O'Reilly and Bears

vedderelfvedderelf Posts: 100
edited June 2007 in A Moving Train
Did anyone else have the pleasure of watching the O'Reilly Factor last night when he talked about the threat of bears after the death of the boy that was killed while camping?

O'Reilly had on someone from Animal Planet, I think, who was trying to explain to Bill that the reason bear attacks are on the rise is because humans keep taking away their habitat and moving in on their territory. But to hear Bill talk about it, man, he really had it out for those child-killing bears that just have no conscience.

It's sad the boy was killed, but that segment may have been one of the most un-intentionally hilarious things I have ever seen. Judos, Bill.
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Note to self...**Don't go where bears are**.
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  • Alex_CoeAlex_Coe Posts: 762
    Note to self... **Do not watch Bill O'Rielley**.
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Note to self (addendum)... **Don't watch Bill O'Rielly while eating do-nuts in a bear cave**.
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  • RainDogRainDog Posts: 1,824
    Steven Colbert mocks O'Reilly's approach to the "news."

    So O'Reilly takes Colbert's irrational fear of bears. Makes sense to me.
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    RainDog wrote:
    Steven Colbert mocks O'Reilly's approach to the "news."

    So O'Reilly takes Colbert's irrational fear of bears. Makes sense to me.
    ...
    Me too.
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  • vedderelfvedderelf Posts: 100
    Alex_Coe wrote:
    Note to self... **Do not watch Bill O'Rielley**.

    Sometimes its the only funny thing on, though!
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    vedderelf wrote:
    Sometimes its the only funny thing on, though!
    ...
    I heard him on the radio say that he doesn't report in Iraq so much, because it 'emboldens' the terrorists. So, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears' hair, the missing gal in Florida (or someplace) and bears get the spotlight. That'll teach them terrorist bastards, Bill.
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  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    He has nothing to worry about. He's so full of shit he probably tastes terrible anyway...
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • VictoryGinVictoryGin Posts: 1,207
    dang, the thread title made me think bill maybe engaged in some pride activities. too bad.
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  • Eliot RosewaterEliot Rosewater Posts: 2,659
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    I heard him on the radio say that he doesn't report in Iraq so much, because it 'emboldens' the terrorists. So, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears' hair, the missing gal in Florida (or someplace) and bears get the spotlight. That'll teach them terrorist bastards, Bill.
    No doubt talking about Britney Spears will embolden her follicles to grow her hair back more rapidly. So if any one pays attention to Brit then I suppose he's at least doing them a favor....
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    #1 on the threatdown.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    bill o'reilly probably couldn't last in the woods campin.
    the animals are being forced out of their woodland enviroments
    due to humans killing down trees and whatnot for the developement
    of growing bunk ass towns/cities.
    it is really disgusting.
    sure it sucks that sometimes a person gets killed by an animal.
    its a fuckin campin trip, that = outdoors.
    what the fuck, it aint a fuckin high rise skyscraper.
    an example of political bullshit by some politician up here in WA.
    her lil house dog was ate by either a bobcat or a cougar.
    the dog got out of her fenced in yard and went up a walkin trail near
    and among all this develpment of homes taking over the woodlands.
    so they believe it was a cougar moreso than a bobcat.
    she wants to reopen the using of dogs to hunt cougars.
    fuckin gun nuts will be lovin that bullshit.
    piss me off.

    in closing of my long winded message here.
    if I were to walk, camp or be anywhere around wilderness and I get
    killed and ate on by a wild animal, I do not blame the animal @ all.
    and my family would totaly understand I was among wilderness.
    I go for walks out in the wilderness among herds of elk.
    a male elk is one huge bad-ass animal.
    i'd think where theyre elk theyre cougar and bear.
    if an animal kills me i'd know I lived a good life enjoying nature.
    O'reilly youre a fuckin prick.
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  • Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?
    Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
    [to the Panda]
    Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.
    Ron Burgundy: Great story. Compelling, and rich.



    Brick Tamland: [opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
    Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    to add to this thread a bit more.
    how about when a person gets
    attacked and possibly killed/ate
    by a shark?
    they prolly still have those
    (let's kill the shark) revenge hunts
    of madness like they used to do
    after a shark attact.
    it's the fuckin ocean you assholes.
    if you swim in the fucker, you might
    just get ate for dinner.
    ppl are out of control.
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  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    The way I look at it, if a bear comes into my home he runs the very real risk that I will kill him. If I go into a bear's home (his little area that he's staked out in the woods), I can only expect him to feel the same way about me and behave accordingly.
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  • not4unot4u Posts: 512
    its all bear meat propaganda
    we don't want war, but we still want more?
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    somebody should tell o'reilly that when out looking for bears that bunnies are the next best thing :)
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    prism wrote:
    somebody should tell o'reilly that when out looking for bears that bunnies are the next best thing :)
    ...
    A Bear and a bunny are both taking a dump in the woods.
    The Bear looks down at the Bunny and asks, "Does shit stick to your fur?"
    The Bunny laughs and says, "No".
    The Bear picks up the Bunny and wipes his ass with him.
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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    VictoryGin wrote:
    dang, the thread title made me think bill maybe engaged in some pride activities. too bad.

    That was too damn funny.

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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    hippiemom wrote:
    The way I look at it, if a bear comes into my home he runs the very real risk that I will kill him. If I go into a bear's home (his little area that he's staked out in the woods), I can only expect him to feel the same way about me and behave accordingly.

    Actually, bears don't "run" a "real risk". They may have a feeling of the concept when encountering an immediate danger, but who's to say your refrigerator is any danger? In the brain of a bear, that is.

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  • rybesrybes Posts: 136
    chadwick wrote:
    ...
    it's the fuckin ocean you assholes.
    if you swim in the fucker, you might
    just get ate for dinner.
    ppl are out of control.

    haha, I like how you phrased that. I definately agree..

    Perhaps you can scratch it up to natural selection.
  • Getting attacked by a bear in the woods is almost as horrific as watching Bill attack the world on TV.

    The main difference is that bear is real and actually deserves a place in nature.
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    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
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  • bayleafbayleaf Posts: 128
    Perhaps a bear should just eat bill o'reilly.....
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