Tyson says he may fight against woman

Byrnzie

Mike Tyson vs Donald Rumsfeld?

Eliot Rosewater

Wait, I know. He should box underwater. He can avenge the Crocodile Hunter's death. Setup a bout between Tyson and the stingray who took him out.

enharmonic

I could take that punk. He's got a glass jaw. I'd fold him up.