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Sally, You're Breaking My Heart

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edited July 2006 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
(basedonatruephoneconversation@theofficetoday)

Mr. Grisham’s office
Is John Grisham in
No
I’m sorry
He’s
In a meeting
And you are his assistant
Yes
His right hand
Um
Then you would be
The person to talk to
Your name is
Cecilia
And you’re the
Executive assistant
Administrative assistant
Whichever pays more
Ha ha ha
So you are the perfect person
The person to speak with
About his wants
And needs
Well, um
When it comes to magazines
Well I sort his mail
And you know
Sally
He’s been
Receiving the industry’s best
Getting an awful lot of it
But what sets us apart is
I know
We know
Sally
His tastes and needs
It’s a shame Mr. Grisham’s not available
Sally
Can you give me
Your name and number
Sally
And I’ll let
You think
It would be better
I think it would be
Better just
To send an email
Let me take your name
Sally
And your number, please
His email addy starts with jgrisham
Yes
But it would be best to
Yes
Do you know when
He’ll be free
I really don’t know
Sally
Perhaps
You can help me
Perhaps I can
Give you
Give me
A name and number
Again
Sally
You’ve been very helpful
My name is
Sally do you think it wise
Um
For me to
Call back
At 3:00
Yes
Because then
I’ll be off
And Sally will be answering his phone
Feels Good Inc.
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