circumventing circumstance

walden freeman

eternally glad is as sad as i've been
i'm thinking of driving my car right into a mattress store

my veins bulge out like eyes in saturday morning cartoons
i used to love friday afternoons
i used to love me before i met you

but it's not so bad here as sad as i am
i'm thinking of burning my beach house down in a flood

justam

A few of those lines sound like the person needs to take up Bungee jumping.