
    again, classic, i never asked for an autograph but you are ahead of the curve, you must get laid like all the time


    as a matter of fact,yes i do.I'm married.

    your attempts to annoy me are futile my friend.
  • PJammer4lifePJammer4life Los Angeles Posts: 2,647
    Get_Right wrote:
    its LA man

    what did you expect?
    hahahahaha


    Exactly..this dude is serious..otherwise he would just sell it for money..he thinks he can get something from it without paying
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  • poto101poto101 Posts: 406
    Solat13 wrote:
    True, but these kind of posts on craiglist are nothing new. There were similar ones being made last year for Vic tix and same for Borgata in 2005.


    yeah a girl did it for the VIC last summer. pretty messed up. that combined witih offers of $700....my guest owes me big time lol.
    It's all happening....

    East Troy 2003
    Chicago x2, Summerfest x2, 2006
    Chicago THE VIC, Lollapalooza, 2007
    bonnaROOOOOOO 2008
    Chicago x2 2009

    (EV chicago 2008 night 2)
  • slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    I still need a ticket for 4/13.

    I wonder what this guy looks like. heh heh.
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • PJammer4lifePJammer4life Los Angeles Posts: 2,647
    sooo....who got the ticket?? did they do it..or bail???
    Bridge Benefit 1994, San Francisco 1995, San Diego 1995 1 & 2, Missoula 1998, Los Angeles 2000, San Diego 2000, Eddie Vedder/Beck 2/26/2002, Santa Barbara 2003, Irvine 2003, San Diego 2003, Vancouver 2005, Gorge 2005, San Diego 2006, Los Angeles 2006 1 & 2, Santa Barbara 2006, Eddie Vedder 4/10/08, Eddie Vedder 4/12/08, Eddie Vedder 4/15/08, 7/12/2008, SF 8/28/09, LA 9/30/09, LA 10/1/09, LA 10/06/09, LA 10/07/09, San Diego 10/09/09, Eddie Vedder 7/6/2011, Eddie Vedder 7/8/2011, PJ20 9/3/2011, PJ20 9/4/2011, Vancouver 9/25/2011, San Diego 11/21/13, LA 11/24/13, Ohana 9/25/21, Ohana 9/26/21, Ohana 10/1/21, EV 2/17/22, LA Forum 5/6/22, LA Forum 5/7/22, EV 10/1/22, EV 9/30/23
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