Are You A B.I.T.C.H.?
upinsmoke
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Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know.... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E, you now....Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it:
"B.I.T.C.H."
"So, just exactly what is a B.I.T.C.H?" they ask in unison.
* B - BABE
* I - IN
* T - TOTAL
* C - CONTROL of
* H - HERSELF
So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch"...SMILE......and say Thank You!
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know.... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E, you now....Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it:
"B.I.T.C.H."
"So, just exactly what is a B.I.T.C.H?" they ask in unison.
* B - BABE
* I - IN
* T - TOTAL
* C - CONTROL of
* H - HERSELF
So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch"...SMILE......and say Thank You!
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