A joke to lighten the mood
Gremmie95
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Heard this one today, sorry if you've already heard it.
President Bush decides to take a break and go out to sit in a local bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that President Bush sitting
at the end of the bar?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's him.' So the guy walks over and says,
'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?'
Bush says, ' I'm planning WW III.'
Then the guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
Bush says, 'Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde
with big tits.
The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?
Why kill a blonde with big tits?'
Bush turns to the bartender and says,
'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.'
President Bush decides to take a break and go out to sit in a local bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that President Bush sitting
at the end of the bar?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's him.' So the guy walks over and says,
'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?'
Bush says, ' I'm planning WW III.'
Then the guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
Bush says, 'Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde
with big tits.
The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?
Why kill a blonde with big tits?'
Bush turns to the bartender and says,
'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.'
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I want to laugh....(but should I?)
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama are all in a boat together. The boat sinks, who is saved?
The United States of America!
It involves Bush so yeah, It's safe to laugh!