The Weird Al PearlJamPeeps Thread:
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Write a parody of a song you like, a la Weird Al Yankovitch. I'll start with one I just wrote a half hour ago, based on James Blunt's "You're Beautiful":
MY PUBIC HAIR
Got a Brazilian.
They said it’d swell.
Screamed for the doctor.
It hurt like hell.
He smiled as he put his gloves on,
said, “You won’t feel a thing.”
But I put no faith in that,
when he began to sing:
“Your pubic hair, your pubic hair
your pubic hair, it’s through.
I can’t replace what was ripped away,
and I can’t say what to do,
but if I were you I‘d sue.”
Yeah his words made sense
and got me incensed
He could see from my face that I was
fucking tense
and I don’t think that he’ll see me again
‘cause I did some damage to his driveway fence.
My pubic hair, my pubic hair
caused me a ticket, too.
I can’t replace what was ripped away
so you see what I must do.
Yes, I do believe I’ll sue.
My pubic hair, my pubic hair!
What once was red is nude!
There must be a Brazilian with a smile on his face,
when he thought up what we should suffer through.
So it's time to face the truth:
All us women, we should sue.
MY PUBIC HAIR
Got a Brazilian.
They said it’d swell.
Screamed for the doctor.
It hurt like hell.
He smiled as he put his gloves on,
said, “You won’t feel a thing.”
But I put no faith in that,
when he began to sing:
“Your pubic hair, your pubic hair
your pubic hair, it’s through.
I can’t replace what was ripped away,
and I can’t say what to do,
but if I were you I‘d sue.”
Yeah his words made sense
and got me incensed
He could see from my face that I was
fucking tense
and I don’t think that he’ll see me again
‘cause I did some damage to his driveway fence.
My pubic hair, my pubic hair
caused me a ticket, too.
I can’t replace what was ripped away
so you see what I must do.
Yes, I do believe I’ll sue.
My pubic hair, my pubic hair!
What once was red is nude!
There must be a Brazilian with a smile on his face,
when he thought up what we should suffer through.
So it's time to face the truth:
All us women, we should sue.
Feels Good Inc.
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My squid is luminous.
My love is bulbous.
I saw an ant bee boogie-in.
Of that I'm serious.
Jack rabbit smiled at me in the subway.
He was with a moonbeam jellyfish.
But I won't lose no china pig, hey,
'Cause I've got a moustache.
You're fast and bulbous. You're fast and bulbous.
Mascara snake, it's true.
I saw my hog in a bluejean smog,
A boogaloogaloo,
I'm a trout in Katmandu.
Yeah, she munched out of a bag,
Polyethalene.
She could see from my dress I'm in drag,
My underpants shining obscene.
She's eating dough,
Rockette Morton's eating laser beans,
But they share a tadpole that will swim in their dreams.
Big Joan is beautiful. Big Joan is beautiful.
her hands are small, it's true.
I saw the blimp with a pachuco shrimp,
Bill's corpse was turning blue.
And his wife knew what to do.
Hair pie cuticle, hair pie cuticle ....
etc
repeat to fade
if ever there was a song that deserved a splendid mistreatment like that!