The Common Man Welcomes the Summer

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Bill from Newcastle-On-Tyne,
He welcomed the brand-new sunshine.
He said, ‘About time
That the weather was fine!’
as he rid his tinned tuna of brine.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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