Safe World.

Purple Puppy

The children have been sent up to the moon so we won't abuse them anymore. The Matrix has become real for them. Our machines will take care of them. All they have is each other, our machines and androids. They are being monitored by A.I. and government groups on earth. They are separated by age in many different dome bases. The shortest term program is for 12 year olds, right on the brink of puberty. When they reach puberty they are sent back. All around the world babysnatchers are coming to take your babies to the moon.

Purple Puppy

You can now mail your baby breast milk. It will be on the space shuttle with them and will be with them during the first few months of their stay on the moon. I'm sorry but you can't go with them. But don't worry in just 12 safe years they will be back to you. Atleast until the governments formulate their grades 6-12 cycles. A college program on mars is being theorized. All babies are given the highest education, and wet napping.

Purple Puppy

In July you can start sending your babies puppies, of all different colors. The babies will get to play with the puppies for 5 hours everyday. And they won't get to pick them up by their ears. In the puppy domicile, hypoallergenic puppies will be cleaned, trained, fed, and prepared for your children to play, wagging their tails, in that order. All moon organisms are going to be vegetarian, starting in April. Upon return to the baby habitat, babies will be washed before sojourning with the other babies. All puppies will be scanned before post.

chadwick

I like your imagination.
Well done, as in nicely done,
not the well done like the cooking of meat, no, not that kind.

Purple Puppy

Moon zoos are in the making and will be completed in May. They will encompass all manners of animals and will be part of school. A standard zoo, no touching. Aviaries, aquariums, and working bee hives which will produce honey. They will adapt to vegetarian measures. Age-sected groups will get to peer at each other through the glass, as domes are right next to each other. An interactive butterfly garden highlights the field.

Purple Puppy

I see so many visions. Clinical trials suggest separating babies by astrological sign will cause peace in the population. We will carbon date your babies to find the proper birthdate. No more euthanasia. This program will cause longer life in humans, and puppies. No child will be deprived of tickling and kissing, by machines, androids and puppies. Sunday is ice cream day. And birthday will mean lactovegetarian birthday cake for your baby and all babies within 14 foot radius.

Brainofdz

I find your screen name irritating.

That is all.

Purple Puppy

Scary movies are being approved, but only with euphemized sub-titles. G and PG. There are great ponds for boating, kayaking, and a wave pool with sand, starfish and hermit crabs. Hair will be grown long unless bitten off. No tattoos or they will be removed. Temporary tattoos are okay for transport. Mosquitos and stinging or biting animals are limited to viewing at the zoo, except puppies. Birthday will also mean more puppy play time. Tooth brushing will be automated to prevent need for common dentistry. No alcohol-based cold medicine or cheesecake.

Purple Puppy

Brainofdz wrote:

I find your screen name irritating.

That is all.

No applesauce for you.

Purple Puppy

Children will be told that crossing their eyes will result in staying that way, not to stick their tongues on frozen poles, and that the easter bunny is coming. Lost teeth will be reimbursed by puppy play tokens and all children will get to bathe with fresh water fish. Will be soothed after bad dreams and will be latched for field trips outside the dome.

Brainofdz

Purple Puppy wrote:

No applesauce for you.

but i want some!

*stomps feet*

Purple Puppy

All Canadians kids will be taught to say eh. All kids will learn to recite the alphabet forwards, backwards and in triple time. As well as harangue geese, solo on guitar and do back flips off the ceiling. We can float everything. Field strip slurpee machines, foil robberies, and wave their arms in the air. Beat box, stay ready, start fires with sticks, and not smoke cancer sticks. Blow double bubbles, sift through rubble, and walk on cobble-stones in heels. If they make really good sand castles they can live in them. They will learn how to write a Harry Potter book, grow a third eye, have a new lease on life, train falcons, hit the snooze, throw baseballs, and mock apple pie. Be cool, type with your toes, go where noone knows, ollie on your board, make fun pasta shapes, splat wherever you traipse.

