O'Reilly and Bears
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Did anyone else have the pleasure of watching the O'Reilly Factor last night when he talked about the threat of bears after the death of the boy that was killed while camping?
O'Reilly had on someone from Animal Planet, I think, who was trying to explain to Bill that the reason bear attacks are on the rise is because humans keep taking away their habitat and moving in on their territory. But to hear Bill talk about it, man, he really had it out for those child-killing bears that just have no conscience.
It's sad the boy was killed, but that segment may have been one of the most un-intentionally hilarious things I have ever seen. Judos, Bill.
O'Reilly had on someone from Animal Planet, I think, who was trying to explain to Bill that the reason bear attacks are on the rise is because humans keep taking away their habitat and moving in on their territory. But to hear Bill talk about it, man, he really had it out for those child-killing bears that just have no conscience.
It's sad the boy was killed, but that segment may have been one of the most un-intentionally hilarious things I have ever seen. Judos, Bill.
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Hail, Hail!!!
Hail, Hail!!!
So O'Reilly takes Colbert's irrational fear of bears. Makes sense to me.
Me too.
Hail, Hail!!!
Sometimes its the only funny thing on, though!
I heard him on the radio say that he doesn't report in Iraq so much, because it 'emboldens' the terrorists. So, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears' hair, the missing gal in Florida (or someplace) and bears get the spotlight. That'll teach them terrorist bastards, Bill.
Hail, Hail!!!
cross the river to the eastside
the animals are being forced out of their woodland enviroments
due to humans killing down trees and whatnot for the developement
of growing bunk ass towns/cities.
it is really disgusting.
sure it sucks that sometimes a person gets killed by an animal.
its a fuckin campin trip, that = outdoors.
what the fuck, it aint a fuckin high rise skyscraper.
an example of political bullshit by some politician up here in WA.
her lil house dog was ate by either a bobcat or a cougar.
the dog got out of her fenced in yard and went up a walkin trail near
and among all this develpment of homes taking over the woodlands.
so they believe it was a cougar moreso than a bobcat.
she wants to reopen the using of dogs to hunt cougars.
fuckin gun nuts will be lovin that bullshit.
piss me off.
in closing of my long winded message here.
if I were to walk, camp or be anywhere around wilderness and I get
killed and ate on by a wild animal, I do not blame the animal @ all.
and my family would totaly understand I was among wilderness.
I go for walks out in the wilderness among herds of elk.
a male elk is one huge bad-ass animal.
i'd think where theyre elk theyre cougar and bear.
if an animal kills me i'd know I lived a good life enjoying nature.
O'reilly youre a fuckin prick.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
[to the Panda]
Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.
Ron Burgundy: Great story. Compelling, and rich.
Brick Tamland: [opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
how about when a person gets
attacked and possibly killed/ate
by a shark?
they prolly still have those
(let's kill the shark) revenge hunts
of madness like they used to do
after a shark attact.
it's the fuckin ocean you assholes.
if you swim in the fucker, you might
just get ate for dinner.
ppl are out of control.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
angels share laughter
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A Bear and a bunny are both taking a dump in the woods.
The Bear looks down at the Bunny and asks, "Does shit stick to your fur?"
The Bunny laughs and says, "No".
The Bear picks up the Bunny and wipes his ass with him.
Hail, Hail!!!
That was too damn funny.
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Actually, bears don't "run" a "real risk". They may have a feeling of the concept when encountering an immediate danger, but who's to say your refrigerator is any danger? In the brain of a bear, that is.
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haha, I like how you phrased that. I definately agree..
Perhaps you can scratch it up to natural selection.
The main difference is that bear is real and actually deserves a place in nature.
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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