I Am Woman, Hear Me…Ow!

Bu2

Paycheck to paycheck
No savings account
Hope my tires don’t blow
Hope my landlord stays good
Hope my man keeps his job
Wish I wasn’t a slob
Wonder what happens next
Wonder who’s on the fence
Strut my stuff while I can
Buy bigger clothes than my man’s
Eat lesser meals when I can
Try not to scream, rave and rant
Avoid the drama unless it’s TV
Embrace the things that make me real
Scream out that politics are important
Daydream and wish the days away
Love everyone who is around me
And even those far away
Watch television only slightly
Surfing the internet saves time
Sing the songs that I love the most
Respecting time, enjoying wine
Actually beer but it puts the weight on
Bourbon and Scotch would thin me up
But so would liposuction
Exercise
How about a guest spot on nip/tuck?
Oh never mind
I am happy, all in all

Really
I mean it

I’m a woman, after all