Grasshopper

keep on rockin pup' just wanted to keep this bumpin...nice job

Purple Puppy

A child has been abducted by aliens. It happened near moon base I-14356, yesterday. His name is Avery Raphael, son of millionaire financier Manuel Raphael and Emmy-award winning actress Rosalda Ramirez, so we think they may be holding him for ransom. They were out on a field trip with Robust-1 Robot, one of the first engineered robots for this making. There was a rumble in the ground and a huge whole opened, about 8 feet, and a green arm reached out and grabbed the 8 year-old boy by his foot, then incapacitated the robot with an electric blast from a small ion pistol. Excavation has begun on that spot but it appears alien technology was involved, creating a drill and raised tube erupting and delivering the alien. The child's helmet cam has been transmitting streaming images but the video has not been released to the public. And his suit's A.I. has detected oxygen in his surroundings, which astounds experts. He has taken off the helmet and replaced it. The suit also regulates body mechanisms and has properties relaxing nerves. It records impulses and brain-waves and has said that the boy is not in any conceivable danger, though the lunar positioning chip has been disabled. The robot was able to send a distress signal to the base before it was disabled, and a squad of emergency robots was sent to secure the group. The robot has recovered. But we have not recovered the boy. In other babysnatching news, paramilitary teams have been sequestered to find those of you who have gone under ground with your infants. We will find and protect your babies.

Purple Puppy

We have received many complaints sparked by the alien abduction. You brought this on yourselves for abusing your babies; don't blame us. The footage received by the helmet cam has illuminated what appears to be the captors sampling Avery's DNA and testing him out for possible cross-breeding with moon-life and cloning. It appears they think he is a semi-good candidate. He is taking it well, and is being well fed. The dialectic coach in his A.I. has translated the alien speak and the boy is learning the new language. They are considering genetically modifying him and speeding up his hormonal aging process, because they are running out of oxygen for him, and they are eagerly wanting to mate him with one or many of their females. He is being held in a high-tech cage with many toys and video games. He does have a hottub and a cybernetic puppy recently developed by the aliens. He is starting to appreciate alien music. Many pictures are being taken of him, and he is being interviewed by their press, as a hero, since the aliens have been cloning for their race to survive and are in need of fresh DNA. They were recently awoken out of a homeo stasis by the work on the moon. They do know another more aggressive race from mars but there are no plans to sell him as a slave. The moon aliens would like to move to earth.

Purple Puppy

A chinese shuttle came too close to the moon, so the kids screamed, "You are flying to close to the moon. Get out of here, adults, or we'll blow you up!" We think it was sparked by the Avery abduction, which is on all lunar news. The girl scouts wrote the lines. It was good to hear from them, they're usually so quiet.
Avery's abductor's have intercepted the transmissions and are trying to compromise a way to keep Avery without an all out lunar War of the Worlds. They are offering space suits for the puppies and other technology, such as their homeo stasis cold storage, maps of uncharted worlds, many ancient secrets, and better cloning. But we will not trade Avery for cool technology. The aliens, or natives, are in control of the moon. Though the children attribute that designation to themselves. Both groups did come here from another planet, actually. The aliens came from a planet which imploded right after they left. When they went into homeo stasis the moon was turning uninhabitable due to war from other species. The lunarians were not masters of space travel, and their resources were running out. They devised a giant homing beacon, ingeniously a machine which sends out algorythmic frequencies designed to speed up evolution of consciousness, which explains the heightened I.Q.'s of the kids lately. They had given up, though with that device the other occupants of the moon went back to their own planets, namely Mars. The Martians later accidently made a tachyon monitor which explained their peacekeeping for the prior few thousand years and built a shield which protected them from the frequencies. They went back to their warring ways and cost themselves so much that had to go into homeostasis for the past few more thousands of years, until the Mars rover landed and woke them up. The evolution beacon, as we call it, also explains our accelerated evolution on earth. Intellects have side-stepped problems which would have impeded us for years. The lunarians, or green people, are thankful for our presence and considered the sight of moonwalkers outside the base a homage to them, and their only grabbing one as a symbol of their passivity, as desperate as they are. They are a little muddle minded. They are very persistent, which has us in a bind. The respect we must give them contradicts our requirement to get the boy back. The green people have mixed their DNA with all that of all the animals which used to live on the moon. The boy is watching movies of the golden age of their culture. The animals were emissaries from other planets, sent in pods many years ago, many of which they brought from their home world. Still, with all that, they are strained from all the cloning. We are not sure we want to mix out DNA with them, but they are an interesting species, and Avery is getting interested.

