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I'd quite like to write poetry again...

harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited October 2007 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
...but I decided long ago that my poetry is shite and I can't bring myself to write a decent one.

Hmmm...
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    well i hardly think i'm shakepeare but that ain't gonna stop me. so be bold mark and mighty forces will come to you raid. post your shite. :D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    come to your aid. of course that meant to say. :)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    catefrances wrote:
    well i hardly think i'm shakepeare but that ain't gonna stop me. so be bold mark and mighty forces will come to your aid. post your shite. :D

    Bloody hell that was inspirational. If that doesn't make me write a poem nothing will! Watch this space, Braveheart. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    and that was an example of my writing crap. :D


    * there'll be no bum flashing here though.*
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    ...but I decided long ago that my poetry is shite and I can't bring myself to write a decent one.

    Hmmm...


    anyone can be a poet
    you just don't yet know it
    this one doesn't even rhyme
    its iambic pentameter in time
    p.s. you smell of Albania
    so get writing, control your mania
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    anyone can be a poet
    you just don't yet know it
    this one doesn't even rhyme
    its iambic pentameter in time
    p.s. you smell of Albania
    so get writing, control your mania

    Dude that just changed my life.

    Woah.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Dude that just changed my life.

    Woah.


    i'm not surprised... i emailed it to the Nobel committee and they sent it back saying "we are not yet that highly intelligent to fairly judge this piece of literature, i suggest you post it to Marty McFly and he'll leave it somewhere easy to find for us, somewhere in the future"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    i'm not surprised... i emailed it to the Nobel committee and they sent it back saying "we are not yet that highly intelligent to fairly judge this piece of literature, i suggest you post it to Marty McFly and he'll leave it somewhere easy to find for us, somewhere in the future"

    Surely there must be some mistake. Didn't he win one last year?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Surely there must be some mistake. Didn't he win one last year?


    the bastard... now his name will enter folk-de-lore-ian...


    worst gag ever... :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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