I'm Sorry I Slept With Your Sister

HunterandHuntedHunterandHunted Posts: 140
edited November 2006 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
I'm not really.
I only said it to make you feel better,
And because I'd feel bad if you started a fight and I had to kick your ass too.

Even that night after I said sorry,
When we all got drunk and you passed out - we did it again.
Twice. Once in the same room.

Perhaps I wouldn't have if you hadn't tried to get involved.
She is after all, a fully consenting adult.
And she called you a stupid cunt, for getting involved.
But you ignited my vindictive streak.

I didn't really want to sleep with her again. But I did.
And it's her I feel bad for.

I can sometimes shock myself with my hypocrisy and rules made for my own private games - but at least I can admit them to myself.
Show me a better example of how to live and perhaps I'll learn.
But there aren't that many around.

'He who only learns from himself has a fool for a master.' Indeed.
And so much for all that.
What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Perhaps I wouldn't have if you hadn't tried to get involved.
    She is after all, a fully consenting adult.
    And she called you a stupid cunt, for getting involved.
    But you ignited my vindictive streak.
    this made me laugh in a nervous kind of way... like I'm not sure if its funny or not. This poem is malicious in the extreme. I kind of like it :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • I didn't really want to sleep with her again. But I did.
    And it's her I feel bad for.


    was it size or lack of stamina?
  • was it size or lack of stamina?

    What a drole, original response friend....
    If indeed either either of the factors you outlined were, in fact, in any way pertinent, do you really think I'd be feeling sorry for her?
    You really haven't thought this through have you....

    Using people to get back at someone else is never a good way of doing things.
    Minor nuances of conscience and regret often coming to the fore....
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • Jeremy1012 wrote:
    this made me laugh in a nervous kind of way... like I'm not sure if its funny or not. This poem is malicious in the extreme. I kind of like it :)

    Thanks Jeremy....I think all too often people are not willing to ask questions of themselves - the reasons for acting in the ways they do when a darker side of their nature comes to the surface...I'm willing to do that.

    Or what triggers these actions/reactions....

    Yes, its probably a little twisted and malicious - but then there is malice everywhere you look, if you choose to look hard enough - it takes many forms and peace, love and happiness can only do so much to camouflage it...Yet we still try to paper the cracks...
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • lol! i agree!
    [peple freak when they see someone's darkness.or hear ther black wordz.

    lif isnt fair and peopl suck,that's what i know.

    plus bein naugty can be fun!

    admit it evryo ne! you allllll hav a part thatz brused and somtimes it feez good to press on it........

    have hunted and waz hunted befor.
  • pinktips wrote:
    lol! i agree!
    [peple freak when they see someone's darkness.or hear ther black wordz.

    lif isnt fair and peopl suck,that's what i know.

    plus bein naugty can be fun!

    admit it evryo ne! you allllll hav a part thatz brused and somtimes it feez good to press on it........

    have hunted and waz hunted befor.


    Indeed, an admirable existentialist argument.
    As a good man named Sartre once said: 'Hell is other people'.
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • Indeed, an admirable existentialist argument.
    As a good man named Sartre once said: 'Hell is other people'.

    he totaly said that and wordz are loaded pistols.

    didn't you jus say you cant liv your life believn in quotz?

    spin spin spin
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Good stuff, one of the best things I've read in a while.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • pinktips wrote:
    he totaly said that and wordz are loaded pistols.

    didn't you jus say you cant liv your life believn in quotz?

    spin spin spin

    As disinclined as I am to enter into dialogue with anyone who bastardises in the English language in such a manner, i'm willing to reply for one reason.

    That is - that quote was to back up YOUR SENTIMENT, I said it was an admirable argument, I never maintained that it was my position...Therefore investiture of faith in that quote - should you choose to - is solely yours....

