Robertson predicts "mass killings" in 2007

mammasan

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070102/ap_on_re_us/robertson_prediction

I am all for protecting everyone's 1st Amendment rights but doesn't this guy have any PR people who can advice him to shut the hell up already. I mean you can only make an ass of yourself so many times before it's not funny anymore.

norm

He thinks god talks to him.


If you were his PR person, how could you stop that?

Dick Jones

Yeah that was the first problem I saw too.

mammasan

cutback wrote:

He thinks god talks to him.


If you were his PR person, how could you stop that?

I have no idea but If I where his PR person I would cringe everytime he opens his mouth.

norm

mammasan wrote:

I have no idea but If I where his PR person I would cringe everytime he opens his mouth.

I'd have him committed.

chopitdown

It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool than to open it and remove any lingering doubt.

hippiemom

Hahaha ... this is hilarious

"In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction."

Ok, I've talked to god and he told me there's going to be heavy rain somewhere in the U.S. next spring too! Remember, folks ... you heard it here first.

norm

hippiemom wrote:

Hahaha ... this is hilarious

"In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction."

Ok, I've talked to god and he told me there's going to be heavy rain somewhere in the U.S. next spring too! Remember, folks ... you heard it here first.

I believe you more than that nutjob.


And tell god hi.

hippiemom

cutback wrote:

And tell god hi.

Not unless you send me money

norm

hippiemom wrote:

Not unless you send me money

Loopholes. Always loopholes.;)

kenny olav

hippiemom wrote:

Hahaha ... this is hilarious

"In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction."

Ok, I've talked to god and he told me there's going to be heavy rain somewhere in the U.S. next spring too! Remember, folks ... you heard it here first.

Oh that is very hilarious. We did have some bad flooding up here, but it definately didn't fall into the category of "God's wrath".


However, just to give this story a conspiratorial bent, if it is true that our government uses 'false flag' terrorism against us, and let's suppose Pat Robinson, being buddies with the Bushies, is keen to such secretive government operations, then maybe his 'prediction' will be correct. Scary thought, but I had to throw it out there.

toronado10

there is not much difference between the likes of pat robertson and lets just say, osama bin laden. they both use religious beliefs to further their own agenda.

Ever hear the bright eyes song 'when the president talks to god'? makes me laugh every time I hear someone said that god told me this or god told me that.

When the president talks to God
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to rape our women’s' rights
And send poor farm kids off to die?
Does God suggest an oil hike
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Are the consonants all hard or soft?
Is he resolute all down the line?
Is every issue black or white?
Does what God say ever change his mind
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which voter fraud must be concealed
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
I wonder which one plays the better cop
We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke
No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't
Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke
That's what God recommends

When the president talks to God
Do they drink near beer and go play golf
While they pick which countries to invade
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess god just calls a spade a spade
When the president talks to God

When the president talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
When he kneels next to the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When the president talks to God?

I doubt it

mwachsman

What a moron.

SweetHarmonics

I like when he gets his mug all up in the camera. You can almost see the devil horns ready to sprout from his freakish head.

soulsinging

hippiemom wrote:

Hahaha ... this is hilarious

"In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction."

Ok, I've talked to god and he told me there's going to be heavy rain somewhere in the U.S. next spring too! Remember, folks ... you heard it here first.

yeah, i knew i remembered him making some wild predictions last year and i was trying to recall what exactly they were. good stuff. given the murder rates in this country and the general instability in iraq, i think mass killings are a safe bet.

norm

soulsinging wrote:

yeah, i knew i remembered him making some wild predictions last year and i was trying to recall what exactly they were. good stuff. given the murder rates in this country and the general instability in iraq, i think mass killings are a safe bet.

I loved this one.

http://www.pensitoreview.com/2006/05/28/pat-robertson-claims-to-have-leg-pressed-2000-pounds/

jeffbr

Is there anyone on this board who thinks Robertson speaks God's word?

He's a fucking nut case. He and Jerry Falwell have fooled a lot of gullible people in this country. I hope one day someone discovers their sex tape.

The Illinoisemakers

Kenny Olav wrote:

Oh that is very hilarious. We did have some bad flooding up here, but it definately didn't fall into the category of "God's wrath".


However, just to give this story a conspiratorial bent, if it is true that our government uses 'false flag' terrorism against us, and let's suppose Pat Robinson, being buddies with the Bushies, is keen to such secretive government operations, then maybe his 'prediction' will be correct. Scary thought, but I had to throw it out there.

Pat Robinson certianly does have his head far up his ass, but come on. Let's not lump his ridiculious statements with the notion that he has some seceret knowledge because he knows Bush. That's almost as crazy a statement as his.

Everyone knows that the flooding in the NE or NW for that matter was really from Global Warming & and not God.

MrBrian

toronado10 wrote:

there is not much difference between the likes of pat robertson and lets just say, osama bin laden. they both use religious beliefs to further their own agenda.

dude, even Usama does'nt believe that God talks to him.

WindNoSail

Okay, let me play Pat Robertson's advocate....does anyone worry just a bit about the probability of such an occurance, this year?

I don't want to be freaky, but yesterday i was thinking about the 'New Year' and I wasn't feeling real hopeful. In fact, at one point it just sort of hit me that this could be a bad year and shit was coming home. I am not like a doom and gloom person either, just sort of a feeling.

Anyone else? I know it sounds rather stupid, but whatever.

Rushlimbo

WindNoSail wrote:

Anyone else? I know it sounds rather stupid, but whatever.

Yes, I agree.

WindNoSail

Rushlimbo wrote:

Yes, I agree.

are you a serial killer? You might get the privelage of being my very first ignore.

Rushlimbo

WindNoSail wrote:

are you a serial killer? You might get the privelage of being my very first ignore.

You insult me first and then want to ignore me? LOL !! Loser.