you have a problem with that shirt and i want you to get it off your chest

walden freeman

the stage is ready and the actors are cast to play our broken bones. stagger, stumble onto the set drunk and holding what you thought was a script but was actually your electric bill you never paid so the lighting wound up being shut off. recite whatever lines you can remember and ad-lib the rest and no one will notice but me but everyone will care, i promise. it's too dark so we'll take this whole show outside and for once the sun will look good in the setting.