Wis. Man Upset Over Beer Shoots Goats
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Wis. Man Upset Over Beer Shoots Goats
The Associated Press
WAUPACA, Wis. | A man who was upset with his wife for not buying beer took vengeance by shooting one of the family's two pet goats, prosecutors say.
Peter W. Mischler, 48, was charged this week in Circuit Court with mistreatment of animals, possession of a firearm while intoxicated and disorderly conduct with a dangerous weapon.
The complaint said Mischler came home Saturday from hunting and became angry with his 22-year-old daughter for letting the goats out and making a mess. While she was talking on the phone to her mother, authorities said, he told her to tell his wife to bring home some beer, but his wife refused.
He then threatened to shoot the goats, according to the complaint.
After his wife arrived home, she and the daughter heard four gunshots and went outside and found one of the two goats with its entrails hanging out, authorities said. They said that goat had to be killed later by a sheriff's deputy.
Mischler posted a $1,000 cash bond set by Circuit Judge Raymond Huber and was released.
A hearing was scheduled for Dec. 4.
Oh my, where to start...
I wonder, did he want goat for Thanksgiving instead of turkey...?
Was this really a lovers quarrel...?
Hey, isn't 69charger from Wisconsin and where has he been...?
Wis. Man Upset Over Beer Shoots Goats
The Associated Press
WAUPACA, Wis. | A man who was upset with his wife for not buying beer took vengeance by shooting one of the family's two pet goats, prosecutors say.
Peter W. Mischler, 48, was charged this week in Circuit Court with mistreatment of animals, possession of a firearm while intoxicated and disorderly conduct with a dangerous weapon.
The complaint said Mischler came home Saturday from hunting and became angry with his 22-year-old daughter for letting the goats out and making a mess. While she was talking on the phone to her mother, authorities said, he told her to tell his wife to bring home some beer, but his wife refused.
He then threatened to shoot the goats, according to the complaint.
After his wife arrived home, she and the daughter heard four gunshots and went outside and found one of the two goats with its entrails hanging out, authorities said. They said that goat had to be killed later by a sheriff's deputy.
Mischler posted a $1,000 cash bond set by Circuit Judge Raymond Huber and was released.
A hearing was scheduled for Dec. 4.
Oh my, where to start...
I wonder, did he want goat for Thanksgiving instead of turkey...?
Was this really a lovers quarrel...?
Hey, isn't 69charger from Wisconsin and where has he been...?
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I like that he had:
1) Just gotten home from hunting
2) Apparently gotten drunk while hunting
3) Demanded MORE beer once he got home
Oh middle america...
"Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you." -Deep Toughts, Jack Handy
pet goats???
PET GOATS??????
if i had a PET GOAT....at any point in my life....
i hope someone would just shoot me.......
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
was like a picture
of a sunny day
“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
― Abraham Lincoln
he should be skinned alive!
because after all you never know, that goat could've been planning on attacking the drunk or stealing something from his neighbor's house :rolleyes:
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This was probably the last straw. The wife had probably failed to get him beer multiple times and he just couldn't take it anymore. I'm surprised he didn't shoot two more goats. two for the neighbor who's wife failed to get him beer too.
What a jerk.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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If I only had a nickle for every woman's goat I shot when she got out of line like that...
and you'd be a millionaire by now for every goat that you didn't shoot but boinked instead, right? it's okay we all know that you always boink the goat with one hand on your gun
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