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You think you're tough?

PJ_LukinPJ_Lukin Posts: 2,055
edited August 2008 in A Moving Train
Angel Pantoja Medina, baddest dead man in the world.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/weird-news/story/647658.html
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  • DocChicagoDocChicago Posts: 653
    When I was 24 I hadn't made any plans for my wake. But then I don't really live the Thug Life.
    It is time to admit that we used to rock like hurricanes. It is time to run for the hills and go round and round. It is time for us to shout at the devil. We've got the right to choose it, there ain't no way we'll lose it, and we're not gonna take it anymore.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Awesome. I've told my two brothers to do what they have to do to get their hands on my skull after I die as I want it to be placed on one of their mantles. They think I'm joking.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    why is he tough for standing up dead?

    if he was really tough then he would have had his eyeballs removed and replaced with pythons.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dunkman wrote:
    why is he tough for standing up dead?

    if he was really tough then he would have had his eyeballs removed and replaced with pythons.

    When I'm dead I hope somebody throws my corpse in a cage with a rabid grizzly. That'll show the world how tough I am.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    eyedclaar wrote:
    When I'm dead I hope somebody throws my corpse in a cage with a rabid grizzly. That'll show the world how tough I am.


    make your mind up... is it skull on brothers mantle or ripped apart by a bear?

    or is the skull being passed to the brother after the grizzly episode.


    anyway i'm so tough i can eat lemons without doing that screwing up of the face thing.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dunkman wrote:
    make your mind up... is it skull on brothers mantle or ripped apart by a bear?

    or is the skull being passed to the brother after the grizzly episode.


    anyway i'm so tough i can eat lemons without doing that screwing up of the face thing.

    Yes, I should have been more clear. I'm assuming one of my brothers will risk their own life to retrieve my decapitated head from the grizz.
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Is he really standing... or is he propped up in the corner? I mean... think about it. Remember how hard it was to get your stupid G.I. Joe to stand up on his own? He kept falling over and if you ever did get him to stand... the slightest vibration would knock him over.
    ...
    Or maybe has one of those stand stuck to his feet... like the little plastic Armymen you get at the toy store.
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  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSunLikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    the guy kissing him is tougher. I'm not kissing a dead dude no way, even if he is my brother.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    NASTY! How is he standing? What, do they have a support pole up his ass?
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  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    acoustic guy wrote:
    NASTY! How is he standing? What, do they have a support pole up his ass?

    The article says they used some special embalming process. Dead people have a very hard feeling. I've lain my hands on my dead father's chest, and my mother's hands were very hard. It doesn't feel human any more honestly.

    That guy in the picture actually doesn't look too bad.

    edit - I kissed them both. You do if its your relatives. You'll see.
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  • CorporateWhoreCorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
    JaneNY wrote:
    The article says they used some special embalming process. Dead people have a very hard feeling. I've lain my hands on my dead father's chest, and my mother's hands were very hard. It doesn't feel human any more honestly.

    That guy in the picture actually doesn't look too bad.

    edit - I kissed them both. You do if its your relatives. You'll see.

    Indeed, that's the last time you will ever see "them." Naturally, I never believed my grandfather was actually there anymore at the funeral, but it was good to see his face one last time.

    The hardness is called rigamortis or something like that right?

    That story is a tad bizarre.
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  • Piper At The GatesPiper At The Gates Posts: 460
    Rigor Mortis, but that kind of sets in a couple hours after death and goes away 12-20 hours later. They must have embalmed him with quick-dry cement.
  • Sludge FactorySludge Factory Posts: 976
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    Indeed, that's the last time you will ever see "them." Naturally, I never believed my grandfather was actually there anymore at the funeral, but it was good to see his face one last time.

    The hardness is called rigamortis or something like that right?

    That story is a tad bizarre.

    I get the rigor mortis in my pants quite a bit but I'm not dead. What gives?
  • he still standshe still stands Posts: 2,835
    What really creeps me out is that he is still promoting brand names and sports teams as a corpse... Makes life seem so plastic and pestilent.
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  • PJ_LukinPJ_Lukin Posts: 2,055
    he still stands wrote:
    What really creeps me out is that he is still promoting brand names and sports teams as a corpse... Makes life seem so plastic and pestilent.
    Uh... have you noticed the connection/irony between your screen name and this thread yet?
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  • CorporateWhoreCorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
    PJ_Lukin wrote:
    Uh... have you noticed the irony in your screen name and this thread yet?

    LOL :D
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    Maybe it is me but I'm thinking society won't miss him much.
  • he still standshe still stands Posts: 2,835
    PJ_Lukin wrote:
    Uh... have you noticed the connection/irony between your screen name and this thread yet?

    LOL
    Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.
  • mookie blaylock 10mookie blaylock 10 Posts: 4,042
    he still stands wrote:
    What really creeps me out is that he is still promoting brand names and sports teams as a corpse... Makes life seem so plastic and pestilent.

    seem? life is plastic and pestilent. :D

    then again, maybe someone just thought he was a hat rack.
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    I'm tougher than Nigerian Hair.
    NERDS!
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