The Arabs and the Jews finally have hashed it out..........
even flow?
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The Israelis and Arabs finally realized that, if
they continued fighting, they would someday end up
destroying the world. So they sat down and decided
to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight.
The negotiators agreed that each country would
take five years to develop the best fighting dog
they could. The dog that won the fight would earn
its country the right to rule the world. The losing
side would have to lay down its arms.
The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans
and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them
together and then crossed their offspring with the
meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the
biggest, strongest puppy from each litter, killed
all the other puppies and fed the lone dog all of
the milk. They used steroids and trainers in their
quest for the perfect killing Machine. After the
five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron
prison bars on its cage. Only the trainers could
handle this beast.
When the day of the big fight arrived, the
Israelis showed up with a strange animal. It was a
nine-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for
the Israelis. No one else thought this weird animal
stood a chance against the growling beast in the
Arab camp. The bookies predicted the Arabs would win
in less than a minute.
The cages were opened. The Dachshund waddled
toward the centre of the ring. The Arab dog leapt
from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As
he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the
Dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Arab
beast in one bite. There was nothing left but a
small bit of fur from the killer dog's tail.
The Arabs approached the Israelis, shaking their
heads in disbelief. "We do not understand. Our top
scientists and breeders worked for five years with
the meanest, biggest Dobermans and Rottweilers. They
developed a killing machine."
"Really?" the Israelis replied. "We had our top
plastic surgeons working for five years to make an
alligator look like a Dachshund!"
they continued fighting, they would someday end up
destroying the world. So they sat down and decided
to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight.
The negotiators agreed that each country would
take five years to develop the best fighting dog
they could. The dog that won the fight would earn
its country the right to rule the world. The losing
side would have to lay down its arms.
The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans
and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them
together and then crossed their offspring with the
meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the
biggest, strongest puppy from each litter, killed
all the other puppies and fed the lone dog all of
the milk. They used steroids and trainers in their
quest for the perfect killing Machine. After the
five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron
prison bars on its cage. Only the trainers could
handle this beast.
When the day of the big fight arrived, the
Israelis showed up with a strange animal. It was a
nine-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for
the Israelis. No one else thought this weird animal
stood a chance against the growling beast in the
Arab camp. The bookies predicted the Arabs would win
in less than a minute.
The cages were opened. The Dachshund waddled
toward the centre of the ring. The Arab dog leapt
from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As
he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the
Dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Arab
beast in one bite. There was nothing left but a
small bit of fur from the killer dog's tail.
The Arabs approached the Israelis, shaking their
heads in disbelief. "We do not understand. Our top
scientists and breeders worked for five years with
the meanest, biggest Dobermans and Rottweilers. They
developed a killing machine."
"Really?" the Israelis replied. "We had our top
plastic surgeons working for five years to make an
alligator look like a Dachshund!"
You've changed your place in this world!
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Hahaha ...