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David Letterman & Paris

UNH1995UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
edited October 2007 in A Moving Train
please, please, please go to YouTube and see Dave's amazing interview with Paris. She really struggles with it, and he is masterful.
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    UNH1995 wrote:
    please, please, please go to YouTube and see Dave's amazing interview with Paris. She really struggles with it, and he is masterful.
    ...
    I saw the regular broadcast... it was funny. Letterman was hilarious.
    ...
    Then, the horrible news... Paris Hilton is going to be in a movie... where SHE SINGS!!!
    ...
    That's The Sixth Sign of the Apocalypse.
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    saw clips on the news and heard on the radio--that was Hilarious. Especially when someone yelled "I love you Paris" and she said "I love you too" and Letterman asked if it was someone she met in jail!!! (probably a set up)

    It was also said she cried after the interview.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Lizard wrote:
    It was also said she cried after the interview.

    that's great! :)
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Lizard wrote:
    saw clips on the news and heard on the radio--that was Hilarious. Especially when someone yelled "I love you Paris" and she said "I love you too" and Letterman asked if it was someone she met in jail!!! (probably a set up)

    It was also said she cried after the interview.
    ...
    She was probably crying because she knows that she's part of the reason why the Anti-Christ is going to rise unto power and cast us all in the fucking lake of fire.
    Thanx alot, Paris.
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  • SoonForgotten2SoonForgotten2 Posts: 2,245
    Holy wow is that ever funny.
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  • Fighting HellfishFighting Hellfish Posts: 3,170
    we discussed this at length in AET

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=259412&highlight=emile
  • barakabaraka Posts: 1,268
    I couldn't help myself, so I just watched this on YouTube. I am not a fan of Paris and having a daughter, she is like my worst nightmare. But I have to say, I found it painful to watch.
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  • somebodyelsessky2020somebodyelsessky2020 Posts: 1,173
    it wasn't that horrible. DAMN SHE'S CUTE! she only spent like a few days in jail whats the big deal? dave never got arrested for anything in his lifetime? well he's a pussy then!
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    somebodyelse'ssky wrote:
    it wasn't that horrible. DAMN SHE'S CUTE! she only spent like a few days in jail whats the big deal? dave never got arrested for anything in his lifetime? well he's a pussy then!

    yeah, i would not think twice about hitting that. i've spent time in jail. i've probably done twice the horrible things she did. only difference is i wasn't being videotaped while doing it and i'm not rich enough for anyone to want to focus their jealousy and envy on me.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    soulsinging wrote:
    yeah, i would not think twice about hitting that. i've spent time in jail. i've probably done twice the horrible things she did. only difference is i wasn't being videotaped while doing it and i'm not rich enough for anyone to want to focus their jealousy and envy on me.

    i thought all your dui's were in bentleys....:)
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    cutback wrote:
    i thought all your dui's were in bentleys....:)

    i wish... 2 minivans and a decade old honda civic ;) i also did far worse than she did in her infamous video, but god knows SHE is the example of all that is evil in this world.
  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSunLikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    in other news, Britney the crackwhore lost her kids finally. whats left for her to fuck up now?
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    soulsinging wrote:
    yeah, i would not think twice about hitting that.
    ...
    Well.. if that's the case, i hope you like Herpes... because you'll be getting two scoops of the industrial strength/weapons grade Herps from that rancid pussy... even if you go in with a steel reinforced kevlar full body condom. I hear the shit is worse that goo that come out when you cut open 'Alien'.
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Cosmo wrote:
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    Well.. if that's the case, i hope you like Herpes... because you'll be getting two scoops of the industrial strength/weapons grade Herps from that rancid pussy... even if you go in with a steel reinforced kevlar full body condom. I hear the shit is worse that goo that come out when you cut open 'Alien'.

    fuck that. there are chicks i went to school with that were worse than her. and she's rich enough to get the best out there. i'll take my chances.
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    soulsinging wrote:
    fuck that. there are chicks i went to school with that were worse than her. and she's rich enough to get the best out there. i'll take my chances.
    ...
    Sorry bud... I think the only cure is a dick-ectomy. Too high a price for me to pay since I've grown accustomed to my penis being where I expect it to be and it would kill me if, one evening, it turned black and brittle and snapped off in my hand one day as I was taking a screaming, painfull piss... like shooting hot molten lava from my dick that looked like the last hot dog on the grill at an all day barbeque and it fell into the filthy urinal in the lobby of the Beverly Hilton.
    I'd be totally bummed, dude.
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  • not4unot4u Posts: 512
    that was great
    we don't want war, but we still want more?
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Cosmo wrote:
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    Sorry bud... I think the only cure is a dick-ectomy. Too high a price for me to pay since I've grown accustomed to my penis being where I expect it to be and it would kill me if, one evening, it turned black and brittle and snapped off in my hand one day as I was taking a screaming, painfull piss... like shooting hot molten lava from my dick that looked like the last hot dog on the grill at an all day barbeque and it fell into the filthy urinal in the lobby of the Beverly Hilton.
    I'd be totally bummed, dude.

    fair enough. im not convinced she's half as skanky as the tabloids want you to believe. she seems far more the total tease/princess type to me.
  • somebodyelsessky2020somebodyelsessky2020 Posts: 1,173
    soulsinging wrote:
    fair enough. im not convinced she's half as skanky as the tabloids want you to believe. she seems far more the total tease/princess type to me.
    i agree she's not skanky. people are just jealous of her. if she was really skanky she would've spit on letterman and walked off stage. now madonna there was a true life real skank but she was proud of it.
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    somebodyelse'ssky wrote:
    i agree she's not skanky. people are just jealous of her. if she was really skanky she would've spit on letterman and walked off stage.

    yeah, courtney love is skanky. ill agree that britney is skanky. but paris just seems like a rich princess.
  • somebodyelsessky2020somebodyelsessky2020 Posts: 1,173
    soulsinging wrote:
    yeah, courtney love is skanky. ill agree that britney is skanky. but paris just seems like a rich princess.
    yeah courtney for sure..brit is a wanna-be skank but doing a damn good job at attaining her goal.
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  • PJPOWERPJPOWER Posts: 6,499
    Wow, I thought she was still lodged up in Mr. Slave's intestine...........
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    We need Jeffrey Ross to roast Paris.

    he's the king of roast.
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