Best Friend

cory

You've been with me since day one

All of my favorite memories include you

You've never let me down

You've never said one bad thing to me

You've never rejected me

I'm violent with you sometimes

I've put you in places you didn't want to go...but you went anyway

I just reach out my hand, and you are there

Mr. Penis, thanks for "hanging" out with me all these years

Bu2

GREAT twist!!! You had me going, there.....ah, but you had HIM going there too, ha ha. Well done!!