Why Is It...?
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Why is it....that I feel like Andy Rooney with a
stopwatch? (That was a joke)
Why is it...that when I get emails in my SPAM in-box,
all the names that send me these junk emails are so
exotic? I almost feel like clicking on their messages
just to see if I've won a trip to the Bahamas.
Dominique tells me Viagra will make my penis harder,
longer. Thank you, Dominique. I'm so glad to know
that your pharmacuetical ad has been directed straight
to me! Good work!! (I'm a chick, d'oh)
Frederic Washington Del Toro III tells me I can get a
loan for over $500 if I need it. Makes me wonder
which generation of Freddies is going to knock on my
door when the money's due.
Simone wants to get to know me....REALLY WELL! And
she has friends who want to get to know me too!!
Ummm...aren't you all happy together already??
Hard_Cash_Now wants to sell me Viagra for cash that's
hard to get........Hello!?
Do you ever feel like hooking all
these people up together???
Or is just me?
Signed,
Puzzled in Pelham
stopwatch? (That was a joke)
Why is it...that when I get emails in my SPAM in-box,
all the names that send me these junk emails are so
exotic? I almost feel like clicking on their messages
just to see if I've won a trip to the Bahamas.
Dominique tells me Viagra will make my penis harder,
longer. Thank you, Dominique. I'm so glad to know
that your pharmacuetical ad has been directed straight
to me! Good work!! (I'm a chick, d'oh)
Frederic Washington Del Toro III tells me I can get a
loan for over $500 if I need it. Makes me wonder
which generation of Freddies is going to knock on my
door when the money's due.
Simone wants to get to know me....REALLY WELL! And
she has friends who want to get to know me too!!
Ummm...aren't you all happy together already??
Hard_Cash_Now wants to sell me Viagra for cash that's
hard to get........Hello!?
Do you ever feel like hooking all
these people up together???
Or is just me?
Signed,
Puzzled in Pelham
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