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Burger King!!!

thunder_ballsthunder_balls Posts: 117
edited September 2005 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
LOL this is something stupid, that I wrote, so with my friend, I could go down to Burger King with his acoustic guitar, and be a rockstar for a moment, with some sort of crowd. Anyways, here it is.

Burger King

Where the hell am i?
I'm at burger king!
I'm in a line
so i can get some fat burger thing

I love my chicken tenders
inside a special sauce
where I can have a lil flavor
of all the employee's green snot
and whatever comes out their butt

here i am with my guitar
to sing a song about a horse meat bar
with 50 year old frozen buns
with a lil bit of pee just for fun

yummy lettace manure
with ingredients from the sewer
nobody does it better
than the ultimate burger brewer!

have it your way
and eat some caramel horse apples
wake up with the king
and have a great day!

Yes, I know, not so excellent. But, I wrote it in about 2 minutes. That would probably be the appropriate length of the song. When I go do my performance of it at burger king..I'm going to do a crowd dive. Woo!:-D

P.S...if anybody would mind reviewing, and assessing, and giving me suggestions on how to be better...I have about 8 other poems. I just don't want to post them all up, mostly because of maybe the embarassment, and, because that'd take a lot of posts...which takes away room for people with some talent.
7/10/06
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  • EvilToasterElfEvilToasterElf Posts: 1,119
    I wrote this after I realized I had eaten Mcdonald's in 6 languages, the current count is 9 I think.

    Global Cuisine

    I have seen those golden arches from across a shining sea
    Raised above a truckstop near Pittsburgh
    Plaid regalia and unshaven faces lumbered with their super-sized meal
    The smiling faces of a happy meal adhere to every scene
    The toys will never last of course
    I have lusted for some French fries near ancient British castles
    The food delivered, sub-par even for medieval
    Accented only by the dentistry that accompanied our meal
    Bounded past the arch de triumph
    A hungry Luftwaffe on search and destroy
    But poor manners did not avail those microwave masterpieces
    I would rather hurl those patties from the Eiffel tower
    Landed in a coffee-shop in the heart of the Netherlands
    And felt the need to munch
    But though the pictures are the same the food’s different in Dutch
    Around a tower filled with beer I saw that clown’s face calling
    I washed it down next to a sex shop filled with black leather and
    Guttural sounds
    Sauerkraut and dankesein couldn’t redeem the slaughter
    Between glimpses of supermodels I followed the Hamburgler in Barcelona
    But the beauty ended short of a quarter-pounder
    I suggest the seafood instead
    The fry-guys were a blasphemy in the heart of archaic Prague
    But a dollar there will fill you up with a half-dozen meals and a full gallon cup
    And some pocket lint will buy you an apple pie
    I left the Collosseum and a sign said “Mcdonald’s to the right”
    Had a salad in a cup but even that was fried
    Around the world you can’t escape Ronald’s vice-like grip
    Already 80 trillion served and almost seven satisfied

    -Looking back on it now, it's pretty aweful, but so is the source material
  • thunder_ballsthunder_balls Posts: 117
    Nice. Lmfao, that's a real complex way to tell the very simple points of McDonalds. haha..awesome man. Now that I think of it, I went to Burger King today, but forgot to sing my song. I'm lucky that place is just a few blocks away.
    7/10/06
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    thunder_balls wrote:

    I love my chicken tenders
    inside a special sauce
    where I can have a lil flavor
    of all the employee's green snot
    and whatever comes out their butt
    .


    Haha! You could write an epic novel around that bit! Cool! :D
  • EvilToasterElfEvilToasterElf Posts: 1,119
    thunder_balls wrote:
    LOL this is something stupid, that I wrote, so with my friend, I could go down to Burger King with his acoustic guitar, and be a rockstar for a moment, with some sort of crowd. Anyways, here it is.

    Burger King

    Where the hell am i?
    I'm at burger king!
    standing in a line
    to get some fat burger thing

    I love my chicken tenders
    inside a special sauce
    where I can have a lil flavor
    of the employee's snot
    and whatever comes out their butt

    here i am with my guitar
    to sing about a horse meat bar
    with 50 year old frozen buns
    with a lil bit of pee just for fun

    yummy lettace manure
    with ingredients from the sewer
    nobody does it better
    than the ultimate burger brewer!

    have it your way
    and eat some caramel horse apples
    wake up with the king
    and have a great day!

    .

    Changed a few lines up, you don't want people to stare out you for having too many syllables. Just suggestions though. Have fun.
  • thunder_ballsthunder_balls Posts: 117
    EvilToasterElf wrote:
    Changed a few lines up, you don't want people to stare out you for having too many syllables. Just suggestions though. Have fun.

    Thanks man. Lol, I dunno' why I wrote this. It's pretty retarded.
    7/10/06
  • thunder_ballsthunder_balls Posts: 117
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Haha! You could write an epic novel around that bit! Cool! :D

    I don't know. When I go do my live performance, I might scare all the customers away....actually, that'd be pretty awesome.
    7/10/06
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