Purple Puppy

After doing research, we have found that Avery was adopted. Avery was born Avery Michael McDonald. This explains why he doesn't look like his parents. His biological parents, Rita Hazel and Romulus McDonald, put him up for adoption when he was 6 months old, as they couldn't take care of him. They were poor.
A puppy, which has been identified as Avery's puppy, has been stolen from the puppy domicile, and, which is more upsetting, we can't figure out how it happened, which leads us to believe there is a mole, an android baby, or that the aliens have heightened technology. The puppy was sent by Avery's birth mother, and is a Black Labrador, named Black, after Pearl Jam''s Black, Avery's favorite song. He likes to sit out and look at the stars. They both do, actually. There is no comment from Avery wether the puppy is at his location.
In other Pearl Jam and political news, a dove recently picked a ballot, flew off with it, voted for Eddie Vedder, who is running with Ralph Nader, and deposited it in the ballot box, in New York City.

Purple Puppy

Pearl Jam has written a song called Avery, in honor of Avery Raphael, who was abducted by aliens, on limited release from playboy.com and Starbucks.
Avery.
Please send me back to my Mom and Dad.
I promise I never meant to bad.
Which one of you is it anyway?
I'm so confused, I'm here to stay.
How could you, you're scrooged, me betray?
The porridge doesn't taste good without you, Daddy.
And I miss you telling me what the stars are, Mommy.
Please please please play for me.
I'm too sad to do it now.
Pry into my heart, whisper scream and shout.
I'm not without the feeling of falling a cliff.
But I know you'll hold me an uplift.
Because you really love me, don't you?
I didn't mean to touch you, I reproach my arms.
Know I'm someone who could do know harm.
I wish I could trade mine for your bad karma.
I hope you find your farm, Old McDonald.

Purple Puppy

An adult moon alien has stepped forward, arriving at the gates of Avery's dome, sacrificing himself as a trade for Avery. He was dressed very regally, and has said to be the leader of one of the political parties of green people. He is being interrogated, and has learned earth languages, but prefers to speak in his own tongue so we can learn it, as he says we are going to need it. The moon leader, Fred, as we are calling him, wants to cooperate in any way he can, but retains that Avery is vital to his people's survival. Avery has undergone genetic treatments allowing him to breathe terrestrial gases, as well as water. This has discolored the boy, turning him a pale lime. This infuriates many people, though the children won't let anyone harm the alien, who has brought medicine to cure a child with cancer, and is working on another's Down Syndrome. Avery has befriended a moon girl, and Fred hopes the relationship will flourish into mating and reproduction, insuring the survival of his race. Her name is Sara, has apple green skin, dark hair, is just under Avery's height and wants to be a biologist when she grows up. Any other questions can be directed at her through NASA.

Purple Puppy

Avery has withheld from the hormonal age progression treatments. He says he wants to wait until he's 9. So we have 6 months to get him back.
Many of the children want to take the genetic treatments to breathe cosmic gases that Avery has. So, President Vedder put it to a vote. For the first time, earth minors were asked to participate in a national vote. It is a sign of tremendous progress. Even some kids who were in hiding have turned up knowing they will be subject to deportation. Pres. Vedder also announced in a press conference today that he will be a passenger on the next shuttle to the moon, that he will stow himself in the cargo bay if he has to. He is going to find a means to end this terrible qualm, to visit his children, and more importantly, bring them back with him. He says that's the reason he was elected president, to reclaim his children. He says this set up of extraditing preabused babies to the moon gratifies Hitler. He says the moon is now a symbol of fascism. The automated baby shuttles, with their smiley faces at the nose, custom rainbow paint-jobs, and disco balls, are leaving full every day, so the president is going to have to boot one of the babes off the flight, much to some parents' pleasure. The president knows the risks in going to the child moon. But, he says, "I'm bringing candy; What could happen?" We hope they treat you well, Ed.

Purple Puppy

All around the moon children are saying, "I want to be green!" And it's been voted in. The robots have been programmed to give skin painting seminars, and many of the children have been quelled that way. But the children are learning persistence. It is actually very exciting to earth people. People feel that if the children can make friends with the aliens, maybe they will take control of their destinies, and come back to us, if they want to. However, the governments are agitated by the aliens, and are pressuring President Vedder to use force on the alien, even threats, to get him to reveal Avery's location. The suddenly incommunicable Vedder after his recent election has shut off all communication, and has no comment about his plans for Fred. We have also notified the president about what we are about to tell you, that our updated sensors have detected a device which acts as a counteragent to the evolution beacon. And its signals are getting stronger. We have pinpointed the source of the frequencies, on Mars, and are determining a joint course of action among the governments.