Token Terrorism
HunterandHunted
Posts: 140
'Your girlfriend called while you were out.'
'Why can't you call her by her name for fuck's sake?!'
'On principle.'
'Don't start that shit again. What she say?'
'That she's leaving for Hawaii tonight with your friend Oscar.'
'Wha....?'
'She also said that she'll get the $3000 she owes you back to you by christmas and...what was it...oh yeah, that this wouldn't have happened if you hadn't spent so much time out on the water with your buddies.'
'What the fuck?! No, no, no, ohmyholyfuckingod no.'
'Yup, she reckons your a real butt-hole surfer my man.'
'Where's the phone you cocksucker?'
'In the cradle as usual'
'Why does she never answer her goddamn phone! C'mon C'mon'
'Probably because she knows its you'
'Fu..Hi Nicole, Hey, what the hell is this about you going to Hawaii tonight?!
Your what - Over here? cooking us dinner here? Your not going anywhere? No? As a thank you?
Awesome. Yeah, great see you then.'
'You no good chickenshit piece of tapeworm's anus I'm gonna fuck you up...'
'Hahahahaha'
'Why can't you call her by her name for fuck's sake?!'
'On principle.'
'Don't start that shit again. What she say?'
'That she's leaving for Hawaii tonight with your friend Oscar.'
'Wha....?'
'She also said that she'll get the $3000 she owes you back to you by christmas and...what was it...oh yeah, that this wouldn't have happened if you hadn't spent so much time out on the water with your buddies.'
'What the fuck?! No, no, no, ohmyholyfuckingod no.'
'Yup, she reckons your a real butt-hole surfer my man.'
'Where's the phone you cocksucker?'
'In the cradle as usual'
'Why does she never answer her goddamn phone! C'mon C'mon'
'Probably because she knows its you'
'Fu..Hi Nicole, Hey, what the hell is this about you going to Hawaii tonight?!
Your what - Over here? cooking us dinner here? Your not going anywhere? No? As a thank you?
Awesome. Yeah, great see you then.'
'You no good chickenshit piece of tapeworm's anus I'm gonna fuck you up...'
'Hahahahaha'
What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
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