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Guidelines for Discipling a 35 Year Old

twin1twin1 Posts: 902
edited November 2005 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
A dictatorship to democracy,
sloppy pvfs,
a kitchen timer,
the docking system,
and a chair,
natural consequences,
charting,
positive reinforcement,
sometimes fair,
no visual contact during resting period,
no emotion and do not talk,
no manipulation or testing,
I didn't tell you to move or walk,
no badgering, no intimidation, no agression, no threats,
no martyrdom, buttering up, no physical abuse, or revenge,
now play like a nice boy...

that's...1
that's...2
that's...3
....take 10...& 5 for the past 14 years...
Our love must not be just words, but True Love, which shows itself in action,
No one needs a smile more than someone who fails to give one,
After you die...you know how to LIVE!
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    hahahahahaha...that is awesome!!! :p
    thank sweet jeebus i am just about 37, or i'd be worried you were disciplining me. :o ha. thanks for that great laugh.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • twin1twin1 Posts: 902
    decides2dream wrote:
    hahahahahaha...that is awesome!!! :p
    thank sweet jeebus i am just about 37, or i'd be worried you were disciplining me. :o ha. thanks for that great laugh.

    You're welcome! Actually I was trying to help my 2 year old, but found...it applied more to her dad...
    Our love must not be just words, but True Love, which shows itself in action,
    No one needs a smile more than someone who fails to give one,
    After you die...you know how to LIVE!
  • twin2twin2 Posts: 894
    Hey sis, this is too funny. I really had a mental picture for this one.
  • bigbillbigbill Posts: 42
    you should be ashamed of yourself for making fun of a retard.
  • twin1twin1 Posts: 902
    codedbrandedlabelled wrote:
    i maybe wrong but that sounds like a telling off i would enjoy

    Ha! Smile...
    Our love must not be just words, but True Love, which shows itself in action,
    No one needs a smile more than someone who fails to give one,
    After you die...you know how to LIVE!
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    I say...SCREAM!

    (And beat em til theyre blue);)


    hahaha.
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • twin1twin1 Posts: 902
    Ali wrote:
    I say...SCREAM!

    (And beat em til theyre blue);)


    hahaha.

    Too funny! thanks...
    Our love must not be just words, but True Love, which shows itself in action,
    No one needs a smile more than someone who fails to give one,
    After you die...you know how to LIVE!
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    twin1 wrote:
    Too funny! thanks...
    No seriosly,that was very good and i understand what youre saying.I personally think I did okay and still do with my parents.I'll live with them til I marry and I'll stay married and do what it takes to stay that way,when he finds me....but..:)....Parenting is very hard and takes one thing,....HOnesty to self and soul.


    Thats what I feel .

    You make me think twin(s):)!!!!!
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • twin2twin2 Posts: 894
    Ali wrote:
    No seriosly,that was very good and i understand what youre saying.I personally think I did okay and still do with my parents.I'll live with them til I marry and I'll stay married and do what it takes to stay that way,when he finds me....but..:)....Parenting is very hard and takes one thing,....HOnesty to self and soul.


    Thats what I feel .

    You make me think twin(s):)!!!!!


    Honesty to the self and the soul is the way to go. You can only be who you are and put your whole heart into it. Children should be treated like the precious gifts they are.
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    twin2 wrote:
    Honesty to the self and the soul is the way to go. You can only be who you are and put your whole heart into it. Children should be treated like the precious gifts they are.
    Youre right...and its a shame that some adults can't even learn to get along.
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • twin1twin1 Posts: 902
    Ali wrote:
    No seriosly,that was very good and i understand what youre saying.I personally think I did okay and still do with my parents.I'll live with them til I marry and I'll stay married and do what it takes to stay that way,when he finds me....but..:)....Parenting is very hard and takes one thing,....HOnesty to self and soul.


    Thats what I feel .

    You make me think twin(s):)!!!!!

    Thanks Ali! Sounds wise...parenting is very hard work, there are those who don't care but if you view kids as a gift you want to do whatever you can to help them, there is nothing more rewarding or no one will ever love you more in an innocent and genuine way than a child. To them you are the sun and their world. You decide if it is positive or negative for them. The hardest part and by far the worst was my choice in men, that is why we are not together anymore. Young and stupid. I did everything I could think of to make it work, but, it doesn't do anything if only one works on it. As sad as it is I really did think of my ex when trying to brush up on my discipling skills for a 2 year old, she is better behaved than he is and than some...I have had to do a great deal of soul searching especially over the past year and have to be honest and true to who I am, comfortable in my own skin...I am glad that we make you think, that is good! Thanks again for the kind words!
    Our love must not be just words, but True Love, which shows itself in action,
    No one needs a smile more than someone who fails to give one,
    After you die...you know how to LIVE!
  • twin2twin2 Posts: 894
    Ali wrote:
    Youre right...and its a shame that some adults can't even learn to get along.


    I agree. It's tough at times.
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    twin1 wrote:
    Thanks Ali! Sounds wise...parenting is very hard work, there are those who don't care but if you view kids as a gift you want to do whatever you can to help them, there is nothing more rewarding or no one will ever love you more in an innocent and genuine way than a child. To them you are the sun and their world. You decide if it is positive or negative for them. The hardest part and by far the worst was my choice in men, that is why we are not together anymore. Young and stupid. I did everything I could think of to make it work, but, it doesn't do anything if only one works on it. As sad as it is I really did think of my ex when trying to brush up on my discipling skills for a 2 year old, she is better behaved than he is and than some...I have had to do a great deal of soul searching especially over the past year and have to be honest and true to who I am, comfortable in my own skin...I am glad that we make you think, that is good! Thanks again for the kind words!
    well...it all makes you think.Religion politics life death.And how you explain that to your children,I'll never know!!!!!:)
    Goodnight twins...
    see ya later...smoke breaks included in the goodnights:)
    bye!:)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • twin1twin1 Posts: 902
    Ali wrote:
    well...it all makes you think.Religion politics life death.And how you explain that to your children,I'll never know!!!!!:)
    Goodnight twins...
    see ya later...smoke breaks included in the goodnights:)
    bye!:)

    sweet dreams Ali!
    Our love must not be just words, but True Love, which shows itself in action,
    No one needs a smile more than someone who fails to give one,
    After you die...you know how to LIVE!
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