Sarah Palin v.2.0...

Cosmo

Anyone else feel that Sarah Palin ain't going back to bumfucking Alaska after this? I mean, sure... she'll serve out her term sentence... er... term in office up there... sort of.
But, my guess... she'll become a regular on your cable T.V. for a while... and probably a permanant fixture on FOX. Sarah will join the likes of Ann Coulter, Nancy Grace, Laura Schlesinger and the likes.
I don't know this for sure... but, I have a feeling she's more Neiman-Marcus than Wal-Mart... contrary to what all those morons that bought into that 'Real America: Small Town' crap, believed. I'm thinking she's upgrading from Wasillia to New York/Los Angeles.

jimed14

I just want to get one more viewing out of this ... as, it ws the funniest video to come out of the campaign, in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6XvedQbaQo

BetterThanYou

Cosmo wrote:

Anyone else feel that Sarah Palin ain't going back to bumfucking Alaska after this? I mean, sure... she'll serve out her term sentence... er... term in office up there... sort of.
But, my guess... she'll become a regular on your cable T.V. for a while... and probably a permanant fixture on FOX. Sarah will join the likes of Ann Coulter, Nancy Grace, Laura Schlesinger and the likes.
I don't know this for sure... but, I have a feeling she's more Neiman-Marcus than Wal-Mart... contrary to what all those morons that bought into that 'Real America: Small Town' crap, believed. I'm thinking she's upgrading from Wasillia to New York/Los Angeles.

i heard something on the radio a few days ago from one of the local news guys, tell me if you think this is a possibility: the senator from alaska that was found guilty will win his senate seat back regardless, then he'll be kicked out of the senate by the senate. his replacement will have to be named by the governor of alaska. sarah palin will then appoint herself the senator in his place.

**edit**
i think that's how he put it.

norm

i believe the gop selected her for vp because they were pretty sure mccain was gonna lose so they brought her out because she's gwb in a skirt....if obama doesn't satisfy the republicans that voted for him in 4 years, she could swoope in and take 2012.....


and i hope i'm completely wrong

jimed14

BetterThanYou wrote:

i heard something on the radio a few days ago from one of the local news guys, tell me if you think this is a possibility: the senator from alaska that was found guilty will win his senate seat back regardless, then he'll be kicked out of the senate by the senate. his replacement will have to be named by the governor of alaska. sarah palin will then appoint herself the senator in his place.

**edit**
i think that's how he put it.

no she cannot appoint herself, there would be a 2nd election. but, she can step down from her governor's role and run in that election.

BetterThanYou

jimed14 wrote:

no she cannot appoint herself, there would be a 2nd election. but, she can step down from her governor's role and run in that election.

ok. wasn't too sure if she was able to appoint herself.

Cosmo

Sarah: "Fuck politics... I want to be on T.V!!!"
She loves that shit. Politics fucking SUCKS compared to Celebrity. Politics is 'State Of The Union', 'Senate Proceedings'... BORING. Celebrity is Red Carpet Openings, Grammys, Academy Awards... designer gowns... diamonds.
I can completely picture her on television... with that whole, 'folksy' bullshit... maybe a talk show... because she obviously doesn't know shit about government and politcs. Get in with a political slant... but, eventually parlay it into a White Oprah or some shit... hmmmm... White Oprah.
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Actually... i need to get a hold of her publicist and pitch this deal.

Piper At The Gates

The Starfucker becomes the Star. Did you hear her squealing like a little schoolgirl when she thought she was talking to Sarkozy. That was classic.

Cosmo

Piper At The Gates wrote:

The Starfucker becomes the Star. Did you hear her squealing like a little schoolgirl when she thought she was talking to Sarkozy. That was classic.

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Seriously... think about it. Would you want to go back to some fucking podunk town... wearing Wal-Mart fashions... presiding over 32 no-name politicians in the Alaskan State Legislature after you've been dining on Filet Mignon at the 'Tavern on the Green' in a fucking $5,000.00 Armani suit after speaking to millions of people on National Television? Fuck no.
I don't blame her.

Uncle Leo

Cosmo wrote:

Anyone else feel that Sarah Palin ain't going back to bumfucking Alaska after this? I mean, sure... she'll serve out her term sentence... er... term in office up there... sort of.
But, my guess... she'll become a regular on your cable T.V. for a while... and probably a permanant fixture on FOX. Sarah will join the likes of Ann Coulter, Nancy Grace, Laura Schlesinger and the likes.
I don't know this for sure... but, I have a feeling she's more Neiman-Marcus than Wal-Mart... contrary to what all those morons that bought into that 'Real America: Small Town' crap, believed. I'm thinking she's upgrading from Wasillia to New York/Los Angeles.

That never occured to me. I think of her as the most likely winner of the 2012 election (only 1,461 days to go!). So I hope you're right. Put her on some TV show I don't watch and keep her out of the white house.

Cosmo

Uncle Leo wrote:

That never occured to me. I think of her as the most likely winner of the 2012 election (only 1,461 days to go!). So I hope you're right. Put her on some TV show I don't watch and keep her out of the white house.

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She's the female Dan Quayle. Her best bet is sitting behind a desk in front of a television camera, pulling down a 6 figure salary with her folksy, 'You Betcha', while interviewing the next Republican candidates for President.