Funny Elephant joke...

Indian Summer
Indian Summer Posts: 2,296
edited October 2008 in A Moving Train
Sarah Palin.
"It's all happening"
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  • Dirtie_Frank
    Dirtie_Frank Posts: 1,348
    Here is a better one Obama and Biden are jackasses.
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  • Commy
    Commy Posts: 4,984
    Dirtie_Frank wrote:
    Here is a better one Obama and Biden are jackasses.
    clever.
  • QuestionAuthority
    QuestionAuthority Idaho Posts: 327
    Here is a good one..

    I will embrace your elephant if you kiss my ass!!
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  • heartdesire
    heartdesire Posts: 430
    QuestionAuthority wrote:
    Here is a good one..

    I will embrace your elephant if you kiss my ass!!

    LOL ... : >
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  • blackredyellow
    blackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    Indian Summer wrote:
    Sarah Palin.


    You're sexist.
    My whole life
    was like a picture
    of a sunny day
    “We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
    ― Abraham Lincoln
  • Commy
    Commy Posts: 4,984
    blackredyellow wrote:
    You're sexist.


    They just keep holdin' me,
    A-won't let go;
    Holdin' me;
    Won't let go!

    I need a hammer - a hammer - a hammer - a hammer
    To hammer them down!
    I need a rammer - a rammer - a rammer - a rammer
    To ram them down!

    They just keep teasin' me
    And, you know, they play like they don't know.
    Provokin me,
    But this is all I know:

    I need a rammer - a rammer - a rammer - a rammer
    To ram them down!
    I need a hammer - a hammer - a hammer - a hammer
    To hammer them down!

    Wee-ooh-ooh;
    Ooh-ooh-ooh;
    Ooh-ooh-ooh;
    Ooh-ooh-ooh.

    Oh, I need a rammer - a rammer - a rammer - a rammer
    To ram-a them-a down!
    Oh, I need a hammer - a hammer - a hammer - a hammer
    To hammer them down!

    Said, I need a rammer - a rammer - a rammer - a rammer
    To ram-a them down!
    I need a hammer - a hammer - a hammer - a hammer
    To hammer them down!

    Holdin' me (ooh-ooh-ooh);
    Won't let go (ooh-ooh-ooh).
    Holdin' me (ooh-ooh-ooh);
    Won't let go (ooh-ooh-ooh).
    I need a rammer - a rammer - a rammer - a rammer
    To ram-a them down!
    I need a hammer - a hammer - a hammer - a hammer
    To hammer them down!
    (I need a rammer)
    -I need a hammer - a hammer - a hammer - a hammer
    To hammer them down!
    I need a rammer - a rammer - a rammer - a rammer
    To ram them down!

    I need a hammer - a hammer - a hammer - a hammer
    To hammer them down!
    I need a rammer - a rammer - a rammer - a rammer
    To ram them down!

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