Rush Limbaugh raising millions for "phony soldiers"

Purple Hawk

The right is running circles around the left....this is the greatest story of them all...

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_101807/content/01125106.guest.html

flywallyfly

I like to change my peanut butter sandwiches by alternating using jellies or honey. Some days I put my chips in the sandwich, sometimes I have them as a side. Yummy !

LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun

we were at the beach
everyone had
matching towels!
Somebody went
under a dock
and there they saw a rock.
But it wasn't a rock
it was a ROCK LOBSTER!

flywallyfly

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

gue_barium

I was screwing,
never thought about brewing
then...
life is like a big fat idiotic furry pussy.

Or furious pussy.
I forget.

810wmb

where is the outcry?????????????

a private citizen was harassed by 40 senators...where's free speech in this country?

gabers

Sounds like grandstanding on both sides. What's new? Who cares?

RainDog

Once, while I was standing at the edge of a well, I shouted down my name, and my name shouted back.

ledvedderman

810wmb wrote:

where is the outcry?????????????

a private citizen was harassed by 40 senators...where's free speech in this country?

Hanging out on a beach w/ Habeus Corpus drinking mai tai's.

That Thing You Do is one of my favorite movies of all time.

Cosmo

Demonstrate how certain random movement can be plotted on a straight line.
If you know an object's special properties, that can be observed.
Now, factor in the range of variation as a function on a curve.

With watts we rate the power.
With volts we rate the pressure.
With amps we rate the quantity.
Can't you be more specific? Can't you get more specific?
Look at the butt... pussy strut

gabers

This is the greatest thread ever. Keep em coming...

Cosmo

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything... But, then again I was thinking about nothing.
And then my Mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name...
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: "COSMO! COSMO!"
And I go: "What, what's the matter?"
And she goes: "What's the matter with you!?!?"
I go: "There's nothing wrong, Mom..."
And she goes: "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!!!"
And I go: "No, Mom. I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi?"
And she goes: "NO!!! You're on drugs!!!"
I go: "Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking..."
She goes: "No, you're not thinking, you're on drugs!!! Normal people don't act that way!"
I go: "Mom, just give me a Pepsi, please... All I want is a Pepsi", and she wouldn't give it to me... All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi!!!

jlew24asu

I don't like the guy at all but I think what he did was great...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071019/people_nm/usa_politics_limbaugh_dc

Limbaugh said he was matching Casey's bid by contributing another $2.1 million to the foundation, and urged Reid and other Democrats who signed the letter to do the same.

Byrnzie

Yesterday, as I went out of the house
I saw a body lying down quiet as a mouse
Lying face down in the sewer
I got up closer and realized that I knew her
All her organs coming from her inside
Slashed up skin sliced up hide
Turned her over and saw the tire tracks on her head
That's when I realized she was dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead

Twisted body chopped off feet
Her body was minced meat
Bugs crawling on her arms
She's dead, can't do no harm
Gnarled up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent

I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I watched her as she bled
Chewed off toes on her chopped off feet
I took a picture cause I thought it was neat
But the thing I like seeing the best
Was the rodents using her hair as a nest
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead

I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw her lying in a pool of red
I think it's the greatest thing I'll ever see
Your dead mommy lying in front of me
I'll always remember her lying dead on the floor
I hope she dies twenty times more
I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead

flywallyfly

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

gue_barium

I remember the day I chose to be a clown.
I went uptown, in make-up designed like a frown.
Emmet Kelly you're not, they did say,
you should try radio instead,
get a big head,
and blow a balloon,
named Ed.

NOCODE#1

i think rush was mad someone else didnt say it

then he'd have material for his kiddie show that spoons horse shit to morons

Cosmo

You're a star-belly sneech, You suck like a leach.
You want everyone to act like you.
Kiss ass while you bitch So you can get rich.
But your boss gets richer off you .

Well, you'll work harder With a gun in your back For a bowl of rice a day.
Slave for soldiers Till you starve, Then your head is skewered on a stake.