    Spin, spin, spin, fall over.
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • NB: Faith and Belief are not the same thing.
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • bastardises?

    indeed.
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Freedom.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • Indeed.
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • to be is to do

    so

    do be do be do

    ~ frank
  • i don't think there's a 'stupid fuck' amendment, but i could be wrong. if i recall, it's some obscure 20th century lyric referencing a psychiatric professional.

    however, i'm having a really good time, alex.

    what do i win?
  • pinktips wrote:
    to be is to do

    so

    do be do be do

    ~ frank


    Can't argue with Frank's raison d'etre...
    Unless it is, in fact, a quote...:)
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • pinktips wrote:
    i don't think there's a 'stupid fuck' amendment, but i could be wrong. if i recall, it's some obscure 20th century lyric referencing a psychiatric professional.

    however, i'm having a really good time, alex.

    what do i win?

    Well, at least Mommy agrees, and lets face it - she knows best.

    You win Biscuits. Loads. Sorry - cookies....
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    don't take yourself so seriously.

    we don't.
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    brain of c wrote:
    don't take yourself so seriously.

    we don't.

    I am a tomato, ripening in a greenhouse
    from green to orange to red I go
    from looking sick to embarrased is how I show
    And then I get picked and ate.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • brain of c wrote:
    don't take yourself so seriously.

    we don't.

    The Royal We? Collective We? Wee in a bucket?
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • I'm confused, is the persona the rather crude character or the poem, or the hyperdefensive jargonated academic in the posts?
  • I'm confused, is the persona the rather crude character or the poem, or the hyperdefensive jargonated academic in the posts?

    Neither of the above - he's the fine young gentlemen sitting quietly in the corner touching an Iguana in places an Iguana should never be touched....
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    I'm not really.
    I only said it to make you feel better,
    And because I'd feel bad if you started a fight and I had to kick your ass too.

    Even that night after I said sorry,
    When we all got drunk and you passed out - we did it again.
    Twice. Once in the same room.

    Perhaps I wouldn't have if you hadn't tried to get involved.
    She is after all, a fully consenting adult.
    And she called you a stupid cunt, for getting involved.
    But you ignited my vindictive streak.

    I didn't really want to sleep with her again. But I did.
    And it's her I feel bad for.

    I can sometimes shock myself with my hypocrisy and rules made for my own private games - but at least I can admit them to myself.
    Show me a better example of how to live and perhaps I'll learn.
    But there aren't that many around.

    'He who only learns from himself has a fool for a master.' Indeed.
    And so much for all that.

    The most interesting aspect of this is the weird combination of wanting to be honest and wanting to lie at the same time. You've captured that fascinating mix we've all seen before. :)
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • madjackmadjack Posts: 213
    Justam, I know people who can't say anything without lieing about something. I believe some think the lies they tell make them significant, and some they tell are to cover the real truth. In this tale I believe the sex was good the lie justifies going for seconds. I lie to myself mostly to keep from facing the inevitable truth. The one thing about being by myself is that I don't have to put up wth anyone else's lies no more, I choose to walk away.
    Come on and play on the edge of life with me. Its fun and I love every minute of it!!!
  • pinktips wrote:
    bastardises?

    AND drole!

    lol....


    I was teasing, ya dork! Soooooo ssssserious, aren't we?



    "If it ain't fun, it ain't worth it." ~ me
  • AND drole!

    lol....


    I was teasing, ya dork! Soooooo ssssserious, aren't we?



    "If it ain't fun, it ain't worth it." ~ me

    Yes. Loads. And I am worth it.
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • so, you're saying you're a fun guy?
    even considering your diminuative stature
    and rabbit like response?




    :D
  • so, you're saying you're a fun guy?
    even considering your diminuative stature
    and rabbit like response?



    I am the Champion of Fun - and i take it very seriously indeed - for there is never enough to be had...Its a serious matter....If you start asking yourself Where Were You When All The Fun Stopped? Then you know your in trouble. Loads.
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • Ah, i see Diminuitve.....How did you know I was a midget?
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • my in trouble?
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