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fuck your chrome toaster

puddle in a muddlepuddle in a muddle Posts: 33
edited September 2006 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
lifes to short,... so fuck that chrome toaster
the one you had your eye on
cause I learned two things last week:

1. we are here for a good time not a long one
2. I wanna be Eddie Vedder

we all have our faults,... it ain't nothing to be ashemed of
your son will see what an unperfect world we live in,
sure you ain't perfect,... I'm sure you don't want to be
you seem to be a good natured person, a kind hearted and true.

so fuck that chrome toaster
that flat screen TV
and the latest in a long line
of house hold appliances

who cares if you fuck up,... or make the wrong choices,
correct me if i am wrong but i bet you make them for the right reasons.

don't fuckin live to any-one elses set of values,...
I got the no code symbol tattooed on my left wrist
it signfies that:

I aint gonna live my life to anyone elses code

i did that and every time i failed to live up to a set of standards
i got depressed and self harmed,.. and hurt those around me

last thing i say before i fall over
no i don't believe in Karma,
but i don't believe in being a cunt either.
Marven Gay said "Only the good die young"
and i can't argue with that.

look at all the brave souls dying in Irac,...
they are being good following orders
doing their countries biddin,...
they end up in a body bag
while the people that sent them,...

if Karma exists it got a back hander a long time ago

fuck your chrome toaster
used to be coded,
cause i got branded,
don't give two shits about labels,....

let me lay myself bare to you

oh by the way i'm off to fuckin paRIS!
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Comments

  • WickedJeremyWickedJeremy Posts: 229
    No shit! Fuck that goddamn shiny motherfucker![bb]
    Kickass post my friend.
    Look at you! Look at how you
    making me fucking reply.
    All hyped up and shit.
    FUCK!

    I won't live for a long time, but I'll outlive the good sons-of-bitches!
    -Jeremy
  • WickedJeremyWickedJeremy Posts: 229
    WickedJeremy wrote:
    No shit! Fuck that goddamn shiny motherfucker![bb]

    Damn! I can't edit my shit here. I'll never be a shiny toaster this way. Yes!
    -Jeremy
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    When I heard you mention a chrome toaster, I thought of the Wilco song Hell is Chrome..."when the devil came, he was not red, he was chrome and he said, come with me" :)
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  • WickedJeremyWickedJeremy Posts: 229
    justam wrote:
    When I heard you mention a chrome toaster, I thought of the Wilco song Hell is Chrome..."when the devil came, he was not red, he was chrome and he said, come with me" :)
    Wild man! I got back in here wo wait for my buddy. He is bringing a Wilco DVD over to watch. I've never listened to them but he has been raving for a long time. He and I have similiar interests in music so I expect to get something out of it. What I have heard though has not tickled my fleshy vegetation yet. So I must put aside previous impressions and start anew. Synhronicity baby!
    -Jeremy
  • pickupyourwillpickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
    whoa, puddlem! I think I'm having some serious deja vu ;)
  • WickedJeremyWickedJeremy Posts: 229
    WickedJeremy wrote:
    Wild man! I got back in here wo wait for my buddy. He is bringing a Wilco DVD over to watch. I've never listened to them but he has been raving for a long time. He and I have similiar interests in music so I expect to get something out of it. What I have heard though has not tickled my fleshy vegetation yet. So I must put aside previous impressions and start anew. Synhronicity baby!

    So my buddy is here and I hadn't mentioned the synchronicity yet. I did, however, read to him about the Chrome Toaster. He starts singing some Wilco song. Same song you quoted! All from the word chrome?
    -Jeremy
  • Larry ZisstansLarry Zisstans Posts: 167
    yeah fuck that chrome toaster--
    and fuck keepin' up with the jonses--

    and while i'm at it--
    some other things that i think deserve a "fuck" to--

    fuck the "fair catch" rule in football--
    fuck the d.h. rule in baseball--
    fuck a thousand channels of absolute shit--
    (except c-span & comedy central---you're cool)

    and in the words of "the man"--
    "fuck the pessimists"

    peace
    lz
    The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
    --Bill Hicks
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    WickedJeremy wrote:
    So my buddy is here and I hadn't mentioned the synchronicity yet. I did, however, read to him about the Chrome Toaster. He starts singing some Wilco song. Same song you quoted! All from the word chrome?

    It's a good song. :D
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Fuckin' great, puddle in a muddle!!!! I love it!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • puddle in a muddlepuddle in a muddle Posts: 33
    this was orginally a letter

    then in bed one night i thought of REM's E-bow the letter

    it got expanded

    thanks for kind words I like that some-one liked it

    oh and thanks for the new nickname: PUDDLEM!
    used to be coded,
    cause i got branded,
    don't give two shits about labels,....

    let me lay myself bare to you

    oh by the way i'm off to fuckin paRIS!
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