God House

Bu2

(humming along to the tune of "Animal House" is optional)

I got it on good authority
Boon and Otter, they taught it to me
Alpha/Omega had a toga party
and the rest, they say, is history

Alpha’s scientists were in the lab
put Delta specimen on a slab
What happened next they never would blab
and our beginning is up for grabs

God House
God House

Alpha talks about the serpent and tree
Adam and Eve were just you and me
Omega tells it to me differently
Delta added in the birds and bees

What happens next, man, it really gets cold
Alpha/Omega are swallowed up whole
Eternity is a big scary hole
and I’m dead now that the story’s been told

God House
God House

So as a ghost I am talking to you
Animal House has some ‘splaining to do
Flounder, Pinto and that Bluto too
Were three times smarter than their low IQ’s

Cuz what they tell me makes a lot of sense
Alpha/Omega took our innocence
and we’ve been sitting here on a fence
not really living in the present tense

For in reality we’re on that slide
That eye in heaven has something to hide
looking down on us enjoying the ride
and deciding whether we’ll abide

All the while eating its tail
without fail….

Are we next?

God House
God House

"NO MORE FUN OF ANY KIND!!" - Dean Wormer

Holey Ghost

very clever Bu2!