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PLEASE!!! Keep the Ban On Cell Phones...

CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
edited April 2008 in A Moving Train
PLEASE!!! Do NOT lift the use of Cell Phones on airlines. Lifting the ban would lead to CERTAIN DEATH!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080407/ap_on_bi_ge/eu_mobiles_on_planes

Imagine... you are on a long flight cross country and are sitting next to the fucking tool that is jabbering non-stop on his fucking cell phone. You will KILL him and then have to face all of that FBI/Homeland Security crap.
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,298
    I agree.

    People yackin' on their phones about stupid shit in line at Starbucks is annoying. I have to deal with them for about 3 minutes. If I had to deal with that same jackass next to me for 3 hours...oh man!
  • Kel VarnsenKel Varnsen Posts: 1,952
    I always thought the line about how cell phones "may interfere with the planes electronic systems" was a load of crap. I thought the real reason you couldn't talk on a phone on the plane was because with the altitude and speed of the plane, your signal would be bouncing off of so many cell phone towers, that it would be a bitch for your carrier to keep track of you.

    I do agree though that if I had to sit next to some jackass and had to listen to them yammer on about mindless crap at the top of their lungs (since for some reason people have to talk loud on a cell phone) I might go crazy. Then I might cause an in flight security incident.
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Cosmo wrote:
    PLEASE!!! Do NOT lift the use of Cell Phones on airlines. Lifting the ban would lead to CERTAIN DEATH!!!

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080407/ap_on_bi_ge/eu_mobiles_on_planes

    Imagine... you are on a long flight cross country and are sitting next to the fucking tool that is jabbering non-stop on his fucking cell phone. You will KILL him and then have to face all of that FBI/Homeland Security crap.
    Amen, Brother....now if we could do something about small children on airplanes. :D
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  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    I'd like to see a convincing study released where it shows you're 10 times more likely to get brain tumors, anomalies/disturbances, etc... from talking while on a airplane just to see how many people break down and do it anyways...
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  • PaperPlatesPaperPlates Posts: 1,745
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I'd like to see a convincing study released where it shows you're 10 times more likely to get brain tumors, anomalies/disturbances, etc... from talking while on a airplane just to see how many people break down and do it anyways...



    Im sure you could find a YOUTUBE video that would totally prove that.
    Its what you do.


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  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    PaperPlates wrote:
    Im sure you could find a YOUTUBE video that would totally prove that.
    Its what you do.


    ;)

    it would be easy if it were true because then it would exist ;)

    cause effect...no rocket science senor...
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    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • PaperPlatesPaperPlates Posts: 1,745
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    it would be easy if it were true because then it would exist ;)

    cause effect...no rocket science senor...

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  • Pacomc79Pacomc79 Posts: 9,404
    Hey Roger... yeah I'M on an Airplane... yeah what... no I M ON AN AIRPLANE... yeah the reception sucks I'm just going to have to yell. What... WHAT? No get the 1% I was drinking two percent but Im... I said I was drinking 2% but I'm getting so fat... yeah I don't even fit in these sea.... I SAID I DON'T even fit in these.... oh wait a second, yes I'll take a strawberry MOJITO.... hang on ROGER I'm sorry.. Oh you don't take cash.... Oh crap I left my credit card in my suit case I'm going to put you on speaker roger......

    *Thwack* *Thud* *punch* *punch* Hello... dave? Dave.... Dave can't come to the phone, he's dead.. leave the milk at the store.

    agreed. Electronic devices aren't that big a deal unless everyone has them on and is using them at once... but damn... damn that would be annoying... it's almost worst than airplane smoking.

    now we have to cut off our hands to fly because our hands are deadly weapons... slippery slope.
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