lets write a story one sentence, but every sentence must contain a Pearl Jam song

hrd2imgn
hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,924
edited February 2007 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
So every sentence in this sotry must have the title of a Pearl Jam studio release. Lets try not to repeat either.

It was Hard To Imagine, but Ricky found his new found hobby quite enjoyable.



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Hard To imagine
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    However, his mother worried about whether his neglect of his schoolwork and infatuation with his new pursuits might hamper his academic ambitions, and render him [b}unemployable[/b} as a consequence.
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Unemployable, that was meant to be, by the way.
  • olderman
    olderman Posts: 1,765
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    However, his mother worried about whether his neglect of his schoolwork and infatuation with his new pursuits might hamper his academic ambitions, and render him unemployable as a consequence.

    these pursuits are polluting, yes, in fact, defiling his mind. his academic ambitions have vanished into Thin Air.
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    Luckily, he was in a cheerful frame of mind, laughed, and he reassured his mother that he could still wash dishes, landscape gardens, or fix cars if his academic career didn't pan out.
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    she smiled at her son's indifference.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Musing on her son's over-prominent jaw, squinty eyes and red hair, and how he was the most singularly ugly little bastard in Bromsgrove Avenue, she made headway from the little animal and ventured out onto the front porch, to talk to Mrs Snidkins, next door.
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Ricky, being six years old, had plans to be a Better Man than his big brother Jeremy, who was as thick as pigshit and was enough to provoke a grievance just from the sight of his face.
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Jeremy would jump out from the coal bunker, covered in black coke, and ambush him, pulling him about the back yard until bloodwould emit from the scratches on his face. Ricky remembered it wasn't the wounding that upset mum, and got him the belt when they came into the house, but the black coke footsteps on Mrs Cropduster's pathway outside.
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    Ricky liked to hold on to the back of his older brother's bike and get a ride to the otherside of the neighborhood.
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  • hrd2imgn
    hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,924
    The a revelation hit Ricky, I can twist it and yank it, and then all my problems will be "gone"
  • olderman
    olderman Posts: 1,765
    as a tumbleweed tumbles past a sand duned platform in the middle of absolutely nothing

    I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D HABIT!
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • hrd2imgn
    hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,924
    Ricky sat there, comtemplating"...never thought you'd never thought you'd........THAT'S IT, aye davanita!" he thought, that is Italian for someting!
  • Bu2
    Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    coming around the bend, he saw the daughter of Mrs. Snidkin heading towards him.
    Feels Good Inc.
  • bookmuse
    bookmuse Posts: 277
    Bu2 wrote:
    coming around the bend, he saw the daughter of Mrs. Snidkin heading towards him.


    Mrs Snidkin is the elderly woman in a small town from down the road.
    "Speak your mind even if your voice shakes" ~ M Kuhn
  • nucmed24
    nucmed24 Posts: 144
    Ricky walks up to the daughter of Mrs. Snidkin and introduces himself. "Hi, I'm Julia" she replies. "Most people call me Bee Girl."
    I'm Eric.

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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    he looked at her like she was a rival and figured as they'd soon be parting ways she'd soon forget him.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    catefrances wrote:
    he looked at her like she was a rival and figured as they'd soon be parting ways she'd soon forget him.
    Then his brother returned from the otherside of the neighbourhood and asked him, "dude, why you so down?"; Ricky shrugged it off, "nothing, man."
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Having not much else on the agenda for the day, Ricky decided to *go* downtown. Walking *alone* he noticed, in absolute SHOCK,a *gremmie outta control*!!!


    Note: Unsure as to what the fuck a gremmie is at this point in time but, run with it!
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Having not much else on the agenda for the day, Ricky decided to *go* downtown. Walking *alone* he noticed, in absolute SHOCK,a *gremmie outta control*!!!


    Note: Unsure as to what the fuck a gremmie is at this point in time but, run with it!
    "Hold on," he demanded as the Gremmie ran by, "tell me who you are"
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • i like matt.c
    i like matt.c Posts: 1,122
    the gremmie, shocked by ricky's demand tried to run but ricky was too quick. he grabbed onto the gremmie's *cordroy* jacket and said *come back*

    note: i think a gremmie is someone who surfs

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