O'Reilly and Bears

vedderelf

Did anyone else have the pleasure of watching the O'Reilly Factor last night when he talked about the threat of bears after the death of the boy that was killed while camping?

O'Reilly had on someone from Animal Planet, I think, who was trying to explain to Bill that the reason bear attacks are on the rise is because humans keep taking away their habitat and moving in on their territory. But to hear Bill talk about it, man, he really had it out for those child-killing bears that just have no conscience.

It's sad the boy was killed, but that segment may have been one of the most un-intentionally hilarious things I have ever seen. Judos, Bill.

Cosmo

Note to self...**Don't go where bears are**.

Alex_Coe

Note to self... **Do not watch Bill O'Rielley**.

Cosmo

Note to self (addendum)... **Don't watch Bill O'Rielly while eating do-nuts in a bear cave**.

RainDog

Steven Colbert mocks O'Reilly's approach to the "news."

So O'Reilly takes Colbert's irrational fear of bears. Makes sense to me.

Cosmo

RainDog wrote:

Steven Colbert mocks O'Reilly's approach to the "news."

So O'Reilly takes Colbert's irrational fear of bears. Makes sense to me.

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Me too.

vedderelf

Alex_Coe wrote:

Note to self... **Do not watch Bill O'Rielley**.

Sometimes its the only funny thing on, though!

Cosmo

vedderelf wrote:

Sometimes its the only funny thing on, though!

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I heard him on the radio say that he doesn't report in Iraq so much, because it 'emboldens' the terrorists. So, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears' hair, the missing gal in Florida (or someplace) and bears get the spotlight. That'll teach them terrorist bastards, Bill.

DeLukin

He has nothing to worry about. He's so full of shit he probably tastes terrible anyway...

VictoryGin

dang, the thread title made me think bill maybe engaged in some pride activities. too bad.

Eliot Rosewater

Cosmo wrote:

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I heard him on the radio say that he doesn't report in Iraq so much, because it 'emboldens' the terrorists. So, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears' hair, the missing gal in Florida (or someplace) and bears get the spotlight. That'll teach them terrorist bastards, Bill.

No doubt talking about Britney Spears will embolden her follicles to grow her hair back more rapidly. So if any one pays attention to Brit then I suppose he's at least doing them a favor....

sweet adeline

#1 on the threatdown.

chadwick

bill o'reilly probably couldn't last in the woods campin.
the animals are being forced out of their woodland enviroments
due to humans killing down trees and whatnot for the developement
of growing bunk ass towns/cities.
it is really disgusting.
sure it sucks that sometimes a person gets killed by an animal.
its a fuckin campin trip, that = outdoors.
what the fuck, it aint a fuckin high rise skyscraper.
an example of political bullshit by some politician up here in WA.
her lil house dog was ate by either a bobcat or a cougar.
the dog got out of her fenced in yard and went up a walkin trail near
and among all this develpment of homes taking over the woodlands.
so they believe it was a cougar moreso than a bobcat.
she wants to reopen the using of dogs to hunt cougars.
fuckin gun nuts will be lovin that bullshit.
piss me off.

in closing of my long winded message here.
if I were to walk, camp or be anywhere around wilderness and I get
killed and ate on by a wild animal, I do not blame the animal @ all.
and my family would totaly understand I was among wilderness.
I go for walks out in the wilderness among herds of elk.
a male elk is one huge bad-ass animal.
i'd think where theyre elk theyre cougar and bear.
if an animal kills me i'd know I lived a good life enjoying nature.
O'reilly youre a fuckin prick.

DeetroitBaasketball

Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?
Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
[to the Panda]
Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.
Ron Burgundy: Great story. Compelling, and rich.

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Brick Tamland: [opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

chadwick

to add to this thread a bit more.
how about when a person gets
attacked and possibly killed/ate
by a shark?
they prolly still have those
(let's kill the shark) revenge hunts
of madness like they used to do
after a shark attact.
it's the fuckin ocean you assholes.
if you swim in the fucker, you might
just get ate for dinner.
ppl are out of control.

hippiemom

The way I look at it, if a bear comes into my home he runs the very real risk that I will kill him. If I go into a bear's home (his little area that he's staked out in the woods), I can only expect him to feel the same way about me and behave accordingly.

not4u

its all bear meat propaganda

prism

somebody should tell o'reilly that when out looking for bears that bunnies are the next best thing

Cosmo

prism wrote:

somebody should tell o'reilly that when out looking for bears that bunnies are the next best thing

...
A Bear and a bunny are both taking a dump in the woods.
The Bear looks down at the Bunny and asks, "Does shit stick to your fur?"
The Bunny laughs and says, "No".
The Bear picks up the Bunny and wipes his ass with him.

gue_barium

VictoryGin wrote:

dang, the thread title made me think bill maybe engaged in some pride activities. too bad.

That was too damn funny.

gue_barium

hippiemom wrote:

The way I look at it, if a bear comes into my home he runs the very real risk that I will kill him. If I go into a bear's home (his little area that he's staked out in the woods), I can only expect him to feel the same way about me and behave accordingly.

Actually, bears don't "run" a "real risk". They may have a feeling of the concept when encountering an immediate danger, but who's to say your refrigerator is any danger? In the brain of a bear, that is.