little mr. karate chop

walkerlastgen1

little mister karate chop
had a little kung fu shop
you can go kick ass alot
he will sit and smoke his pot
will you slam the nunchucks into you crotch
oh... oh... oh
little mr. karate chop
chopped me for a parking spot
man he likes to smoke alot
ninja's aint got what he got

Being Enlightened

he'll put you on the chopping block
blow a toke and watch you cough
then he'll cry a big "HEEEE-YAAAAH"
little mister karate chop

Hee Hee! That was funny, walkerlastgen1!

walkerlastgen1

I sure am in a funky spot
left me seeing polka dots
my bo staff skills begin to rot
and on my head i took a knot
ohh someone out there called the cops
they felt sorry for my weeping ass
we both had grass
it came to pass
me and mr karate chop.
on the run
from mr no fun

DopeBeastie

me n' mister mister karate chop
running from a buncha fucking jarhead cops
karate thought he'd be sly, try an' hop a fence
wound up with yesterday's dim sum in his pants
but i didn't stop running, and now i'm back in the arts
and mister dim sum dombek in the back of a cop car


kia kia... it's like a jungle sometime

walkerlastgen1

this is a tori amos song i think.. no that's mr zebra..

justam

This is cheerful! I like it.

twin1

This thread is funny, it made me smile...thanks!

Pyramid

i love it...i want more stories of mr karate chop!

walkerlastgen1

Little mr. karate chop sitting in a cell
big ol mr sumo was the partner in his sell
chop said we can't do that man well surly go to hell
please but your diper on oh god man what's that smell.

little mr. karate chop
kung fu'd his way out of love
a shot to crotch
sumo's pitch up a notch
as peacefull as a dove
now....