The middle name thread
Jimmydean55
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Well, clearly I cannot vote for any of these candidates. Let's look at the evidence.
Barack Hussein Obama. Well, Hussein reminds me of Saddam and sounds kind of Muslim-ish, and I don't want no goddamn towelhead in office. Ok, yeah, I know that he's not musilm and doesn't wear a towel over his head, but still. And I know that not all muslim's are terrorists, but most of them are. And all it takes is most of them.
Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton. Diane reminds me of princess Di and she's dead, so that's no good. And Rodham, if you think about it, kind of sounds like Saddam. Oh fuck, here we go again. Maybe she's muslim too...? Fuck it...not voting for her.
John Sidney McCain III. Sidney? Are you fucking kidding me?? That sounds girly. I don't want no chick in office. If he's PMS-ing, he'll press the button and kill us all. And you when McCain is on his rag he is going back to 'nam and kicking the shit out of the people who tortured him. Shit, they were probably going to leave his ass alone until they found out his middle name was Sidney.
Barack Hussein Obama. Well, Hussein reminds me of Saddam and sounds kind of Muslim-ish, and I don't want no goddamn towelhead in office. Ok, yeah, I know that he's not musilm and doesn't wear a towel over his head, but still. And I know that not all muslim's are terrorists, but most of them are. And all it takes is most of them.
Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton. Diane reminds me of princess Di and she's dead, so that's no good. And Rodham, if you think about it, kind of sounds like Saddam. Oh fuck, here we go again. Maybe she's muslim too...? Fuck it...not voting for her.
John Sidney McCain III. Sidney? Are you fucking kidding me?? That sounds girly. I don't want no chick in office. If he's PMS-ing, he'll press the button and kill us all. And you when McCain is on his rag he is going back to 'nam and kicking the shit out of the people who tortured him. Shit, they were probably going to leave his ass alone until they found out his middle name was Sidney.
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Interesting that one of your methods od deciding your vote comes down to a middle name. Your thoughts on Obama's are exactly those of some Americans so what what would be an appropriate middle name.
Maybe you could try mine one of them is Saint.
Peace
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If I really felt like that on Obama, I think I would have somebody shoot me for being so dumb.
Understood, he still won't get my vote same goes for the others too.
Peace
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)