Keep it up, Keep it down (The Toilet Seat)

Ahnimus

Just wanted to write about this, it's a start anyway.

My baby, her ass is all wet
pointing fingers at me
and I ain't got no regret
tellin' me I gotta set, the seat to rest,
on the rim, and I say "you wanna make a bet?"
If I do it like that then I'm gonna make a mess
all over the floor, the sink, the shower, so I digress

Keep it up, keep it down
can't find a middle ground
can't come to an agreement
so don't make another sound

Open up the door, and I get into position
I release with relief and then I had a vision
I hit the flush lever and I bumped the sink counter
my toothbrush fell off, splashed in the toilet water
and that's when it hit me, when I had an epiphany
put the lid down and we all live happily

Keep it up, keep it down
we found a middle ground
the seat and lid going down
so don't make another sound

chadwick

funny..good call..