Steve Irwin..how did he really die

monkey spanker
monkey spanker Posts: 283
edited September 2006 in A Moving Train
since 1860 only 17 people on the planet have died after a stingray attack. thats only 1 in every 8 years, amongst 6 billion people on the planet. are we so naive to believe that an expert in dealing with wild animals could be the unfortunate #17 in the last 146 years? what really happened? there has to be some conspiracy, right?
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    this is some kind of ironic sarcasm right?

    please tell me you are kidding on this one!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • exhausted
    exhausted Posts: 6,638
    haha.

    someone's got to take this bait...
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    he would have been right if he put on sunscreen, it protects against harmful rays.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • dissidentbehindthec
    dissidentbehindthec Posts: 100
    Not really, all the witnesses (who happen to be close friends of steve's) say the same thing: that he was struck in the chest by a stingray barb and died shortly after. Apparently the death was caught on tape and the tape is in police costody. I imagine that if the death occurred differently on tape than was stated in witness accounts, we would have heard about it by now. Also I see no reason why his friends would lie about something so terrible, and furthermore, if there was a conspiracy, why in the name of all things green would there be a conspiracy to kill Steve Irwin? He was both well-loved by and not a threat to society, government, religious groups or any other particularly fanatic beings that might actually want said threat disposed of; for that matter.

    It was just a really freaky coincidence. It happens.

    R.I.P. Steve :[
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  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    I blame George Bush. I suspect that Steve's massive popularity and charisma had become a matter of concern for those in power in America as George Bush could never attain such heights of likeability. Therefore, some CIA agents disguised themselves as stingrays and bumped him off. I predict that the crocodiles will retaliate however. The war on terror will take on a whole new dimension. Osama now has some new allies - or should I say ally-gators?
  • brain of c
    brain of c Posts: 5,213
    you swim with the fishes, you take your chances.
    d'oh!!!!!!

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  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    There were explosive charages covertly installed into Steve's body, and these were detonated by the Mossad. The stingray had been trained by the C.I.A. to mimic an attack on a human being as a potential cover story. ;)
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Crikey.
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Are you sure it wasn't this kind of stringray?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E06cNv55jTs
  • Jammin909
    Jammin909 Posts: 888
    Even if you are joking- it's a retarded joke.
    The less you know, the more you believe.
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Bush had him killed. It's so obvious.
  • inmytree
    inmytree Posts: 4,741
    haa haa haaaa...there's nothing better that using someones death the promote an agenda...
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    inmytree wrote:
    haa haa haaaa...there's nothing better that using someones death the promote an agenda...

    Crikey! :eek:
  • LBC1076
    LBC1076 Posts: 224
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Are you sure it wasn't this kind of stringray?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E06cNv55jTs


    That has to be the answer.


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  • ledvedderman
    ledvedderman Posts: 7,762
    Wow...that's all I have to say.
    E8toX.gif

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  • stupidcorporatewhore
    stupidcorporatewhore Posts: 761
    monkey spanker wrote:
    since 1860 only 17 people on the planet have died after a stingray attack. thats only 1 in every 8 years, amongst 6 billion people on the planet. are we so naive to believe that an expert in dealing with wild animals could be the unfortunate #17 in the last 146 years? what really happened? there has to be some conspiracy, right?

    not unless Irwin was a terrorist or we were trying to bring democracy (start a war) with australia.

    unlikley
  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    monkey spanker wrote:
    since 1860 only 17 people on the planet have died after a stingray attack. thats only 1 in every 8 years, amongst 6 billion people on the planet. are we so naive to believe that an expert in dealing with wild animals could be the unfortunate #17 in the last 146 years? what really happened? there has to be some conspiracy, right?
    He didn't die from the poison. His heart got peirced by the stinger. A huge stinger made it through his ribcage and peirced his heart.

    It was a freakish acident. Had he gotten stung anywhere else just inches away, he would have survived..
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    He didn't die from the poison. His heart got peirced by the stinger. A huge stinger made it through his ribcage and peirced his heart.

    It was a freakish acident. Had he gotten stung anywhere else just inches away, he would have survived..

    Yes. And also, people have survived different kinds of injuries to the heart, before, providing that the heart's chamber itself hasn't been pierced. Here, however, what's likely is that the serrated edges of the stinger cut into Steve Irwin's heart chamber, so death was pretty much inevitable, whether he'd pulled the stinger out of his chest, or not.
  • sourdough
    sourdough Posts: 579
    No, No, No.... He is NOT dead. Clearly it was staged by bush and he has actually been sent to Gitmo after it was discovered that he is a lot more Islamic looking with a beard.
  • El_Kabong
    El_Kabong Posts: 4,141
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Yes. And also, people have survived different kinds of injuries to the heart, before, providing that the heart's chamber itself hasn't been pierced. Here, however, what's likely is that the serrated edges of the stinger cut into Steve Irwin's heart chamber, so death was pretty much inevitable, whether he'd pulled the stinger out of his chest, or not.


    yeah, and i suppose when he said 'pull it' he REALLY meant the stinger, eh? fuckin typical...it's so obvious! remember that article a few months ago about the govt trying to use dolphins and such as weapons? steve obviously cracked the story...wake up, man, wake up
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