State of the Union tonight

ledvedderman

This should be the shortest State of the Union in history, and I was lucky enough to be asked to write the speech for tonight. Because I love you all, I'll give you full access to what to expect tonight.

"We're fucked. Thank you, and God bless America and no where else"

What do you think? I felt like I should mention the war in Iraq or Iran, but I thought those both fit under the "we're fucked".

jlew24asu

thats so cute.

why are we fucked? because the Iraq war is a mess? ok what else ya got?


tonights speech is only about his domestic agenda, from what I have read.

mammasan

jlew24asu wrote:

thats so cute.

why are we fucked? because the Iraq war is a mess? ok what else ya got?


tonights speech is only about his domestic agenda, from what I have read.

That's what I heard. He pretty much covered his foreign agenda a few weeks ago when he announced the new plan for Iraq.

As much as I dislike this man as our president I'll still give him a listen. Who knows he might actually suprise me.

blackredyellow

I think I'll watch the NHL young stars and skills competition instead.

farfromglorified

I can't wait to hear George Bush announce his invention of a time machine. Unfortunately, the time machine only goes to 1968.

ledvedderman

farfromglorified wrote:

I can't wait to hear George Bush announce his invention of a time machine. Unfortunately, the time machine only goes to 1968.

That's good. Something got screwed up in his time machine though, the war is supposed to be in Vietnam, not Iraq-and certainly not supposed to be looking towards Iran.