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Snake
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This is just a creative writing experiment I did while bored at work 
It is Wednesday; Wednesday the twenty-second to be exact. I am hungry... I am thinking of going down the street to get something to eat... I dont know if my boss would let me seein as Im on the clock. Yes I am on the clock. Its a grandfather clock; it has a dark stain of something, could be a cherryish color... It doesnt work anymore. Why doesnt it work? Why indeed... The floor under it is no longer level, so it sits there. Just sitting. I bump the clock, it makes a relatively weak chime, like a clock who hasnt eaten in a long time. Like a clock who on a last whim cries out, albiet a wimpy cry, to the world to hear its pain; its final words. It does this almost everytime I bump it, so it is by no means its final words but its mildly entertaining, and on occasion somewhat annoying.
Yes, it is an entertaining clock, it is an annoying clock. It is a Grandfather Clock.
It is Wednesday; Wednesday the twenty-second to be exact. I am hungry... I am thinking of going down the street to get something to eat... I dont know if my boss would let me seein as Im on the clock. Yes I am on the clock. Its a grandfather clock; it has a dark stain of something, could be a cherryish color... It doesnt work anymore. Why doesnt it work? Why indeed... The floor under it is no longer level, so it sits there. Just sitting. I bump the clock, it makes a relatively weak chime, like a clock who hasnt eaten in a long time. Like a clock who on a last whim cries out, albiet a wimpy cry, to the world to hear its pain; its final words. It does this almost everytime I bump it, so it is by no means its final words but its mildly entertaining, and on occasion somewhat annoying.
Yes, it is an entertaining clock, it is an annoying clock. It is a Grandfather Clock.
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